chat i definitely remembered to use this app regularly do NOT look at my account

rat on the 'puter

bleh

idgaf about these cops man gimme my firefighters

bobby dadding brad is CRAZYYYYYY full grown man with dick and balls getting mardy over pitted olives #911onabc

oh my god buck im gonna kill you stop talking about that man #911onabc

hate cops love athena THIS DIVAAAAAAAA GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT SPARKS !!!!! #911onabc

OOOOOO HE FIGURED IT OUT YIPPEEEEEEE #911onabc

still love every time i hear buck say That Guy dumped him #911onabc

chim wine is not.. nvm

i swear they've used that song before ...... am i crazy #911onabc

DISCORD ????? #911onabc

FORGOT TO USE THIS APP IM GONNA LIVETWEET TONIGHTS #911onabc EP HERE

me vs keeping bus apps for every place i've been to

buddie wip

the girl who’s usually on the late shift w me went home sick so now i am the only one on this line for the next three, maybe four hours aaaaaaa

MY WEIGHTED BLANKET IS MOLDY :(

6 hours, £70 and two whole customers across my entire shift later, im free of work for the week 😎

i haven’t had a call at work for two and a half hours im so TIRED and i have an hour and a half left in my shift 🧍

if you see this post a bridge !

Anonymous asked: How is baby jeee???

oh my god i just walked past a dead deer on the way to work :((((

WHAT is in the water today why is every caller evil !!!!!!!!!

now why did bereal go off right this second

actually gagged (in the vomit way. not the cunty way.) at “no cap” #911onabc

THE VOICEOVER IS BACK!???’gng fkgbfkfbf #911onabc

karen not having any blood or direct relationship tie to denny and then literally giving her blood to him……. :( #911onabc

YOU CANT JUST JUMP TO ADS RIGHT AFTER THAT!!!!!!!! #911onabc

JOSHS MOUSTACHE????????

WHENNNN did denny get so lanky hellooooo ???? #911onabc

tommy being so dismissive of bucks research……,, i know my girl eddie would NEVER #911onabc

let the wilsons be HAPPY jesus christ #911onabc

okay who’s making a tiktok of buck falling to the pimp down sound #911onabc

of COURSE it was from slipping on pumpkin 😭 #911onabc

why are they so set on calling things cringe this ep….. #911onabc

🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

the way buck kept repeating he’s real 😭 #911onabc

no fucking way they just said sigma on 9-1-1

me vs listening to against the kitchen floor by will wood on repeat (im losing)

OH MY HOD NEW 9-1-1 EP TONIGHT I FORGOR

gyys i really love my friends lots they make my life so happy

im the only one on my bus rn

got a drink five minutes before we had to leave the karaoke place and i had to chug it i will feel this hit SO soon

queer eddie nation are we ready???

im just trying to enjoy my tea outside but the wind is giving me the most impressive mane of hair rn

people using “pdf file” to talk about nonces online has genuinely ruined me i can’t see anything referring to the Actual File type without having to double take

need someone to Properly crack my back rn i can feel so many potential clicks that i can’t get on my own

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WHO has cursed me with being a spider magnet i had a massive house spider fall on my head not that long ago AND THEN A CELLAR SPIDER JUST FUCKING CLAMBERED ALLLL OVER MY FACE JUST NOW

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