All you fascists bound to lose

All you fascists bound to lose

All you fascists bound to lose

Pull the string, and ask the Magic Conch your question

The moment where I realized there's no going back: demented Trump rally attendees chanting "USA" after we bombed an Iranian school. America doesn't deserve to be saved.

I pay a monthly subscription for housing (rent)

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THE PASSION OF THE CRUST

Bezos gets a lot of hate But not enough. We can do better

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

FREE LUIGI

Imagine going to work at The Fascism Factory and just being okey dokey with the murdering. Every day making a choice to go back to work for ICE

As job ranks fill, they'll try harder than ever to hide what they do for a living. Ladies and gents and others, Do Not Fuck ICE. Make sure you know what they do for a living before you hit

I'm so primed for it. Today a coworker gasped at their phone and I got excited thinking mayb he finally passed (A dog had pups, that's all)

Period.

The US has been fed superhero narratives for so long that we're convinced someone will show up and fix our problems

Renee Good was murdered by ICE

I still need to wire it all together, but the old school stack is out of storage and partially set up.

Blast yourself a Baja little Christmas🎶

Bajas blasting on an open fire🎶

People who taste soap when eating cilantro are *so excited* to tell you that they taste soap when eating cilantro

A very 2025 tale: I had to Cash App some grocery money to my son, because he isn't getting SNAP now, and his father's paycheck was apparently on the UPS flight that crashed, which made it so he didn't get paid.

1/3 of the nation voted against him, so he destroyed 1/3 of the White House. He thinks it's poetic

Seattle protest inflatable suits spotted today: Hot Dog Banana Unicorn Chicken Rooster Eagle Mouse Cat Alien Dinosaur Frog Shark Axolotl Bee Pikachu Squidward

Winter setting: clockwise

Ok, but Fuck Ice

TyLeNoL cAuSeS AuTiSm

A short skirt AND a long jacket? In this economy?

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

Desperately Seeking Suitcase

Our local Fred Meyer is closing You know what that means This time next year a Spirit Halloween

Game Show Idea: "24 To Score" You're dropped into a major city with some cash, and you have just twenty-four hours to get someone to sell you weed. Dispensary purchases get you eliminated.

The real challenge of being a housekeeper would be that you can't show them the used Swiffer cloth and say "Eewww!" because then they would rightfully feel like slobs

You can have it all

Unintentional story telling: I like pig butts and I cannot lie Smoked pigs book a party!

Do you have shit for brains? Go work for a billionaire, they won't know the difference!

to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox: * go to about:config * set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false

"The Rendez Vous" by French-American artist Pascal Campion.

I feel like we've been trapped in the Layla montage from Goodfellas every moment Trump has been in office, both times

As job ranks fill, they'll try harder than ever to hide what they do for a living. Ladies and gents and others, Do Not Fuck ICE. Make sure you know what they do for a living before you hit

ThErE iS nO ePsTeiN LiSt

The Royal Family celebrates Pride Month with a performance of Chappell Roan’s “Pink Pony Club.”

"Yes ha ha Heck Ya," me if I were a sicko