At what point are democrats going to raise their pitchforks and openly call for his removal from office? He’s. Crazy. He’s unwell. Maybe they are and we aren’t hearing about it because legacy media sucks. I don’t know, but my brain struggles to rationalize the acceptance of his behavior.

Ah, Sunday morning, what fresh hell awaits us today?

I was not prepared but, Brett Goldstein is great in this. I loved him in everything so far, but this caught me off guard. #allofyou

My grocery delivery: one jalapeño, one bottle of sauv blanc, one case of diet Dr. Pepper, a Caesar salad. The guy brought me a POUND of jalapeños. A pound. I wonder what he thought I was going to do with a pound of jalapeños in context to the rest of the order. 😂 WTF do I do with all these 🌶️?

“If the option is turkey bacon, death sounds okay.” – my wife, @mandyreeder.bsky.social

Must-haves for a well-styled home: full of cheese and detached from the rest of the country?

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Finally on the last season of Scandal. Do these folks know more than 12 people? This show could've ended a couple seasons ago, methinks.

Today I learned you pronounce Greta Thunberg like “TOON-burgh.” It makes sense, I just never thought about it before.

I woke up spicy this morning. Not enough to ruin my day, but enough to make me really annoyed at 🍊. Every bloody day we wake up to fresh hell and crazy policy. SHOOSH.

So many tell me to move to Canada when I dissent or they casually say they’ll “just move to Canada.” I have news for you: Canada is not a donor kidney. America didn’t have a second baby for parts. Canada is their own sovereign country, they don’t want our messy asses–not that they’re not welcoming.

I need a tin foil hat emoji. *hat on* I think this shooting is bollocks. Who writes Anti-🧊? Who uses a sharpie? And how convenient to leave clues on their casings all the time now? And they didn’t hit ANY officers? Even though they were “targeting 🧊?” 😒 *hat off*

My wife just asked me, “What’s a Trapper Keeper?”

Stephen Miller is like Despot Squidward.

Cosmo just stealthily ate thru the strap of an old pink sundress. I only found out when I stood up to get a delivery and my tit fell out. Cool, cool.

Curious how the 🧊 employment retention rates will be affected now that they can’t be masked in CA. I’m sure conditions of anonymity are why so many took the job, and maybe even some folks who don’t necessarily agree, but the money was too good.

Dr. Oz should lose his medical license and get whatever license it is they give snake oil salesmen. Oh, wait…

Tonight, the American people - in defense of free speech - returned a political satirist to the airwaves after a burgeoning fascist regime tried to silence him. It’s an historic night. I won’t forget it.

The vogonity of it all.

I keep getting DMs from a "Buried Penis". Sir, we're in a fascism. I could not care less about where you hid your penis. This isn't Oak Island.

I almost forgot! 🍁🍂

Good morning! Let’s not forget about the Epstein Files! Have a nice day!

Today we celebrated our friend’s birthday with a Komen fundraiser “paint n’ sip.” Despite being a graphic designer, I’ve never painted in my entire life, aside from grade school, so forgive my interpretation. Mine is first, the original sample work is second.

I finished watching Grey's Anatomy and I moved on to Scandal. The amount of fuckery these folks do on the Truman balcony as if telephoto lenses don't exist. 👀

This is James Talarico 💙💙👏🏼👏🏼

Hack the planet. 🫶🏻

This is so embarrassing. He’s turning the People’s House into Atlantic City.

Courtesy of @blcksmth.bsky.social

When my Millennial wife came home from a weekend away, she gave me a souvenir pen. I said, “I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” Nothing. No reaction. These are my struggles, as a Gen-Xer in an age-gap marriage.

I am dying. 😂

If anyone wonders why Gen-X women are the way we are, watch this doc. Unfortunately, it’s streaming on Hooloo, but you can find it if you know where to look. (Or watch it before your subscription runs out.)

Welcome to my middle aged liberal YouTube feed. 😂

I love Colbert.

Do y’all know about my friend @slackmistress.bsky.social’s book, The Crone Zone? It’s out now! And it’s 100% Cosmo-approved. amzn.to/46akvT4

Of the like, 1% of cis men that get my attention, Jason Bateman is one of them. Since Little House. And Silver Spoons. And what is it about some genX men that makes them hotter as they get older? It offends my lesbian sensibilities. #hotones

I can’t hear this song without feeling some type of way. youtu.be/EIUeZ4OqLXU?...

I haven’t heard my father’s voice in 31 years. I can’t believe I found this online. youtube.com/clip/UgkxwHK...

The ladies went AWF this morning. 🔥 @mizzwelch.bsky.social @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social

If we're taking away things like free speech, I can take away my money. #hulu #abc #jimmykimmel #cancelhulu

Let’s get one of those Bugs bunny saws and do a Florida.

Can’t California just detach and float out to sea? Flaming arrows at the remains like a reverse Viking funeral? See you in Valhalla, etc?

So... like...

I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.

I'm late to this party, but those texts have way too much punctuation for them to be real. well done on the lowercase, but the rest smells like old cop show horseshit.

When some sales guy clogs up your meeting schedule with B.S. sales meetings so cool clients can't book appointments at more convenient times. That's a dick move.

As I said, I was watching the first hour of the Emmys. Jeff Hiller’s win brings me so much joy. And I love how much our community roots for each other. May straight people have this kind of quality support. ❤️❤️❤️

Watching the first hour of the Emmy’s because I missed it the first first go-round. Fun fact: my Zoom background is the Golden Girls kitchen. It’s how I determine if a client is worthy. 😉

I’m rewatching Scandal now that I’ve (finally) caught up on Grey’s Anatomy. I’m on S4. “MacArthur Park” is a weird fucking disco song.