By the time I wake the kid up for school I've smoked, drank my coffee, and am jamming ska. I'm sure my energy is fucking obnoxious.

If you don't realize you're also a fucking dumbass then you're not that smart

I hope @valeriejune.bsky.social is having a good day

I wasn't intending to do anything but shitscroll but came across this magazine.trollbreath.com/la-foret-de-... by @aimeeogdenwrites.com and couldn't not finish it. This story lives in my head now. @trollbreathmag.bsky.social

I'll do it later

I really need to stop so much shitscrolling and get to some serious shitposting. I miss young me who thought all his musings were must-shares.

My summary of Rosemary's Baby, the movie - A remarkably stupid woman has Satan's baby.

This one always makes me emotional open.spotify.com/track/2sNhYJ...

Someone get RFK some sperm damn

ICE took my neighbor Nell last night And Whitey's generating AI slop on the moon

I don't give a shit about the flag and never have. America is people.

Making these a series...9/22/2025

That no matter who you are, when the regime comes for you they'll be able to find something.

@johncraigie.bsky.social why you on tour but not close to me? Feels like a hate crime here.

""Well, they should have known!" said Noonan didactically. "And here's what they'd say in reply: You should have long since gotten rid of military-industrial complexes.""

Happy to announce that my poem "Perish and Live Forever," which first appeared in MEXICANS ON THE MOON, has just won the @sfpoetry.bsky.social 's Dwarf Star Award for poetry. This award is for best micro poem of 10 lines or less. Many thanks to members who voted. It is a big honor. Much love!

That's it it's really not complicated

All of this shit sucks ass but it's insult to injury that not one of these people are attractive. We're under the boot of a bunch of hatchet face dweebs. I saw a video of Trump in the UK and that bronzer made him look like a rack of ribs.

Hot take: I don't have one. I'm not glad he's dead and I wasn't glad he was alive.

The original one true religion 😍

Rate my Laura Loomer

Four figures appear through the fog

Very glad to hear that people have been enjoying my newest story at Clarkesworld! It’s available now for free - although if you can subscribe, you’d be helping a great team there continue to do great work. clarkesworldmagazine.com/hall_09_25/

*rubs hands excitedly open.spotify.com/track/4w25CH...

Republicans know exactly what they’re doing. And the only reason these AV laws pass with bipartisan support is because the Democrat party is full of reactionary, uncurious, disengaged cowards.

I fucking hate smirkers

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Atlas Shrugged too. Cut the bitter revenge philosophy and it's a kickass train story.

If you can read Spanish, I hope you like Sofón, Issue 1. It includes 17 SFF short stories and poems in Spanish, which I really enjoyed reading, editing, and putting together. Sofón is the third speculative fiction magazine from Mexico that pays its authors. I also did the cover art ^u^

I don't really post here much because it's weird to post to no one. So I post my good ones to faceplace. It's also weird to copy the same post from one platform to another.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

I broke up our 15yr game night group because one was a MAGA shitlord

Watch and learn as Rodney teaches you how to not be a twat or support one!

Whoa this is a completely unanticipated or expected surprise. 20yrs later Cool Calm Pete has blessed us with a second album! open.spotify.com/album/4uWpcx...

Fucking a

Columbia University settles with Trump, pays $220 million

*rushes in sobbing "Grandma! I don't know what happened! Somehow your favorite clock has gotten all smashed into tiny bits!"

I think everyone should be talking about lot more about how it’s clear the Epstein stuff is a palace coup with JD Vance trying to take over and how Trump had better be careful because they’re trying to fool him. This message should get to him a lot.

Everyday I hope more that Jesus is real. ICE is gonna be a real hard sell.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

“Dog chases down ambulance that owner is being transported in. When EMS realise, they let the dog in.” Love this 🥰❤️ #DogSky #Reddit r\NextF***ingLevel

I'm so tired of all these spineless losers

you have got to find a way to defend immigrants without assigning them "value." it doesn't matter how much they "contribute" to the system, they have a right to be here. and let's be real: how people view immigration policy informs how they view disabled people and children.

i’m begging you all to unpack why when you speak about immigrants in america, you can only view them or speak about them within the context of labor.

"fuck ICE I don't even put that shit in my water or my horchata"

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

It’s always “I’m having a notorious conservative propagandist on my show to talk about what Democrats need to do to win” and never “I’m having a normal person on my show to talk about what Democrats need to do to win”