Yeah... that hurt... recovery was nice though. #freestylestaffacademy

no... but where have you been?

omg food... people eat food... forgot...

working.

she was ready and excited to go to preschool, and I had the audacity to ask if I could take a picture, so I got this face...

God I love this silly kid!

princess sky bear!

today's cuddle session with the giggle monster.

Today's after school chill session.

I guess this is the last happy memory. It's all going down in flames. I'm out. see ya. ✌️

another rejection for a job I was fully qualified for... and kinda excited for... fml... tick tock goes the doom clock...

This is the way...

My hair is very colorful...

this kid has all the style and attitude.

The "reason for applying" section on these applications is blowing my mind... I need a job, for income, to survive, pay rent and eat food... is the best I can come up with...

If you want time to slow down... put brownies in the oven... this 25 minutes feels like 3 days ago...

FUCK. ALL. MAGAT. LOSERS. 😎✨

bingo...

she demanded I wear these and take a picture... so here we are...

Sky's world!

We got a baby sitter... let's go!

🤟

meh... 🤣

I'm 36 today... womp womp

If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.

ears...

Sky Bear's first milkshake!

recent edit shenanigans. 🤟 #contentcreator #bluesky

They just feed on fear, bombarding you with stories like changing the Gulf of Mexico to America and other stupid shit. It's like jingling the car keys for a toddler as they receive a shot. There are more of us than them. And growing daily as his sheep wake up and leave the cult hive mind.

I do stuff... ✌️

peace was never an option...

Welp I feel old... but I guess I still got it... 🤷‍♂️✌️ #promosky #bluesky

I'm really not looking forward to my birthday... last year, my wife cried on my b-day cause we were so broke and losing our business... nothing has gotten better... things have only gotten worse... still unemployed, worthless and broke... I'm a failure in societies standards... what's to celebrate?

this kid has style and attitude...

Imagine you were the richest man in the world. You could have anything you wanted, go anywhere you wished, do whatever took you fancy. How would you spend your weekend? Depriving the poorest people in the world of food and healthcare and boasting about it?

Church members getting arrested for feeding the homeless or housing immigrants the way Jesus explicitly told them to do: “President trumps taskforce to eradicate anti-Christian bias will save us!” Arresting officer: “that name was too long, we’re just called the Antichrist Force now.”

Who parks like this? A self entitled ass hole... that's who...

You looking forward to your birthday? Not really... I already have to re-adjust the "juevos" every time I sit down... it only gets lower from here...

it was time... balding old man...

Speaking of ears and sky bear... send her some good juju...

Conservatives will never frown at any of Trump's actions, even as they're paying thirty dollars for eggs and using a VPN to check the weather, because even though the sky is angrier by the day at least the liberals are upset.

today... at the other place. I showed my audience of 25.1 thousand followers, that I had a giant pee spot on my blue jeans... Tell them I truly lived free...

What's your sky vibes today?

"Picture! Picture!" the #toddler demands of her #parents

It was 8 days ago... just a reminder...

So #NFL teams are being told by their owners and coaches... not to use #bluesky ... wtf!??? Damn meta & twitter simps gotta keep licking the boot I guess...🤷‍♂️

listen... I need this to happen... don't let me down internet...

Tried twice to post this vid here and it keeps posting with no sound... be better #bluesky anyways... www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2YrT33D/