#10) Axl Low: He’s sooooo British. He’s genuinely one of the kindest written characters I’ve ever seen and he’s just a giant goof ball. @pkviolence.bsky.social’s “hate” for him might have bumped him up higher for me than he would have been, but he’s still a phenomenal character. #GuiltyGear

Now it’s time for WaddleDude’s #Top10GuiltyGearStriveCharacters!!!!

#11) Anji Mito: The slut just outside of the top 10? Smh. He’s very VERY attractive and he’s also a man/woman hopping whore (LMAO) His play style is also a little brain dead but the 2.0 update helped a little bit with that. He’s a funny guy and I can’t wait for my plush of him to arrive. #GGStrive

#12) A.B.A and Paracelsus: 2 freaks in love(?) what more can you want? Her English voice is insanely well done and her gameplay is interesting, if a little braindead at times. Para is also really funny. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#13) Unika: Now we get to some of my favorite characters of all time. Unika’s design I just vibe with SO much and her relationship with Bridget is very wholesome. The fact that she’s the second lowest Kiske family member is INSANE. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#14) Slayer: Dandy. He’s just so cool. He’s a little annoying to fight against but other than that, I have no complaints about him. He’s just awesome. Bonus points for having an immortal wife who’s also gorgeous. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#15) Sol Badguy: Here he is basically right in the middle, but that does NOT mean he’s mid. He’s so funny, he’s so cool, and he’s very attractive. Bro is literally based on Freddy Mercury, THAT’S PEAK. He’s my favorite male lesbian. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#16) Goldlewis Dickinson: He’s also super funny, probably just as funny as Gio. His English voice might be my favorite casting decision in the entire game and the fact that he doesn’t believe in aliens but his coffin has an alien is objectively hilarious. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#17) Asuka R#: The twink himself is a funny character who is extremely lore important. His play style is probably the most unique in the franchise and his design is fucking rad. The fact the story mode ends with him starting a fucking podcast is phenomenal. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#18) I-No: SHE’S FUCKING DEAD!!! If this is her final game appearance then what a requiem. (like her song omg) Her design, killer. Her personality, killer. Her play style, killer. Overall a great character and a fantastic villain though out the franchise. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#19) Giovanna: She might just be the funniest character on the roster. At some points she feels like a better executed Jam, but at other times she’s her own kind of sassy. Her design is phenomenal and she canonically REALLY wants to fuck Leo and Slayer and I find that really funny. #GuiltyGear

#20) Jam Kuradoberi: WHAT A GLOW UP. She went from being a funny gooner bait character who couldn’t keep it in her pants, to being an even funnier, more toned down character who STILL can’t keep it in her pants while also chasing the bag. A+ redesign. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#21) Testament: Their character arc already happened back in the first game, so now they literally are just chilling and I vibe with that. They’re hot, their play style is really fun, and I just enjoy their presence. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#22) Baiken: Her design is peak and her character arc finally rapped up in Strive with her becoming essentially a mother to Delilah. She’s THE gorilla character tho, I just turn my brain off and win with her. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#23) Potemkin: I’M BUSTING IT! He’s such a fun character, game play and character wise. He’s a goober who loves to draw but also has serious trauma as an ex slave. Also he’s hot- #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#24) Nagoriyuki: He’s SO cool and SO hot. His interactions with Elphelt are hilarious (she wants him so bad) and for being the LOWEST ranked new character introduced in strive, he still is awesome! I suck fighting him tho, it’s a skill issue in my part. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#25) Lucy: it’s REALLY hard to rank her with the rest of the Strive characters but this is about as high as I can reasonably put her. She’s a very fun character in her show and her show made me cry. For GG’s first ever crossover character, she does a great job. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#26) Ky Kiske: He’s probably carried by being related to his family members but he’s still cool. He’s a super important character with some really funny moments but he also has done some NOT so good things. Overall, for being one of the 2 protagonists, he does a fine enough job #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#27) May: Right after Johnny is one of his adopted daughters. She’s very silly and very cute. But I’m SO glad they’re leaning away from the obsession with Johnny, that shit was really weird. Play style is a little brainless but she’s fun. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#28) Johnny: He’s a very funny character and points for not being a creep. He’s a good dude at heart but also he’s Johnny so like … is he REALLY a good person? #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#29) Ramlethal Valentine: It hurts to put Elphelt’s big sister this low but it had to be this way. 💔 She’s such a funny character and her design is fucking peak but GOD is she so braindead to play as. I’m glad she had her moment in the story in Xrd but now she’s just kinda there in Strive. #GGStrive

#30) Chipp Zannuff: He’s so fucking white dawg. His backstory is so crazy and his gameplay is impressive when you know how to use him but hearing him say “NANI?” With his whole chest in Jam’s arcade route made me laugh so damn hard. He’s so fucking white. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#31) Millia Rage: She’s really cool and really pretty but she’s kind of in the same boat as Zato, being a legacy character and not really having any story relevance anymore. Really fun play style though and her theme is beautiful. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#32) Leo Whitefang: The rest of the characters I at least like a little bit. Bro’s funny and he’s got an interesting play style, but he’s boring otherwise. I do like his voice acting though! Very king like which is what it should be. #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

#33) Zato-1: The only character I lowkey dislike. (Not even that much tho) His design is rad, but his gameplay is annoying to fight and hard to play. He’s sexist and he’s really only still in the franchise because he’s a legacy character. Points for Matt Mercer tho #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

Ykw? Fuck it. I’m gonna just post what I did all this morning on here for funsies. Cuz why not? I ranked every Guilty Gear Strive character from my least favorite to favorite. Thats 33 characters atm, so be ready gamers #GuiltyGear #GGStrive

nightmare blunt rotation

Diner Jack-O'

Guys … I really like Guilty Gear. Genuinely over the past few days I’ve enjoyed it more than I normally do … I think it’s my favorite franchise … Also the sky is blue and the grass grows

Fucked up in the crib

My turn my turn!!

okay damn :(

It’s … him 💖

sharing my illness with the world on bsky hi guys i like raven and axl a lot #ggst #ggxrd

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While I think I did awful, apparently the judges gave the whole ensemble a 1, so we take those

Had to wake up at 4 am for an orchestra competition, fml

Annnnd just like that, burst of motivation to finish something I started like a week ago. The new official ref sheet for WaddleDude! (That’s me :D) Sorry for lowkey lying, it might happen again. (I’m prepping for art fight early this year)

caraway doodle

Fuuuuuck I need to draw something again but I have nothing

It’s so fucking hot/humid where I live like I’m fucking dying over here. Will I take off my layers? Hell no

25th US President William McKinley Pokemon team based on historical facts of his personal life and presidency 🔥

possibly having my worst era on discord rn bc of this pfp

the urge to get better at art is powerful but my laziness is even stronger

Ok so I played Jam for about an hour or so this morning. labbed with her a bit, did my placement matches, ect. and guys … she’s so fun. We’ve never been more back