when I moved to Texas from Portland as a child, I went from being a B student to having the top scores in all my classes.

again, how can my city acquire a mayor like this?

played a game of pick-up basketball today and I am genuinely concerned about my ability to walk tomorrow

I love New York

shopping for my 6 year old niece and the feedback is that the clothes are too “little girl” for her… what is a 6 year old if not a little girl?

Watched the Culture Awards with my baby in the room and we both danced to “All the Things She Said” performance. The most pure joy I’ve felt in ages.

me and Max at swim lessons

turned the game on and the Knicks were down by 27

West and Amanda deserve each other. Just get them the fuck off my tv #SummerHouse

When an artist you love won’t play the album you love on tour <<<

Using my last bit of PFML hours this week

Some of y’all be a little too woke and need to take a nap.

Why do I keep seeing white people in FUBU?

“You went from being married, to being one of West’s side bitches” is a READ. Ciara Miller 👏🏿

Ciara Miller kind Ciara Miller graceful Ciara Miller generous Ciara Miller classy Ciara Miller beautiful

Amanda Batula, you have over-played your hand, my dear. Yikes. #SummerHouse

still paying $375/month to have called this place home for 4 years 🥲

Another day of my daughter watching her clown ass mama rap Kanye’s verse on the lollipop remix in her face

Very happy for Zinzi

Does CLEAR still work without PreCheck? 🤔

Boz’s wigs are criminal

It’s been 4 years and ‘Slut Pop’ still sends a tingle up my spine

The Seahawks having a superbowl season the one year I took off bartending 🥲

Last time we won the Super Bowl, we were drinking pitchers of mimosas at this hour before the parade 😵‍💫

meaningless workday in Seattle

DuoLingo missed a moment! They should have been the first commercial after the halftime show. "Did you get that? If not, Duo can help!" #CheckPlease

Drakes taking L’s two years in a row I see

They just called this man’s Super Bowl performance a “learning experience”

this is a humiliation ritual at this point

all the GLP-1 and AI ads… corporations doubling dow on America being fat and dumb

The fireworks in my neighborhood have been nonstop this whole game & my dog is about to have a heart attack. Seattle, plz 😭

The kicker

And to think they were crying that Maye should have been offensive player of the year

this man is addicted to taking L’s

this is really the most wild disrespect on live tv after that Chris rock smack 😂

Everybody’s parlays going bust

We about to have a touchdown less Super Bowl

they can’t say jay z didn’t give us many iconic Super Bowl half times in his tenure

that performance was so visually rich

Is Malcolm butler ok?

Puth heads! Rise up!

Chris Pratt jump scare

Bluesky’s blocked feature don’t play

Loved this album enough to go the concert 9 months pregnant

Chaka is to SZA, as Cher is to Miley. #Grammys

Durand makes me so happy and that album deserves

My girl!! ❤️

“a gang of”

I never spent much time on Reddit and then I became a parent 😵‍💫

3 months postpartum and a kid in my class asked “when will your body be small?” 🙃