I have 2 extra MMJ tickets for tomorrow (10/11) at The Met. Orchestra level for face…hit me up if you want them!

This is how Page’s dance parties start.

I don’t disagree

Reverse vacuum music sounds.

Spawn 3: I don’t know what song this is but it sounds like church.

Seasonal allergies ruined Trey.

This is giving me shimmy shoulders vibes.

Trey, she’s mine! You should have been there 10 years ago.

Legit thought it was Loving Cup

STEAL IT

Trey for Mayer.

Don’t close your eyes John. He wants to get into your soul.

Ohhhh @unclelope.bsky.social! Happy birthday and keep Canada rizzling.

Mike’s look. Heehee

Cool cool. I missed this show.

Um. Energy much!?

I love the blinks and blops and snicks that antelope produces.

This is magical.

Ant is finally becoming the superstar we knew he would be.

I’m moving soon and my moving theme song is now Hey Stranger.

Trey LOVES this Page

Seductive Page is my favorite Page.

The Well is what my internal dialogue sounds like.

There is a Buscemi rabbit hole and I voyaged.

PAGE’S MOMENT

Neighbors are not enjoying this chanting AT ALL.

It’s 10pm. Do you know where your second set is?

I can’t wait to find out who pooped in the fountain.

Page wanted to have his own rave.

This is why I came to Chicago.

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

Sirs. Why must you betray me.

Let’s just say splat boom.

I was singing this on the potty while talking to @gaaarwood.bsky.social this evening. He told me to shhh. Little did he know that I was a mystical all knowing sage.

@gratefulkelzz.bsky.social 🔪

Fun punch.

We are everywhere and Jerrod needs to learn a lesson.

If you have a Google home setup and you use it to turn off your lights, say “Hey Google turn off bedroom lights, I just want to see the outline of sweet Trey.” The response for me was “Bedroom lights off, now playing First Tube on Spotify”.

Page’s piano towels are 100% Egyptian cotton.

Is there a way to casually say fuck off to a citrus fruit?

I had a dream that someone tried to serve me cantaloupe and I called @sulkirk.bsky.social to save me. Sully…please tell me you dislike cantaloupe.

Trey channeling Falcor with this wind.

I love olive banter. It’s a close second to shart banter.

Happy Happy Happy Birthday @msmeredith.bsky.social. Hope it’s a magical one, Queen!! ✨

Happy Birthday @vforvicious.bsky.social !!!!

I just walked in spawn 3’a room and took a $5 bill for doing the dishes. Under the table, no taxes.

Trey in his sparkly Blanche era.

What’s the use? No really, I’m asking.

I won the bloomin onion

GET IT LEO