Virginia’s QB looks like Charlie Kirk. That should make our defense wanna smear him into the grass every play.

Harry Styles just ran a 2:55 marathon, that's a sub-elite time.

They shipped my pants

Damn I wished I’d seen this sooner

Not AI

EVERYONE GO BUY A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL TOMORROW 💊 #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #ResistanceUnited #MomSky #BlueCrew #FightBack

Fact Check: True.

Florida and Clemson both 1-3

How is Florida’s defense this bad yet Miami only has 13 points?

This game couldn’t be going any better for a Nole fan

Me knowing either UF will start the season 1-3 or Miami will lose to a shitty team

God pissing down on the gators/canes game is appropriate.

Found in a collection of my MIL’s things

The bigots are big mad that their Jesus chicken is being replaced by gay coffee. I can’t WAIT to go there. I hope they sell merch. Also if you love Chick-Fil-A so much, learn how to fucking spell it.

The Littlest is on a weekend getaway to Florence and stopped by the FSU campus. She might be a Dawg right now but she will always be a Nole at heart.

The Littlest’s class this morning was sitting on a wall (in her village in Italy) and painting.

The Right is going increasingly masks-off and it's going to get uglier yet.

It’s almost like there’s a pattern we should watch for more carefully.

In the doctor waiting room and one old lady reads aloud from Facebook “Charlie Kirk was the MLK of our time”. And another old lady says “you know I heard that and I believe it”

Aside from this being an outright lie, it’s so dangerous- they are inciting violence. ISTG they are doing their best to replicate Germany 100 years ago.

🙏🏼

Must be nice to not have oligarchs on your Supreme Court.

Nobody needed extra reasons to hate the Yankees but they keep giving regardless.

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

I’m not celebrating it but sure as hell not sad about a guy who said school shooting deaths were acceptable getting shot and killed on the same day as another school shooting.

Get the national guard to UTAH!

Age verification? Dolfin shorts (god I loved those and miss them)

The correct answer is dogs, chocolate, and cheese. In that order.

Not to brag but my blood pressure is 122/61 - no meds #oldpeoplegoals

An orange iPhone? GROSS.

So pretty!

Watching S2E3 of Peacemaker and it’s the one filmed in our little town. Still get a kick out of seeing our little downtown featured in so many shows and movies. But I also still can’t stand John Cena.

Let my veins be rivers, and this the flood…💉

“No intent of wrapping up”

Grooming appointment next weekend can’t come fast enough for Wilfred Brimley here.

Meanwhile The Middlest - a Jax State student surrounded by Bama fans - has worn an FSU shirt every day this week…

Ugh. We are having our back yard completely redone. It’s currently full of dirt. So of course it rains for the first time in weeks.

Color me shocked. Not. I’ve never had a shipment from DHL that didn’t experience a delay and come a week later than it was supposed to.

Almost time to load up for another ride this weekend

👀 🙏🏼 👀 🙏🏼 👀 🙏🏼

Damn. I’m old. So is Keanu.

With a few handy stickers, I was able to convert my company branded ear buds to something better looking.

If what my son did to these muffins bothers you like it bothers me, you are my people.

Had to move to the shade - the heat was making me get names confused 😂

Here to watch Kyle Lodise play one last time and nice surprise that his cousin Kyle is on the opposing team!

It’s a beautiful day to drop the Jeep top and go watch some minor league beisbol.

Attention all non-FSU followers: apparently my football team is good again so my posts might be FSU heavy on the weekends. But I will still be #FuckTrump heavy Monday-Friday.