Roadways today be like

This will send ketchup futures through the roof. Stand firm sir.

The hell?

You know, I missed the part about good order and discipline. I’m old, but even back when I was in we got shots and then shots for the shots we just got. Oh and stop putting your name on everything, clown.

One of the few times I agree with CDB: Take them rascals out in the swamp, put em on their knees and tie em to a stump and let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

And the prices will not come back down.

Hey @kaine.senate.gov is this the part about not firing anymore federal workers?

Hard pass on Stewart. Does no one remember how relentless he went after Biden? He’s no better than Clooney, Colbert and those pod save America clowns.

I’m no scientist and may be spitballing here, but pretty sure the answer to that question would be male assholes, or maybe just men in general.

Term Limits Age Limits

I can’t argue with this because it makes so much sense.

It’s the @schumer.senate.gov signature move. Primary him regardless of how this plays out.

Here at the North Carolina High School Honors Chorus supporting the eldest in her last year. Seems like only yesterday she was a toddler, running around being silly.

A clown interviewing another clown saying clownish things.

Kevin is always on point 👇🏻

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

That’s the thing that irks me the most, they shred our norms, but then expect the Democrats to adhere to the norms they shredded and ignore themselves.

Start👏🏻jailing👏🏻these👏🏻fucks👏🏻for👏🏻contempt👏🏻

Yes, but the good xtians in their mega churches will tsk tsk these people as being “moochers” or “illegals” and other derogatory terms, all the while shoveling cash into the church coffers. And the church will help none of them.

@jaketapper.bsky.social you were saying?

100000000% 👇🏻👇🏻THIS👇🏻👇🏻

If you’re donating food directly to a pantry, please remember to include pet food, they’re going to suffer along with their humans.

Name and shame the parents and teachers who did this. Any less and they are complicit.

Or…and stay with me here.. a kidnapper/trafficker

Colorado, you’ve got an excellent congressman there. www.reddit.com/r/law/s/VAbW...

@jaketapper.bsky.social finally welcomed into boomer town www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

She should pull a page from NC Democrats and pinky promise not to vote for the release and then as soon as she’s sworn in change her mind (NC Dems actually change party affiliation).

Sparking concern…sound very Susan Collins-esque

And to Timothy Mellon I say he can eat a bag of dicks.

Life imitates art.

And what about how democrats eat their own? Democrats run purity tests while republicans run pedophiles, rapists and felons. Fix your shit dems, quickly.

Does the push-up count if your stomach is already dragging the ground? Also even with my torn MCL I could hit that 14 minute mark. MAGA finding out they are not the superior race is hilarious.

The fact that we lasted as long as we did as a “superpower” baffles me when I read about how utterly stupid the average American voter is.

I too own a computer monitor, and a 66” tv which I use to watch sportsball on.

Senator Pigeon wants to introduce legislation for “National Character Counts Week” Jesus wept these people are bereft of any intellectual capacity or shame.

As a tarheel, I can say this is absolutely on brand.

Balls and strikes…

Um….wow.

With all the horror going on, a little humor can hopefully go a long way. youtu.be/HlBYdiXdUa8?...

Pineapple does not belong on pizza

The fuck, what?

Holy fuck, there is no bottom.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social can you branch out?

Rent, gas, electricity, health care, groceries, the list goes on. Family bills are too expensive. We need leaders who will fight to lower costs and make life more affordable.

What do you call a soul patch on your head? Give it up man, that ain’t fooling nobody.