This is not just stupid it is demoralizing as hell.

After a lifetime of illegal scratches and disorderly conduct, Mia is finally behind bars.

🚨MO-2 IS IN PLAY Generic = R+4 (moe 4%) GOP baseline SHRINKS just by naming Wagner in a cold head to head Fred’s bio is our most powerful asset: w/ bio, Fred lands at 75% favorable / 14% unfavorable Wagner’s own positive bio lands at just 52/47 #mo02 #mo2

It’s #STEWSday!!!

Carl and Juanita. #Birds #NestingPair

Donna Moss kept a journal not a diary. The end.

Sometimes I just think about Sarah Unsicker and how she went COMPLETELY off the rails.

I kept saying to myself, "Oh, this must be the other boot dropping."⁣⁣ 　⁣ Then, later on, 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 boot dropped. ⁣ ⁣ And I realized it's the same boot. And it's not dropping. It's stomping. It's always been about violence and control.

I’m old enough to remember when lab created diamonds we’re called cubic zirconia and they didn’t cost thousands of dollars. 😵‍💫

I just saw a reel that referred to Aquarians as “oddly functional,” and I am the embodiment of that phrase, in all its parsings. 😆

The nostalgia this dinnerware pattern imbibes! 💕💕

I have a hang nail on my left-toe. From now on I will be known as Lisa “Left-toe” Lopez.

🚨IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE🚨 I got to pet this dog.

Last month when I bought these coffee pods it was $33, price has jumped to $51. That’s over a 50% increase. How’s that economy working out for everyone? #TrumpTariffs #IranWar #WheresCongress

🤬🤬🤬 John Joern: You know would be great is if Cherokee Street could be whiter. Let’s lean into gentrification and have a textiles festival instead of Cinco de Mayo party bc nothing gets people out of their houses and excited to visit a neighborhood like a tapestry! How tf did this man get this job?

Bartlet: I really did wake up energized this morning. Leo: I know. Bartlet: I never go to bed that way. Leo: I know. Bartlet: Just once in this job I'd like to end a day feeling as good as I did when the day started.

I have like 3 hours of work left to do today. Some people do not share my work ethic.

Rant! Revlon ColorStay lipstick is the absolute GOAT. I put this on yesterday at 4 and hit it with a double coat around 5. It’s the next morning. I ate, drank, kissed, washed my face (clearly did not use makeup remover which easily takes this off), moisturized, and slept. Lipstick still banging!

The St. Louis Co Dems gala was quite a good time. @jasmineforus.bsky.social came back to St. Louis to bring down the house!

Everyone should be watching Margot Has Money Troubles. I loved the book but the screen adaptation is incredible. It’s such a human story —full of real life complexities and challenges. The characters are all perfectly imperfect and winning, even when we are watching them make poor choices. 10/10

Excellent news! Ben is bringing me pizza from Union Loafers! Their Tuesday night special is pizza, salad, and a bottle of wine! Delightful!

The Missouri Supreme Court is disappointing me in ways I only thought SCOTUS was capable of.

I’m going to bed and not one of these rotten cats got me a Mother’s Day gift.

Let’s play a game called guess the gender of my Instacart driver.

It’s been 10 years since I lost my mom. That’s wild to think about and heartbreaking to endure. I miss her everyday.

I missed my weekly yoga class for this reason or that for the past month and finally carved some time out to go yesterday and it was amazing I felt more relaxed and centered. My shoulders felt 3 inches lower. Incredible. Today however…

I just asked my boyfriend what we’re doing tonight and he said, “Nothing.” Friends, I’m so excited for Friday night! 😆 He did say we could get a pizza. It’s going to be perfect. Soft pants, Nextflix, yummy food, couch cuddles. Sometimes nothing is everything.

Wait…

In, what I’m certain was meant to be *my* job interview, but in reality was me grilling @fpwellman.bsky.social for more than 90 minutes on why I should work for him and why he’d be a good Congressman, I asked point blank, “Will you throw trans kids under the bus if it’s politically expedient?” 1/2

I think the brown-headed cow bird is the reason we think birds say “chirp.”

I just learned that a 30 something former colleague is dying of colon cancer because doctors ignored her symptoms and simply WOULD NOT order a colonoscopy for her. Women -advocate for yourself at the doctors office. If your doctor ignores you or gives you the brush off GO TO A DIFFERENT ONE.

Dear Rick Astley, I’m never gonna give you up either.

Ann Wagner will make time for royals, but not for you. 13+ years in office. Zero town halls. Missourians deserve a representative who actually shows up. #TeamWellman #Missouri #StLouis #Congress @fpwellman.bsky.social

Never doubt the ability of a rich white woman to find a way to be the victim. It’s like their super power.

Guava Ennui

I live with another person and mostly (98%of the time) I love it -but I want to go into the kitchen and make ramen and he’s still awake. 🫠

Thu bi-sexual dilemma of not being “gay enough”. 😩🙄

So how many times is trump mentioned in the Epstein files for raping kids?? Because I haven’t forgotten about that story line. The one where the President raped kids.

I have gotten to a point in my life where I decidedly have a least favorite cat barf variety. Post wet food, on carpet. Just the absolute grossest part of having a cat. Look at how absolutely unbothered this little fucker is. 😆

I know that I’m supposed to enjoy being outside… but I just don’t. It’s hot, or it’s cold, or it’s too breezy, or it’s too still. Bugs bite me, my nose is stuffy, my skin is itchy, I have a headache… Happy Earth Day! 🫣

Can we talk about how disappointing it is that Tom Cruise is both a victim of a cult and the leader of a cult? He’s so charming, talented, and creative and could have been such a force for good instead of 🤷🏼‍♀️ whatever he is…

As always, when I grow up I want to be Connie Britton.

It occurs to me that I’ve never attempted to run a campaign while having an actual life. I think this way is much harder.

The acting head of the CDC has canceled publication of a study showing the Covid vaccine sharply cut hospitalizations and emergency visits last winter.

I just learned that skosh is a regional slang used primarily in STL and Chicago.

Welp. There’s my Thursday night sorted.

My boyfriend spent the past 2 days acting like having a ladle for getting paint out of the can (Paint Ladle™️) is an entirely ridiculous and unnecessary tool. However when discussing how I was going to manage a 5 gallon bucket without his assistance he was quickly reminded of said Paint Ladle™️.