don't sell yourself short, don't even sell yourself at all.

@thepressbox.bsky.social worlds collide

i'd rather let 100 people misuse SNAP than let 1 child go hungry.

hi it's not nice that an in-charge political party is choosing to and wants to let children go hungry but here we are #snap

@thepressbox.bsky.social ^nodding

"That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed." #nokings

did you know that in late 2025 that still have their phone ringers on loud in public

shouts to everyone who has come out, is coming out, will come out, won't come out, or doesn't need to come out. i love you regardless. #nationalcomingoutday 🤎🤍🖤💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

baseball!

you ever by yourself and do a little dance in front of your cat and she just stares at you like you're an idiot,,, yeah me neither

i usually use punctuation afterwards.

@thepressbox.bsky.social we would have also accepted the Launch Back of Notre Dame

listen the only reason i don't take Tylenol is because i drink too much, not because it causes autism.

it's not even that we're on the most evil, horrible, and vile timeline, it's that we're also on the stupidest timeline at the same time.

@danpfeiffer.bsky.social Breaking: Trump's Campaign to Prosecute his Enemies Goes into Overdrive open.substack.com/pub/messageb...

it's the guns.

jokes on you idiot, i don't even have a job!

@thepressbox.bsky.social ngl had to look up "paean" -"...bringing two of his group’s most popular restaurants to the States: Ambassadors Clubhouse, a full-throated paean to Punjabi food,..." #only in journalism etc www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/d...

😳😳

Lee Corso's final episode of College GameDay is Saturday. Kirk Herbstreit told us what it's going to be like. Full interview here: open.spotify.com/episode/2sRG...

just because i hate myself doesn't mean i don't think i'm better than you.

i miss the tv show Wings

i am now "i think unusual license plates from other places are neat" years old.

why does every three hole electric outlet look they just witnessed a murder

@lastweektonight.com start em young

King of the Hill is fun and good and heartfelt

If you put down the kitten he will eat your dinner. If you hold the kitten you can't eat dinner. But you can't eat dinner because you're holding the kitten. 🧐 #cat

i was today years old when i realized i don't have a cd player anymore.

Please donate to YOUR LOCAL PBS station. They have recently been DEFUNDED by the lame streae Phonyy and SPINELESS Republicans. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

here's the thing. summer is terrible and garbage and awful and horrible and the worst. that is all.

hello let's not forget that ICE is not about immigration it's about racism and fuck ICE and anyone who supports cruelty and hatred. thank you for attention to this matter.

big beautiful horrible day for America ™

A million dollars isn’t cool. Do you know what’s cool? Having enough money to pay rent this month.

i am so embarrassed for my home state 😑

Day 13,673: no cavities.

i know we are on the brink of world war iii and the entire democracy experiment is close to failure but it really sucks when you can't get the in-app deals when you are AT the restaurant, what a joke.

Every shared calendar is like a cult, it doesn't work unless every person buys in entirely.

i could have sworn the OTHER place had the lowest cigarette prices in town

Mike Lee is a cataclysmically historic embarrassment. that is all.

United States of America. Proudly #NoKings since 1776*. *1783

every late May early June i forget ^just^ how much i hate summer, then every late May early June i am brutally, vigorously, violently reminded

Here’s the PDF. Please share! #ICE #NationalGuard www.ilrc.org/sites/defaul...

i wish any part of my life was as whimsical and ethereal and elegant as a designer perfume commercial

death, taxes,* and ear waxes. *unless you make a lot of money and (or) you want to take money away from children who need food and (or) you want to gut Social Security and (or) want to cut Medicaid and (or) hate the environment

@thepressbox.bsky.social maga not getting into Harvard is ______ not getting into ______. #overworked #twitterjoke

let us remember those who have served and died for this country in all times and let us be ever vigilant in working toward making them and us a country that is worth fighting for, worth remembering, and worth their sacrifice #memorialday