How many fights can you fit into 9 seconds of regulation hockey play? USA and Canada will let us know.

So, um, like, how are we writing sex scenes with the general state of things being what it is? Asking for me, a writer who should've had this project done 19 days ago. #romancelandia

If you think that trans people are getting our rights ripped away "because the left went too far," you're a moron. Everything happening to us today was written up and planned by the Family Research Council in 2015. The document is still public. It's all there. www.frc.org/transgender#...

“Ah skeet skeet motherfucker! Ah skeet skeet goddamn.” -me, to myself, as I post on this silly little site

Allow myself to introduce...myself. 🔮 I'm Marisa! 📓 I write paranormal romance and blog like a fiend. 🌪️ Oklahoma born and bred. 🐶 Veteran dog mom. 👶🏽 Rookie human mom. If you want to keep up with me, the best way is with my newsletter, Saturday Morning Donuts! marisamohi.com/saturday-mor...

Having a six-week-old baby means I wake up at 3:30 every morning and that’s just when I start my day now.

You won't be any better at fighting what's coming if you burn yourself out and spend all your time feeling bleak and hopeless, and the people telling you that it's all despair now probably don't have anyone's best interest at heart.

Look. I'm not good at using short-form text platforms for on-brand content. But know that I've been writing some paranormal romance novellas, and you can snatch them up in the Witches of Whynot anthologies. books2read.com/ditlith

"No one is asking you to break into an FBI office to reveal malfeasance or risk twenty lashes to teach future generations to read. Much smaller, safer actions can still have an effect. It’s up to you what you do, but you can do something."

I've seen people dismiss the Pornhub bans, sometimes couching their dismissal in an anti-porn stance. What I don't think they realize is that the people pushing this stuff conflate porn with LGBTQ people and sex education and are part of Project 2025 mashable.com/article/free...

Hmmm. Which plugin crashed my website? This is my least favorite WordPress game.

It’s your friendly, neighborhood first-time mom here to let you know that nipple lanolin creams are also great for your winter-ravaged cuticles. Stay greasy, my friends.

I have a Seattle Kraken tattoo and I feel like not enough people know that about me.

Having my first post-partum glass of wine tonight and let me tell you my cheeks are WARM.

My husband left for work today in the most Hemingway sweater you’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to use Microsoft Teams on a typewriter.

When I started my Twitter account in 2009, I gained a ton of followers super fast. I realize this is because I was a 24-year-old black-out drunk bartender tweeting nonsense at all hours. Now, I'm almost 40 and alcohol gives me heartburn. Life comes at you at the normal speed.

New story in the OK Gazette by yours truly! www.okgazette.com/food-drink/n...

Write 200 words. Check Bluesky. Write 200 words. Check Bluesky. Write 200 words. Check Blueskey. Judging by my feed, I am not the only writer with this particular workflow.

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:

this reminds me of those 12 people who were responsible for thousands of book ban requests and it's a good reminder there aren't actually that many malicious actors in the world, just lots of systems unprepared for exploitation

Done and thanks and fuck you to every tech company and bro stealing my life to make a buck.

The world may feel like it's imploding, but your girl still has a deadline.

I'm currently on multiple deadlines, which used to be the thing that helped me get going when it came to writing. Now, I operate as a shrug emoji.

The proliferation of medical marijuana in the state of Oklahoma means that a lot of public places smell just like my house did when I was in grad school.

Piercing appointment on Saturday. I’m very excited to put my holes in my head.

Thank you to @nyssabiflora.bsky.social and @msjoeybug.bsky.social for getting me on this app. May it forever be the receptacle of my nonsense.