Nothing makes me feel better about my relationship than 3 mins perusing the AITO subreddit. Good god people. Don’t date/marry/ fuck people you hate or people who hate you.

Anyone who confirmed this man knew what he was about, so spare us with the "people were duped" argument especially if it's coming from someone lile Cassidy.

I have decided my only ambition in life from here forward is to become BFF with both a crow and a capybara.

Easter Eggs.

Please keep posting pictures of your pets in ridiculous bunny/Easter costumes. We need much more of that today.

textbook sanewashing

The hellscape we are living in is far worse than even my wildest dreams.

An ex once shared a story about his precocious & mouthy pre-school aged niece who pointed to her brother & yelled, “FU in the BH!” And reading the news this morning this is what I want to say to Elon, and Joe Rogan, and everyone who voted for this dumpster fire we are living through. #FUintheBH

Just making a masterpiece on a Thursday night.

I'm listening to an audiobook and it's a romance about these two people who meet and fall instantly in love, but she has to live in CA for reasons, and he can't leave MN because of his business and the whole thing is angsty and desperate and I've already figured out the solution to their problems. 😆

Watching the new season of For All Mankind and to see Mireille Enos and Joel Kinnaman on screen together again feels very much like a gift specific to my personal fandoms.

Ben is out tonight and I thought I had to work but apparently I’m not needed so I will be spending the evening HOGGING THE ENTIRE SOFA!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.

When I said Trump would deploy ICE at the polls, I was called an alarmist. When I said I did not believe the denials,I was labeled a partisan. Now DOJ officials are endorsing it at rightwing conferences. Stay informed. Subscribe to Democracy Docket. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

I know there's a lot going on But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable

Wouldn’t it be nice if I could sleep through the night. 🫠

Air Duct Cleaning Company: Hey! We'll clean your ducts for 49.95! Me: Awesome. ADCC: PSYCH, it's $800. 😵‍💫🫠🔪

A long time friend’s husband keeps posting body building pics and it’s creeping me out. Like, can I be clothes on friends with y’all? 😖

Fascinating to read a person and then watch them implode in exactly the way you expected. 🤣

Have I stumbled across my dad’s soul mate?

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

I miss our dog. Sweet Dakota. There’s a hole in my heart in the shape of you.

Dear food industry, please stop putting potatoes in absolutely everything. Why tf is there potato starch in rice noodles and egg noodles.

Don’t forget threatened to invade them.

The wind has ripped the I dunno… soffit maybe off the back of my house but it wasn’t a clean rip so it’s just beating the house and blowing in the wind. It’s like 17’ up and even if I had a ladder that high I don’t know that I could safely remove it. Really, I’m ready for 2026 to give me a break.

The microplaner is my least favorite kitchen tool as almost every time I use it I injure myself.

CARA, TURN ON THE ARCH!!!

I really, really miss our dog and I can’t believe she’s gone and I am not doing ok about it.

If you get in my way, I won’t stagnate with you. I won’t go around you. I will plow right fucking through you.

Our dog died. It’s horrible. Dakota, sweetest girl, I miss you entirely and you have only been gone a few hours. Thank you for being the very best girl.

Someone call me so I can talk loudly about my period.

I woke up feeling triggered and stabby and these bros playing Trump videos and talking about capital and points and dividends and incentives in Mud House, which usually is a haven of progressiveness are about to make me snap.

All cats are Libertarians. Discuss.

Related: Jon Hamm is HANDSOME!!!

I’m so entirely late but #morningshow season four is INCREDIBLE. And Jeremy Irons is E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G.

Still thinking about these but I cannot spend $125 on race car flats. I cannot spend $125 on race car flats. I cannot spend $125 on race car flats. I cannot spend $125 on race car flats. I cannot spend $125 on race car flats. I cannot spend $125 on race car flats.

This was unexpected and made my whole day better.

OBSESSED.

Watching the new episode of #Bridgerton and I deeply believe all middle school dances should be Regency Era dances.

So. Much. Rain. 🫠 #stlwx

Here is a new rule I am implementing: If I gave you a snack in your stocking or as part of a gift and more than 60 days have passed and the snack is still in the cabinet, it is now a communal snack. This serves as notice to all impacted parties.

Listen, there’s a lot going on in the world but I don’t think I’m ready to give up my petty grievances and the new trend where people are getting freckles tattooed on their face is really pissing me off.

Someone explain to me why I’m sitting here like a toddler fighting sleep even though I’m exhausted. 😂🫠

I’m honored to have the endorsement of @ravbogard.bsky.social His voice for justice, dignity, and protecting the most vulnerable reflects the kind of leadership our community deserves. Grateful for his support as we build a coalition rooted in service and moral courage. #teamwellman #mo02

An Epstein survivor made serious allegations against President Trump that she says happened when she was a minor — serious enough that the FBI interviewed her multiple times. Yet, those files have now gone missing. There has never been a bigger cover up in modern American history. End it now.

Listen. I hate her even more now. H. A. T. E. H. E. R.

Please excuse their French, but as a punk-rock kid growing up in Kirkwood, I never thought I’d be this cool. -FW @dropkickmurphys.com #mo02 #teamwellman #dropkickmurphys

How cool is this? On Tuesday night, the Dropkick Murpheys gave a full throated shout out to @wellmanformo.bsky.social!

I will forever love iceberg lettuce the best of any of the lettuces.

I hate this woman. You don’t need to know who she is and I won’t be naming names but I absolutely despise her and her whole fucking vibe. Thank you for letting me vent. 🔪🔪🔪