Mermaids should be fat, pregnant, giant, inflated, or best of all— real

I just

Uuugh the niners game is already over and I ordered this food for nothing I should write something instead

buddha with cowboy hat on: what in reincarnation

If I delete my X account like I’d prefer to, Fat Fetish Artist Slander goes with it Hmmmmmm

I have no luck and I must roll

I’ve had the Finch self care app for nearly ten months but the new year adds some new resolve to stick to all my goals. Really trying to hold myself accountable to complete every one as long as I can. It includes writing something every day, going to bed at a consistent time… we shall see

Centaurs tall enough that their human middles sag and graze the back of your neck as they shuffle up behind you to seek your attention

Tell me something I don't know

2025 was up and down and went by too fast. I fell in love, didn’t make any meaningful progress on the Big Thing I’ve made my life’s goal, didn’t build the PC, stagnated in my career a bit, and published one story (albeit a big winner). But I made some new friends and kept great ones. Onto 2026.

Brace yourselves— the YouTube commenters going “who’s watching in 2026????” are coming

The year is 2035. AI-driven drivel makes up 96% of the expansion fic content uploaded to the internet. Someone’s Patreon gets $3200/month for this garbage. DA has foolishly renamed itself DeviantAIrt I post my first story in four and a half years. I included an em-dash. I am immolated at the stake.

Ditzy attention-craving catgirl who learns about your large tummy kink and stuffs herself to the brim, catches you by surprise and wants you to admire its heavy shape, but refuses to let you touch it or else she’ll wig out.

Every time I see somebody crack the Wii Fat Trainer joke I think of when I tried to tell my Smash main to somebody in the same degree as me back in college and Freudian slipped I still think he didn’t notice and I didn’t react in any way but say it correctly the second time, but still, I do wonder.

“Hi, I’m imbapovi. Welcome to Jackass.”

I’ve done nothing today besides prepare food, eat food and clean up after and sleep — shorter colder days are unbelievably energy draining

People who can have canon characters show up in their dreams have a power that’s to be feared

Losing several pounds in the last two months has made me feel and look better but man that missing fat is making these nights a heck of a lot colder I need warmth from somebody twice my weight

I love pop teasing with a bend towards encouragement and the expandee’s surrender. Feminine voice in the ear, body leaned against the other’s quaking skin. “If you feel too full, just explode already.” “You’re going to pop eventually. Might as well get it over with.” “Uncomfortable? Go on… burst…!”

Epic Games has done irreparable harm to the industry Games, and media

How to interpret your friend when they say “my blues aren’t showing up” They have a history of depression = They’re feeling a lot better lately They are an Umamusume player = They are having absolutely godawful luck triggering Spirit Bursts in their current Unity Cup run

First shave after No Shave November got my skin feeling like I’m taking gradual damage from Minecraft fire But I also raised $67 for men’s health from the miles I walked this month

*starting Umamusume story chapter 3* Uuughh this is going to be the one with Tickezo 😓 Her crying gets a little staleeee *finishing chapter 3 episode 2* 🥹 she’s going to have the most emotional arc I can already tell

If you lack the dexterity to simultaneously feed yourself, rub your stomach, and play with yourself down there, then I, a group of three floating hands, am an excellent bargain

*takes long drag of cigarette* AI art of my comfort character got shared again

When I was later in grade school I had this console thing with a dictionary which — I don’t know what compelled me at first, but I started looking up every word related to “big” and all its many synonyms, going from definition to definition going up & down the scale: “colossal”, “huge”, “massive”…

*honks* Get in loser we’re going popping

Coming home from work to do more work is just so isolating. I wish I could find time or feel less guilt to have just put it down for the rest of the day, but that doesn’t solve the hours it’ll take to complete it or instead the early start that awaits in the morning to do it.

It’s kind of frightening to think that I might have talked to somebody I’ve been very close to online for years for the last time recently without even knowing it. I’ve never felt this way before.

Impromptu tutorial for making inflation animations LOL!

Do I rot in bed on my day off after coming home from a concert at 1:00 at night and play the horse girl gacha or do I try to get up and get some writing and catch-up work done Uuuugh

Hey, I’m glad you’re alive

There were 7 of us in a lobby tonight :) Each took their turn kicking my fucking ass 😞

me: I’m falling asleep kind of late, I’ll be pulled into an executive-level reporting call at any point throughout the course of tomorrow and I need to get up early to prepare the slow cooker for when I trudge back home after 6:00. i hope my body can rest OK cat: IMMA FROW UPPP

It's time to vote in the Swell Tales Spookspansion story contest! There are a whopping 14 entries; get your vote in before October 30, 2025! https://swelltales.com/Home/Contests

Whoever says nothing is impossible has evidently never tried finding an online match in ARMS in the Year of Our Lord MMXXV I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞

While I don’t really use profile pictures that have a face might dehumanize me somewhat, when I think about switching it up I 1) don’t want to just take from another artist’s work 2) don’t feel like learning how to draw one myself 3) don’t want to attach myself to an existing media character

Inktober Day 15: @pennakiteweather.bsky.social's super cute Nel, dressed up as a mummy! She heard about this strange human holiday where you can get free candy if you put on a costume. She's got the right spirit if nothing else. She be stretchin' that little bit of fabric a LONG way tho

Hotel checkout guy: You're all set. Drive safe. Me: (don't say it) Thanks. -2 nights later- Same hotel checkout guy: All set again. Drive safe now. Me: You too. (FUCK!!!!!)

Just realized how sexy hyperbole is

Uuuughhh I want a break from work and life events so bad but my flight ro begin my trip is two days after when this tropical storm they’re tracking is making landfall in my region fuuuuuccckk meee

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

Where the hell is Dino Time?

Aaargh one of my favorite artists opened emergency commissions and I would totally support them if I didn’t just have a disaster with moving fees and new apartment expenses… I had a negative balance this morning. Friday payday can’t come soon enough.

Solve My ARG

Crushing on Maruzensky has finally rewired my brain to start pronouncing this platform’s name in my head as Blueskee

It’s out of control

You have nothing to fear except for a profile commenting on your upload with a canon male character from fiction as the username and picture and proceeding to flirt directly with your OC