What in the fuck is happening?!?!?!?!

This little monster. 😆

I understand that costs are up everywhere but $23 for Pasta con Broccoli at Pasta house is INSANE. Food costs per bowl at RETAIL prices would be less than $4.

Anyone else use an ACA health plan and see Washington University or BJC doctors? I am trying to renew and literally none of the available plans indicate that my doctors are covered.

I give it about two more weeks until someone introduces a bill in Congress to lower the age of consent

I love when good things happen to good people. Nothing makes my heart lighter than seeing people who make the world a better place get the good stuff.

wtf, Talbots.

Absolute doofus. #MiaMonster

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

My friend posted a birthday fundraisers to Facebook & is asking for donations for The Pipsqueakery, a hamster rescue and sanctuary. I had no idea that something like this existed! If you'd like to do something big ($5!) for the littlest of friends, here's the link: www.facebook.com/donate/11618...

I’m dead, y’all! Got this email yesterday! Great news, they’ve found my bag! 🤣

Haaaaaave you met @wellmanformo.bsky.social?

We're coming for the GOP supermajorities in Missouri.

Let’s gooooooo!

🌊🌊🌊Woooooo!

Was Marjory Taylor Green taken over by a lizard person?!

I’m certain this is a typo but it still made me spit-take my coffee a bit.

Ben pointed out that it had just become 11/2 when the Dodgers came to bat in the 11th inning with 2 outs. He looked at me and said, this is when they’ll do it. 11-2 on 11/2. He was right. The universe is full of weird alignments like this.

I took a late nap after dinner (it had been a very long day) and when I woke up Ben was watching the ballgame. We hadn’t watched a game (except at the park) all season. I literally just stumbled into one of the greatest baseball games I’ve ever seen. Incredible.

What a game. Wow. Heart broken for the Jays.

Do we not do squeezes?!

Huge shout out to @threefourteen.bsky.social who came out today and helped us collect over 300 boxes and 2 tons of non perishable food! He was invaluable to our efforts and I’m so proud to call him, friend.

Tomorrow is our food drive! And we need a few more hands on deck. If you've been looking for a tangible (and manageable) way to do more for our community and those hurt by the Gov't shutdown, we could sure use your help for a few hours on Sat morning from 9-12:30! secure.ngpvan.com/-6Nd5E8_2k2O...

Reunited and it feels so good!

I have taken matters into my own hands and am at the airport. American confirmed that Lufthansa has my bag but because they are completely incompetent Lufthansa was (I wish I was kidding) about to put it on a plane to Dallas to go to AA HQ.

If people who have never done outreach don’t stop telling me, a person with like 15 years of outreach experience, how to do outreach I’m going to lose my mind. “You should have a sign up sheet!” You think? I never thought of that. Revolutionary! This will change everything! /endrant

Help us feed our neighbors! Did you know families that depend on SNAP benefits won’t get their food assistance in November because of the Government shutdown? Come on out and bring us some food.

My cat is also mad we didn’t win 1.4 billion dollars.

🥰🥰🥰🥰 💕💕💕💕MY CHONK. 💕💕💕💕 #MiaMonster #IsntSheLovely

*Endless screaming mixed with psychotic laughter* Are you fucking kidding me?! This bag drama may actually break me.

We are so close!!! It’s back on US soil!!!!

To the woman riding her bike to yoga, mat slung across her back, in the rain, I want you to know I see you and I recognize that you are better than I am. 🤣 Namaste. 🧘🏼‍♀️

It is ON THE PLANE!!!!! Come home to me bag!!! 😭 I’ve missed you.

I’ve never been to Germany, but my luggage has! It’s catching its connection on Lufthansa to STL. ALLEGEDLY! 🤣

Simply begging for appliance manufacturers to allow you to chose how loud you want alerts to be. I'm an insomniac and I feel awful when I want to heat something up in the microwave at 3:30 am. I generally do not need an ear piercing alert that food is ready.

You guys… this is huge. Fuck yeah, we got the realtors.

I have news about my luggage which has been missing since 9/20. Allegedly, ALLEGEDLY, it will be returned to me on Sunday. Allegedly.

George R. R. Martin will not release any more books. I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I just don’t think it’s going to happen.

Canned green beans cannot stay warm for more than like 3 minutes

Trying very hard not to scream at my very sweet boyfriend because he’s being THE LOUDEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH this morning. Including accidentally setting off the security alarm and slamming every drawer and door in the entire house. *breathe*

Can we talk about what’s happening with Keri Russell’s hairline. 🎢

They murdered a family’s dog and the people we elected to hold them accountable don’t even show up for work. Ann Wagner’s silence isn’t leadership. It’s complicity. Help me fight back. Chip in what you can. Even a few dollars helps. #WellmanForMO #Fred2026 secure.actblue.com/donate/fw26_...

Absolutely outrageous!

Highly underrated R.E.M. song. Highly. Underrated. open.spotify.com/track/2H2V8z...

Fetterman has to be the single biggest disappointment in democratic politics in my entire life. And I was alive for Bernie Sanders tanking the gun reforms after Sandy Hook.

How I feel attempting to get my luggage back: youtu.be/gEyFH-a-XoQ?...

4 years ago I went on a date with this guy. He was funny and charming and so, so cute. I liked him immediately but never imagined that date would lead to a life filled with so much laughter, patience (his not mine 🤣), kindness, generosity, adventure, and love.

This day has absolutely killed me.

Just like Katy Perry…