Andrew Cuomo on CNN tomorrow

Memorializing the fallen Dick Cheney, by doing another 9/11; paying tribute to his iconic plan.

BREAKING: A picture of the primary suspect behind the assassination of Charlie Kirk has been released to the media, who is still at large. Remain vigilant for "Jimbo Balatro" and report any sightings of the suspect to the relevant authorities

I can't believe she killed herself next week

Character limits are fun. I am not dying for fucking Israel and Trump.

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I would use Bluesky more if people knew what jokes are on here. Every single time I open this app, without fail, I see people misinterpreting even the most obvious of jokes to a degree that almost looks intentional.

I would use Bluesky more if people knew what jokes are on here. Every single time I open this app, without fail, I see people misinterpreting even the most obvious of jokes to a degree that almost looks intentional.

People are acting as though the amended complaint for Parham v Combs (Diddy) that added Druski isn't a real complaint and yet, it's right here. Scroll to March 7th 2025 www.courtlistener.com/docket/69264...

Just got back home from Great Falls. I sure hope the president didn't damage any of our foreign relationships in the three hours I was gone

I get that fans in 2025 have moved on from the Undisputed Era but they do still make me really happy. I get that it's nostalgia talking but they're genuinely one of my favourite factions ever. It makes me so happy to see them back together. #AEWCollision

Lowkey miss the fake Ninja snapchat memes

My Epic creator code has been approved. So use code RICHARDNIXON in the Fortnite item shop.

KENNY OMEGA IS THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER OF ALL TIME THIS MAN WAS OUT FOR OVER A YEAR DUE TO DIVERTICULITIS AND PUT ON A PERFECT MATCH AS HIS FIRST MATCH BACK WITH GABE KIDD WHY WAS THIS MATCH NOT THE MAIN EVENT #njWD

Providing my thoughts and prayers for Mitch McConnell's health at this time.

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Why do some parents give their babies middle aged man names? Like what are you doing naming your newborn Todd? If I hear the name Todd, I think of a depressed 50 year old dude who's mostly bald, trapped in a failing marriage, and working a job he hates; not a fucking toddler.

this is not a joke I have been added to Rivals 2

Is there a fucking incel coup going on in South Korea? Someone please explain.

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I love reverse animal rescues so fucking much

“We’re gonna invade Mexico.” Ghost of James K Polk: yay! “And we’re gonna raise tariffs. Ghost of James K Polk: Boo! “And we’re gonna end the Fed!” Ghosts of James K Polk: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

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we should get a blue check if we were here before bluesky was open to the public

Not a ton of people in their seats early. AREN'T THEY WORRIED THEY COULD BE MISSING COSTCO GUY? (They're actually missing Deonna vs. Anna Jay)

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