Westerners…..

Ah… it’s nearly time for my vasectomy.

I just need a massage…

Ah… how embarrassing to trouble everyone over this… [Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]

Ah… yes… perhaps that would help. I’m just… afraid of moving right now.

AH! S-suddenly I’m feeling so much better!!

Hgh— No, no, there’s no need to trouble anyone over this… [He’s like, visibly in agony.] I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.

Ah, you’re right… I don’t have American insurance. It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.

Could I have it back, please?

…N-no. I wasn’t singing, I need to go to the hospital.

Who took my 19 dollar Fortnite card…?

Ah, my back…! Ah, my hips…! Ah, my neck—

…Alright, then… if you’ve really put that much work into it… [He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]

…How did you know about it, first of all? And who is the poster board benefitting?

…I shall hold my tongue.

I am AGING.

I have to undergo a proctological examination tomorrow. Please, do not inform Feliciano-kun.

Ah…

[Why does he just casually have that much oil.] Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…

What a miracle…

What a shame… I heard that Arthur-san was looking for someone to wrestle naked while covered in oil. I suppose he’ll have to find someone else…

…Thank you.

The colonoscopy is over, but the trauma may forever remain. Feliciano-kun can let go of my hand now.

That is exactly the mindset I was afraid you’d have…

None of you are certified.

I won't be available tomorrow. I'll be doing anesthesia for a colonoscopy

A license has nothing on determination and a dream.

I won't be available tomorrow, I have to perform an evil colonoscopy.

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Please... only refrain from kissing my face during the exam. It'll give the wrong impression.

Please do not educate me at a time like this. I'm dealing with some very difficult emotions.

...Thank you, Feliciano-kun. I don't anticipate that.

THAT MAKES IT WORSE.

Why would you want to hold my hand during my colonoscopy?!

I...I'd like to withdraw my request for a male practitioner.

Yes, but I'll be... Well, I'll be a bit distracted...

In what way? For whom?

...To my colonoscopy?

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I won't be available tomorrow, I have a colonoscopy appointment...