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careful 🗡️ #kinktober

i forgot i had this account

the worst part of working in the office is listening to my cishet republican millenial coworkers talk to each other a few cubes down. this guy was asking her about her wedding plans and then started negging her!!

headcold + adderall is a terrible combo. my entire head is pulsing with the same sickening sort of rhythmic wretches a cat makes before vomiting

call me the huffington post cause I'm huffing her post a ton

i think for the next person i sleep with, im gonna do a bit where i discover that i dont have balls for the first time

hi im so normal from my t dose yesterday. i forgot that t+weed makes me daydream of being bred by boys... they dont put enough warning labels on this stuff smh 😔

fuck. this woulda been a great opportunity to sneak in a "methinks"

uh oh sistersss. we're greening out and the green goblin in me is searching "procreate pencil brush free" on instagram reels to find an ad i watched months ago. i think the capitalist brainwashing is workinggggg~~

Waking up to like every news outlet just running with the cooked up narrative that the shooters roommate was trans. Im not surprised that fascists want us dead, but i am slightly surprised that feckless NPR lib types aren't even trying to pretend to care anymore. Fuck this country so much!

hiring the etsy witch that made the charlie kirk thing happen to manifest me a boyfriend

we're really in it now gutter ghost...

i started paying for a dropout subscription for me, my gf and her bf, i think that officially makes us a polycule now lmao

lesbo dyke wolfpuppy dog girl

you know the sex was REALLY good when you lose hearing in one ear for a while

Starting to realize enough ppl in my neighborhood have seen me on grindr that i think I've developed a rep as the neighborhood slut (complimentary)

i cant go shot for shot with cis men anymore and, as a genderbutch fagdyke, im experiencing gender dysphoria from that

i love to dress like a camp counselor in a horror movie from the 80s <- dykiest thing i said today

soft pretzel + jar of nutella = most delectable joy of all god's creation

i wish srs surgeons had a numbered menu like fast food places. "yeah i'll take a number seven, make it animal style"

hope i find my way back soon 🐾

i dont dare kill the cockroach in my kitchen, its the only person i have regular, in-person, conversations with anymore. id probably go crazy without it.

clown prom!!!

hot girls going through it summer

cat scan 🐈

my first finished animation project!! the boy this is about saw me animating this, what do i do now?? 💀

accidentally opened my front facing camera to take a photo of this jesus figurine placed in a 9/11 monument, and i took a photo before realizing. what He sees vs. what my boob sees.

im taking a break from most social media btw :)

ive been reading about how triplicate deities are common throughout world mythologies and thinking about my experience with plurality. dangerous things are happening to my ego...

i totally get why people used to subscribe to spontaneous generation theory. like, one day you have bananas and then the next day your apartment is full of fruit flies.

btw pride month has actually been changed so it starts on june 1st and ends on may 30th btw

sustainability through revolution a collage made from business magazines

getting so high that i don't feel muscle strain while working out is MY hyperbolic time chamber

i love it when a good pal helps me cool off on a hot summer day 🥵🌞😋

EXISTENTIAL HAZARD

another crayon study

stuck in the office today 💀 #makeaterriblecomicday2025

learning that being able to ignore bottom dysphoria is not the same as not having bottom dysphoria. especially when there are times that it can't be ignored.

yay crayons :3

you ever try something you hated because you think you've changed but you do it and you hate it again and then you feel bad for even hoping that you could ever be better? yea.

ugh.

getting out ahead of these allegations

they should invent a lobotomy that stops you from hearing your deadname. i should be able to watch a movie with a main character having my deadname and be totally unbothered.

happy pride i made shoes that look like im fresh from stomping a transphobe's head in

integration

“I’m going to kill you” is a new way of expressing sex