Hey girl, I heard you have some swash in need of buckling 🏴‍☠️

Just need to break the 4th wall for a sec & remind the admirers of all SW that keeping up social media accounts is 100% unpaid labor that has become basically required of us so that YOU are more comforted that we are “real” despite ad pages requiring our government identification 🪞 Happy May Day

If you want to set up a meeting with me, please 🙏 🙏 use my email. It jeopardizes both of us when you try to discuss that on fan sites or socials.

RIP my hamstrings and hip flexors 🪦😭

If you missed me at Thee Foot Lounge, you missed sucking on these cuties.

Did no one else see the CGI Dr. Mark Green on the roof of The Pitt when they watch the fireworks??

Another chance to see me this weekend! 4/17 I’ll be performing in Kinky Cabaret produced by @chicagorubberclub.bsky.social Tix in replies or bio

Halloween costume sorted. This is rapidly becoming a fan account for The Pitt and I’m not sorry 😹

Noah Wyle is probably the one white man I hate to see cry ❤️‍🩹

Make sure to get your Early Bird tickets so you don’t miss out!!

My clients know the ways to make me smile. The other ways are not safe for socials 👻

Philly! I’m coming for you 4/9-11. Let’s make some memories

Pleased to report that Baby Jane Doe is doing good.

My feet have been through a LOT lately. Come out 4/18 and make them feel better.

My Daddies? Cherry poppin’

I love when I get to be part of someone’s birthday celebrations!

I may not be able to boogie as much, but I’m still good at a horizontal mambo 😘 Available 3/18-21 and 24-30 in a Chicago. Let’s dance 💃🏻

Could I please be done with foot related problems for awhile? I had my first bottle walking injury the other night and it cost me my gig this weekend 😡 Injuries are inevitable in circus, but they still suck.

I’m not sure about much these days, but never have I for a second doubted that I could beat up Shia LeBeouf.

Med Nerd Media Recs: Books - Ask Me About My Uterus by Abby Norman - The Remedy Ed. Zena Sharman - Stiff by Mary Roach - The Woman with a Worm in Her Head by Pamela Nagami - Pathological by Sarah Fay - Legacy by Uché Blackstock

Med Nerd Media Rec: Something the Lord Made (Sargent, 2004) starring Mos Def & Alan Rickman. Story of Vivian Thomas & Dr. Blalock’s cardiac research in the 30s-40s

Chag Purim sameach!

Today was my first run since September. May my knees forgive me 🙏

I'm baaaaaack! This month I'll be returning to Footnight Chicago and am looking forward to meeting new and old friends there. 2/28 from 1-6pm RSVP via the Lincoln biio

Felt sad, so I spent entirely too much money on workout clothes and now I feel better, but my wallet is sad 😅

Never not thirst trapping

Got those post-valentines blues? I’ve got what you need… I’m doing a HUGE sale on my spicy page!! Get 1 month for 50% off the normal price But if you sub for 3 months you’ll get 10% off, and 6 months is 15% off fansly.com/bowiesinclai...

Someone just gifted me a $25 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎉🎁 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/BowieGoneBatty ❤️🎉💸

Shake, shake, shake Senora.

Be my valentine before mysteriously disappearing and leaving me everything in your will 💋 Or just treat me 😘 allmylinks.com/sinclairbowie

💌 February is the month of love, and love inside the adult industry rarely fits into tidy boxes. It exists alongside stigma, disclosure, vulnerability, power, politics, and radical honesty. We asked creators directly about what love is like for them as SWers.

Yours truly has a few nuggets of advice in this 🖤💋

I’m fine. Could a severely depressed person make this??

Hotel elevators without mirrors are whorephobic

New Offering: For just $25 per 15 minutes men can talk to me about film or the following TV shows 👇👇

I'm baaaaaack! This month I'll be returning to Footnight Chicago and am looking forward to meeting new and old friends there. 2/28 from 1-6pm RSVP via the Lincoln biio

Back on my BS (bottle shit)

This weekend!! Ticket link in bio 🖤💋🎟️🎟️🎟️

This is online!!

I don’t have a Valentine’s date yet… Email Bowiesinclair_booking @ protonmail . com to woo me!

This is your periodic reminder that I have a clip store with lots of goodies for naughty little subs 😈 iwantclips.com/store/118096...

Turns out the “turds” were my neighbours who brought it inside so it wouldn’t get stolen 😭🙈😅 Anywhozziles, yall watch The Pitt?

Hope the jerks who stole my package are really warm in that hoodie i was waiting for 🥶😖

obsessed with my birthday present from @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social & questioning why we don’t have any selfies together lol 👯‍♀️🥰❄️

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This will be the year I visit Portugal

“Where do [they] get all those wonderful toys?”

Bless the Music Box staff member who found my wallet last night and got it back to me with everything (even my $10!) intact 🖤🙈💋

Getting excited for the Moulin Rouge NYE at Whiskey Girl Tavern! www.eventbrite.com/e/new-years-...