The most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done is tell a woman she’s very pretty in a squeal-y voice because I lost my shit over how pretty she was… in the middle of a Fred Meyers.

I keep the pumpkin pie industry alive in the spring because I always get it for my birthday instead of cake. 😌😏

😩 I'm trying

Qifrey ✨ #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

Me: *buys one of the glitter dumplings* My friend who is also the cashier: “Hoping to get the golden one?” Me: “What? No. Ew. The golden one looks ugly.” Friend: “I’m so happy you’re normal.”

My wife is so hot 🥰❤️💕

My old curtain forever has a window stained onto it lol

a sparkling mermaid for #mermay with a dash of body horror #zazrichart 🧜‍♀️

A friend in an alleyway

Made this small gouache painting during Yumione's (@yumione on Instagram) workshop this evening! (~90mins)

The finale of Good Omens, omg I’m losing it 😭 I won’t spoiling anything but I’m really happy with the ending we got even if it’s not what I was hoping for 🥹

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE GETTING AN EXIT 8 MOVIE?! OUT OF ALL THE GAMES TO BE ADAPTED INTO A MOVIE, I DID NOT EXPECT EXIT 8!!!

I will forever remember that one time I was in the shower and hallucinated for the first time that a red alien came out of the shower wall and started dancing in the shower in front of me. And I will always laugh thinking back on how I had a panic attack over a red dancing alien.

I don’t really use social media as intended. I don’t use it to be social. I use it to air out thoughts and funny and interesting things from my brain and my art. I don’t care if no one sees it because my intended audience is me. 😂

Mom: “What do you want for dinner?” Me: “Hotdogs and macaroni.” Mom: “Ehhhh-“ Me: “Mom please. I just want white people food for once.”

Friend: “So you’re not afraid of death…” Me: “Correct.” Friend: “Then how come you’re so against participating in extreme sports.” Me: “Just because I’m not afraid of death doesn’t mean I enjoy risk and pain.”

I’m hoping so hard that I’ll either have enough money to go to the Oddities and Curiosities Expo this year or that they’ll come back to Seattle next year. I’ve always wanted to go but have never gotten the chance to. 😭🥹

I want to go to the Oddities & Curiosities Expo in Seattle so bad… I want to go this year… but my wallet is crying… I’ve already have Summer Con and Miku Expo at around 1 planned this year… 😭 I’m gonna have to take my wallet out back and shoot it, Old Yeller style, after all this…

I still think that time I had to participate in a Salem Witch Trials simulation for a class and we all had to figure out who the witch was and I caught on and said there was no witch just to be called a witch and burned for saying there was no witch. I still think about that sometimes.

I was drawing a barreleye fish, and it turned into a #mermay post. #art #conceptart #creaturedesign #gamedev

Well they took away 9anime, aniwave, and animekai from me. That’s not stopping me. I’ll dive the Marianna trench of the internet, fuckass subscription services. 🖕

Buying Lolita fashion on Japanese websites always feels so sketchy. Idk what it is. Even with everything translated on the websites, Japanese online shopping always looks so sketchy for some reason. 😭

Bro I hate when companies do letters in their phone numbers. Making it way too complicated.

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#fuckai #aiisfascist

I found out today that some people think the Trojan Horse was a real historical event… I didn’t realize people could be this stupid. 🫩

I think my biggest surprise while watching season 2 of JJK was Sukuna keeping his shirt on the entire time.

Commissions are closed until I get out of same face syndrome. This is because my art style might change as I work on this.

Working on my same face syndrome by practicing drawing different ethnicities is surprisingly effective. I’ve never really drawn any OCs who are different ethnicities as I usually base my OCs on my own appearance. 😅

Ok guys, it’s ok. I renounced my ordainment because I started to go too deep into it lol

I just got ordained for the bit. Wtf have I gotten myself into? 😭

I don’t think people realize the existential dread I live every day of my life knowing that every choice that every living creature on this planet alters the lives of others. I’m very aware of this fact. Too aware.

Finally got myself a pair of prescription sunglasses. Now I won’t be completely blind every time the sun sets while walking/driving west. 😂

I’m about to go brag to my dad 😝

I finally get to watch season 2 of JJK and NOBODY WARNED ME THAT HANAMI DIED?!! WTF GUYS! SHE WAS MY FAVORITE! 😭

Happy #FanArtFriday! What can we say other than... Wow, this is gorgeous!

Qifrey🤍 #art #WHA #WitchHatAtelier

🎆 #HazbinHotel

メイちゃん〜(´；ω；｀)大丈夫かな.. まあ高齢だもんね...今年も鳥羽水行きたいなあ..

Uninvited intruder #radioapple #bambilu

Y’know, realistically speaking… my last words are probably gonna be “oh, for fuck’s sake” after something terrible goes wrong.

Had sleep paralysis last night. I don’t usually have sleep paralysis but it does happen every once in a while when I’m really stressed. Anyone wanna tell Jschlatt that he’s my sleep paralysis demon? 😅

Anyone else sometimes just feel inexplicably sad? Is that just the chronic depression or is that normal?

Ghost Gal

Scammer: “Hi, we’re calling about a traffic ticket you-“ Me: “I don’t have a car. Or a license. Stop calling me.” 🤦

Would it be wrong of me to admit that I don’t like talking to neurotypical people? They’re just so… draining to socialize with…

None of my friends will read books with as a way to hang out. I wanna popcorn read with my friends but they all find it boring. 😒

I find it funny when my friends freak out whenever they hear my southern accent slip out sometimes. I’ve lived up north for a while now so my accent isn’t as strong as it used to be, but it does slip out stronger sometimes lol