Looking at this is basically archeology.

You get carded buying alcohol as a matter of protecting the establishment from accidentally selling to underage customers, not due to any law mandating you be carded. If you are a regular somewhere or look sufficiently aged you will not be carded.

Idk man I just don't see an immediate use for the AI in my day-to-day and I'm not gonna waste time wracking my brain to find a way to utilize it sorry.

In the waiting room while my mom has a minor medical thing done, I have her purse and her phone keeps going, "b'ding!," and like, "doink!" Or "pew pew!"

Sorry but it IS legitimately funny to me now when prices go up idk, the little scrap of cloth to cover your pink ass is more now lol. Okay!

So what have you been playing man oh cool battlefield beta that's awesome yeah I'm playing Grumblo Dumblo it's like an indie take on Gex. Oh what's Gex? Yeah don't worry about it.

Price increases bad but PS6 getting pushed back is fine or even good. Increases in graphical fidelity are now imperceptible and 90% of the videogames I play are pixel platformers about grief.

This is incredibly authentic to the MS-DOS version I had as a kid which would not let me save.

Good chance I would have known what it meant to "get dairygooned by gymcel freshman moids who couldn't get any foids" if I kept hanging out on twitter but it just sounds like radio static to me now.

Lmao okay feel like this one could have legs.

They opened a revolving sushi joint inside of a 40 minute drive of me and we are OUT here.

Edward Glizzy Hands.

watching the critic and jay says he's 36 in the first episode lol

Really fascinated by the recurring phenomenon of stuff that feels like it *should* be a draw ending up on FAST services. I looked at Tubi the other day and there's just a lot of stuff on there.

Exciting to see CoHost had a joke NGL.

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

just spent 20 minutes getting really pissed off at a bounty mission in avowed, killed the targets and was mopping up skeletons and the game crashed lol

It's cool that Magik, a character I had never heard of before she became a card in Snap is just a staple in every Marvel videogame now. I'm not saying I'm the authority on knowing guys but I would say I know more of the guys than the average person.

I would say I am skeptical of the new AI model Du Jour automating away every job because the last AI Model that was supposed to automate away every job did not do that.

I only thought Wolverine + Deadpool was alright but the fact that the writer apparently thinks so little of it makes me reconsider the limited affection I had for it.

Myself, from orbit.

How I'm tryna be

I'm spankin pickle rick morty I turned myself into a pickle and I like Ska I'm skankin pickle rick

My opponent, the biggest idiot in the world, has outsmarted me once again.

Atrocities are bad enough but I find the ones committed in my name particularly wack.

[Taps your phone screen to bring up the runtime of the video you're showing me]

Heads up: had to delete this one due to trolls & haters.

"Merry Christmas, this made me think of you!" [hands you a wrapped gift containing something you've never seem before and don't understand]

Genuinely a very modern innovation that my intelligence can be so thoroughly insulted so frequently considering how goddamn stupid I am.

The Cartman Shuffle Viral TikTok trend.

My new technology is GOING to ruin your life, it's INEVITIBLE that it is going to ruin your life, better start learning to use it the ruinous effect it will have on your life otherwise (and even if you do!) is imminent-- hey why the fuck do you hate my new technology so much!?!?!?

This is the cover of a goosebumps book

millennial guy wondering the post-apocalypse who calls his weapon shooty mcgunface.

Dude! Dude-- Did you see? The keys? And the way they're jingling? Hold on let me pull this up you have to see this!

I would INSTANTLY know if I had a different set of teeth in my head. I think pretty much straight away.

Quite literally just asking grok to show me a guy.

“Panican” is the weakest turn of phrase trump’s ever come up with and I’m continually surprised he keeps circling back to it. Really do expect better of the guy that gave us Meatball Ron.

People contain multi-dudes.

congragulations to the seahawks

100 Years of Solid Deuce.

I would INSTANTLY know if I had a different set of teeth in my head. I think pretty much straight away.

You ever imagine waking up tomorrow with someone else's teeth?

I'm watching the Woman Called Fujiko Mine and it seems most of the regular Lupin cast isn't in this except Richard Epcar who is voicing Zenigata rather than Jigen kinda distracting.

The Gfuel flavor "Chopper's Human-Human Fruit" is one of the scariest things I have ever heard w/out context.

100 Years of Solid Deuce.

millennial guy wondering the post-apocalypse who calls his weapon shooty mcgunface.

Learned the hard way this one copy of Mr Boop was holding up the entire Ninja Turtles / Sonic the Hedgehog hardback shelf.