“It’s hard to feel lucky when a dude just crashed through my roof but I guess this is best case scenario for after that happens.” Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”

Looks up at the hole. Looks down at the rubble. “Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”

“… and do you normally crash through ceilings?”

“Why the hell are you landing on the roof????? We have a front door!”

It’s almost like the city is aslEEP WHAT THE FUCK. “JOEL?????”

It’s quiet out there.

Boring-ly! Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!

Morning, Cid!

I’m just sayin

“Bees won’t sting you unless you are a direct threat to the nest… sometimes they won’t sting you even if you are. Male honeybees can’t sting and the females will die if they do. And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”

Make the baby right or else I’m taking it to the customer service desk

“Okay, but why? What about them makes you uncomfortable?”

“They are not! Life on earth exists the way you know of it because of them!”

“What if my kid is scared of bees?”

I believe in you!

I refuse to believe kindness is a lost cause.

What’s the magic word?

“Perfect! I’ll gather some stuff together and we’ll meet in three weeks! Jesus, I’m actually really excited about this. Does that make me a nerd?”

“Hey, makes it easier.” He grinned, nodding. “I’ll see you then. Are you more of a visual learner or a written-down learner?”

“Very specific but sure! I’ll be there!” God, 8AM. It was like middle school all over again.

“Ugh. Now I have to go get non-lethal traps.”

“OW. OW. STOP. STOP.” Okay, just releasing the rat as soon as he’s turned around, hoping the distance will scare the rat away from the wires.

Cue him trying to pick the rat up by its scruff. Rat teeth were sharp as shit. He didn’t need any diseases.

“Hey, little buddy, that’s a great way to electrocute yourself. Come on, let’s find you something real to eat.”

“We can start whenever! Only thing I have is my new job, but that’s during the day And no? Not if you don’t want to. We can meet at the library… or wherever!”

“I’d be happy too! Honestly, it’d be nice to get to back into the sciences!”

“I know a bit about it, if you ever want the basics.”

Bet you’d like that.

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Like this if you want to be a Dispatcher! You will be assigned a team (method of assignment not decided). Roberts, you’re stuck with the Z-team.

“Nap…”

Honey, I think the whole city experiences the same thing.

She wishes she could get rid of me that easily.

That’s what I call my asshole after Big Belly Burger.

Today is my 2 year Bluesky anniversary 🥳

Did… did he just read my mind? “From a high-five?”

“Sure!” As long as it’s not a hug.

“Me too! Working with the SDN!”

“New job, new me.”

Fast. Reliable. Super.

She understands me.

“We listen and we don’t judge.”

You didn’t hear nothin’.

Whatever you say.

would

@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social “Why the hell did I let you talk me into this?”