High speed police chase just flew past my house. Someone is about to discover we got speed humps down the block.

Missouri First Lady Claudia Kehoe listed as treasurer for 2026 abortion ban campaign. The PAC’s goal (Her Health PAC) is to pass the measure placed on the ballot by lawmakers, which would overturn the amendment passed by voters last November that restored abortion rights. #MoLeg #NoOn3

Bag update! I’m excited to inform you that my bags have moved and are now on the other side of the Sheraton in the Brussels airport. At this rate of travel I expect they should be home sometime in mid November of 2072.

I really hope my bags are having a nice time in Brussels. Maybe they will pick up French

Day 3 of why are my bags still in Brussels. I’ve shared the AirTags. Please @americanair.bsky.social and/or @aerlingus1.bsky.social get them home to me. There is a very special Peppa Pig in there I need to give my adorable niece.

I’ve been home since Sunday night and this little love doesn’t want to be 5 inches away from me. 🥰 I missed you too, buddy.

I’d say I’ll boycott Sinclair but truthfully I haven’t watched non-streaming TV for anything other than election results and the occasional severe weather moment in a literal decade.

So glad I’m home. Feeling very welcome.

Our bags are still in Belgium and no airline seems that worried about it but we are finally home and in bed.

I'm here *trying* to enjoy autumn, the best season, but the rampant fascism is really FUCKING UP THE VIBE

Finally on a plane to the USA. Hopefully home by 8pm tonight. 💕

Apparently, the Irish combine pork fat with oats and onions and call it white pudding and it’s absolutely heaven.

I’m sorry. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!!!!!!!’

Ben is feeling unwell so I headed up to the rooftop terrace, where apparently you can watch planes. They would not allow me to sit outside because I might get chilly. 🤣🫠 And this is my view: middle age DJ.

Just a quick recap of our time in Europe. There was: A transit strike (UK) A rightwing protest (UK) A counter protest (UK) A transit strike WITH a protest (FR) A cybersecurity attack Belgian A bomb scare (Ireland) I’m glad to be coming home tomorrow.

The hotel does have this amazing book in our room. 🤣 Just what the doctor ordered.

Not exactly what I imagined my first night in the Motherland would look like, but here we are. #Ireland

I’ve found a hotel near the airport and snagged the last room. On chat with American (where I originally booked) for over an hour trying to rebook. Oooof. I’m exhausted.

We’ve made it off the airplane but the terminal is still shut down, though we hear it might be opening sometime? maybe? No updated info in the Aer Lingus app. Absolute chaos here.

Good morning! I’m having a travel “adventure.” Holy shit! We’re on the tarmac in Dublin and we’re just informed they evacuated the entire airport due to a security risk!! We might be here a while. This is the craziest trip.

Apparently there was a cyber attack! I take back all the (very many) hateful thoughts I had about the Brussels Airport and its workers. news.sky.com/story/heathr...

Hand to god, the agents at Aer Lingus in Brussels process your airport check-in by hand. No computers. This is my handwritten boarding pass.

I saw a pair of wild lorikeets yesterday and that may be my favorite part of this trip. 🤣 #BirdNerd

Extremely rude of my body to be lactose intolerant in France. Too bad tummy! We’re eating this cheese!!!!

Eating oysters and drinking Champagne in Paris. As one does.

I’m in France. OMG, can you believe it?!? Been waiting my whole life to come here and TBH, I sort of hate it. 🤣 It’s only been a few hours. I’ll let you know where I land after a few days.

Nothing makes me appreciate my partner more than spending 3 minutes reading R/RelationshipAdvice Also, he’s very cute.

That’s disappointing.

It’s 54 degrees in London. Very low pollen and allergen count. No mosquitoes. We’re sleeping with the windows cracked and honestly it’s so awesome!

Wild. Absolutely wild.

I’m very tired of liberals suggesting Trump should send the National Guard into St. Louis and other cities in states that voted for him. We need him to stop invading cities, not provide him with other options.

To the woman who got so hammered at the Weird Al concert last night that you vomited (A LOT) in front of me, this is not what he meant when he sang “Dare to be Stupid.”

Cutest boy at the show came home with me! 😍

Thankful for Valium. I woke up this morning feeling irrationally (I mean, there was standard Mia bullshit at 5 am) frustrated and wound tighter than a compressed spring. And now I feel like a normal human being who hasn’t wanted to punch anyone in over an hour. Better living through pharmacology!

Changing the lyrics of the Game of Thrones theme song from Peter Dinklage to William Feral (my cat!)

Simply begging St. Louis restauranteurs to stop naming their establishments like they’re writing a YA fantasy novel. In the far off land of Esca, the twin princesses Edera, fair and whimsical, and Vicia, dark and strong, flee the capital of Nixta to escape the evil sorcerer Olio.

So many people are going to die.

Private equity takeover of government combined with Russian style nationalization+ corruption

Hello asthma, my old friend. Would be nice to breathe again. Instead of coughing aaaand wheezing, Inhaling air would be soooo pleasing. But the ragweed that is swirling in the air Still is there. It's the sound of seasonal allergies.

It is an Automatic For the People kind of morning. 🥰🥰

Early morning additions to #GardenSunday. My peppers are turning red, my herbs are hanging in (though the sweet basil is struggling) and Chive Snail is still my favorite.

Give me Dr. Spaceman over RFK.

🤣 When her dinner is late.

Why are all raincoats hideous? Can’t I be dry and cute?

Why, though? 🤡

10/10 would still smash Steve from Blues Clues.

Is it possible to eat too many gummy bears? I think I may have and now the bears have gone rogue.

T-20 Days until this once again becomes a Jackson Lamb stan account.

If you’re not watching Seth Rogan and Rose Byrne in Platonic you are missing out on one of the quirkiest, hilarious comedic duos of our time.