We had a reception for this wedding party and at the end of the night as the bride and groom, we’re getting into their car. He was a bit slow on getting the door and she opened her own door and that disappointed me. I don’t know if they’re gonna make it.

So… are the cops gonna get on the right side of history now?

McDonald’s back to making them BET-esque commercials with throwaway T-Pain beats. So you know its a recession.

What a work schedule. The Republican speaker of the House grinds hard

Predators hate alt girls with tattoos and piercings, because they’re much more difficult to traffic. Protect yourself, dye your hair green.

Haha, Drake should have just disappeared for a bit and let shit cool down instead of filing that dumb ass lawsuit 😂😂

How many people do we think are gonna contract and die from Ebola? Since it’s all going to shit, I figure I should start looking for shit to bet on in hopes I can make enough money to just GTFO quickly

I repeat the same thing I’ve been repeating since the start of this BS. This will be to many dead Americans.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Data: 62% of Americans disapprove of how RFKJ handles 💉 policy Interpretation: 62% of Americans possess a survival instinct

Free ProTip.

Drake had to be pissed. The judge actually said Kendrick got the kill shot, or whatever they said and that is now recorded in a court record for all to read

He nor Fox want to show white people attacking white people. They have tried to find which white people would be ok to publicly beat, but it didn't test well, doesn't work with the narrative. It's not as frightening as showing strong control and force against scary Black people.

Mercy looks like a movie I would enjoy, but I refuse to support Chris Pratt

9th Circuit just made anti-SLAPP laws (like the good ones in California and Nevada) a lot less effective. This is going to lead to a ton of suppressed speech. Stupid and dangerous. Especially now. We need a federal anti-SLAPP law now. And we won't get one. cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...

Enjoy y’all little win Giants fans. Y’all are still gonna be in the basement.

Skattebo is gonna be on the concussion protocol list during this next week. The way he is shaking his head indicates that something is going on

This was magnificent.

When is the bye week? Because wtf Eagles. The Phillies not showing up against the Dodgers already had me in a bad mood.

Every unit played bad in this game, but also fuck the refs

Exactly why I will never do age or ID verification for any of those companies

I’m about to go to bed. This is the worst Eagles game in a minute

People who say that referees don’t impact games can go choke on a dirty dick

Here is my Cash app for no particular reason at all $DRPAT88

Numbers alone cannot capture the toll the Israel-Hamas war has taken on the Gaza Strip. But they can help us understand how thoroughly the conflict has upended the lives of 2.1 million Palestinians living in the territory. https://to.pbs.org/4mZNrlP

3 MAGA extremists have re-intro'd a bill that allows South Carolina to execute women who receive an abortion. If you haven't heard about S 323, it's because corporate media has completely ignored it. Here's the overview, the sponsors, & how to fight back: www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...

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Proud to partner with @theintercept.com on this article by Jeremy Busby of @joinjeremy.org. Jamming cell phones in prisons isn't about crime, it's to stop incarcerated people from exposing abuses, like those shown in HBO's upcoming documentary The Alabama Solution.

In a world that makes sense a government aligned with a violent gang that we supposedly see as a national security issue would not be protected

"We’re creating something even more dangerous to the country: A masked monster of a law enforcement agency, one uniquely unsuited for its new power, authority, reach, and funding levels."

Even if the world is on fire, I can always count on these three shows to bring me immense joy. #Rugrats #Phineas&Ferb #SpyxFamily

Every subscription is getting more expensive, so it's never been a better time to make your own cloud storage! I'm working with UGREEN to chat about their new network storage solution, how easy it is to setup, and how you can save some cash over "the cloud"! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPC...

If you wait until the Nazis are putting people in gas chambers to call them, Nazis, you have failed to learn the lessons of history

I think in 2025 judging people for celebrating Hitler's death just means you are a Nazi

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

Damn, no wonder Edward Furlong ended up on drugs. A 29-year-old woman groomed him at 13 and sexually assaulted him, as he was a minor it was sexual assault, and then sued him when he was barely an adult for a domestic abuse after getting away with abusing him

These motherfuckers are about to start putting that dip shit’s face on our money. I might never use cash again.

What did we learn this week? 1. They can’t get the Epstein files so they are now at war with Netflix 2. They don’t consider you American if you’re Puerto Rican 3. They don’t care if European non citizens perform just can’t be black or Hispanic, regardless of citizenship status

@govpritzker.illinois.gov owns every arrest and act of violence against protesters this morning. He is aiding and abetting Operation Midway Blitz by allowing state cops to do this. He tells us to film ICE. His cops have shoved me around for filming this morning.

The United States of America is in her final hours. Good bless and godspeed, folks. 🇺🇸

So not only did those cowards cops let all those kids and those teachers die in Uvalde, but they also lied on one of the teachers claiming that she propped the door open when they had video that could show that this was clearly not what happened. Video show shows that her actions likely saved kids.

It is Cybersecurity Awareness Month Rule 1: Never NEVER abbreviate Cybersecurity Awareness Month as CSAM

Drawn in by its anonymity and accessibility, a growing number of people are using AI chatbots for therapeutic services. But is it possible for the new tech to be used safely for mental health?

Now that NPR has no federal funding I hope they take the gloves off when it comes to discussing this bullshit administration

I’m sure they would do some illegal shit to get them paid

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband. Today they attacked two journalists. We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.