“when they said it was the Flight 93 election they meant they were going to finish the job of destroying the White House”

i love the way old childrens' books use the word "gay"

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

@kameronhurley.com they're gonna make the Legion real

the Israeli public supported Trump by a higher margin than Idaho and Oklahoma

to all my lib friends: you can read this & say, stupid pro-Palestinian people, should have voted Dem or you can read this, along w/ Bibi & Trump's ratfuck of Biden, & realize that Trump & Israel are the closest possible friends, & anyone who hates Trump should also hate Israel

it's 2029. i'm huddled with my squad in a makeshift bunker in Fuxing Township and one of these drops through the ceiling. it spends the next 1.8 seconds doing gun kata and executes all 8 of us, then tea bags my corpse www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Ux...

i see a lot of people assuming that trump will inevitably break with elon due to the latter being cringe and annoying but i think they're underestimating just how much trump is willing to debase himself if the reward is ~infinite money

doing the human microphone over DMs to recreate the group chat in bluesky

ProPublica spoke with 135 people who had experienced "sweeps" of homeless encampments. We also distributed notecards so people could write about it in their own words. In Portland, Teresa Stratton told us her husband’s ashes were taken in a removal: propub.li/4fW8YIT

Repost this if anti-Trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you

is it #resistlib quietism or is it every normie lib i know IRL simultaneously and independently becoming a rictus-grinned accelerationist

repost this if you hate israel

if only they hadn't killed that damn squirrel....

credit to @t-paine.bsky.social

We're not saying anyone should even contemplate doing this in their lifetime, but we have a feeling that millennials wouldn't even know the first thing to do in this situation. Is it just us, or are they actually as sensitive and scared of everything as everyone makes them out to be?

my most controversial opinion is that cheese is totally unnecessary on a burger, not bad per se but a fat-salt-protein gilding of a fat-salt-protein lily. the cheeseburger's status is clearly an artifact of US dairy subsidies rather than of merit. my 2nd most controversial opinion is that stalin d