Anthony Hopkins is releasing an album... essentially Connick-Juniorian nostalgic lift music with lots of resources thrown at it but... look it beats Damian Lewis youtu.be/0hVfFyUxAS4?...

What I love most about the Clacton by-election is not Count Binface - it's the sincere rage of the Monster Raving Loony Party at being usurped as the pre-eminent satire candidate (and they are absolutely furious about it).

Big issue with bsky is the good viral stuff doesn't make it this far. Like the Switzerland Crufts entry www.instagram.com/reel/DaS73lv...

The more batshit right wing candidates in the Clacton line-up the better, of course, for diluting the twat vote, but I'd honestly be split between the bin and this terrifying-looking fox, who at least actually has a good policy. Non-twats need to have some strategy meetings

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

Wherever I go to work just for the aircon now I imagine as a kind of apocalypse cool shelter- crammed with air seekers, requisitioned or occupied while the outside burns. Today: IKEA

Bryan Johnson is a stomach illness bro! I knew it. Knew it. Knew we had something in common. I'd know that pasty-faced sickly vampire look anywhere. Solidarity Bryan

Anyway, heatwavers- try washing big towels and spinning/wringing not drying them, and sleeping under them. It helps.

*breathe through it*

It's as if they're *treating the LLMs as authorities*. Understanding that they're machines is the first step to understanding how they can be misused

Weirdly enough this is not even the first incident of Cumberbatch bicycle misbehaviour I've heard of. The man needs to be stopped

I think the only grifters worse than the "grounding sheets" people are the "non-alcoholic botanical essence" people who try and sell you cordial for £45

I keep finding her hiding in pics I didn't know she was in

When I'm Leader, you know those people who say they haven't had any sleep when in fact they've had *some* sleep- sometimes even up to five hours? Yes I'm putting them in prison. Also giving real insomniacs big cash handouts

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Scratching fox

Working with several decrepit refurb MacBooks so I never have to worry about losing or breaking something expensive while travelling has met its match in the heatwave. Having to divert all my cooling resources to keeping this sickly thing alive

Can everyone shut up about their fine frosty nights, pls

It would be pretty typical if Count Binface won on a wave of cutesy boaty mcboatface gin o'clock type support and then he very quickly pivoted to fascism

Idiot yells "SEXY" at me from a car travelling at a speed and distance that would afford at best a blurred, Lowry-like impression: still, I'll take it

If ever there was a moral obligation- even if it's a sure loss...

"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"

He's getting a BBL. He's joining the Tony Blair Institute. He's getting a gossip spot on GB News. He's joining Top Gear. Loose Women. Catford panto

www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/Onvr11K... now this is a worthwhile cause

This is where "freedom" gets you

When I'm losing faith in humanity, I find it helps to look at a prodigiously ordered pickle section

I do love "The lengthy and rather miserable history of almost all human existence will be briefly explored"

I had to google the guy. All the charm of a suspiciously warm toilet seat

Tell you what the Koreans are right about: UV gloves. Keep that mf sun out. My hands and arms are now aging in tandem with the rest of my body. It's the future

Get ready for the Palantir Endowed Chair in Ethics

I was in the market for a double denim + log cabin Lifetime drama (idk, 4th July) and found... they've put Will Ferrell in an honest to goodness serious one. It makes for a *really* surreal watch youtu.be/jfQv476cUzE?...

The billionaire co-founder of AirBnB wants you to blame the babies of undocumented immigrants for starter homes being unaffordable.

It absolutely is but... I need proof. Establishment?

This guy RIP ❤️

Man in the street trying to tell another man he loves him- "I don't say it mate; I don't say it mate but- mate listen-" - the other, less drunk, terrified, trying desperately to stop him, by going "Mate, mate, mate, it's alright, MATE! MATE"- can only be football

Potential way of thinking about loss: maybe some people were just the head-circling/chastising superegos you needed at certain times in your life

The likes of Barron ought to be forced to fact check the People's History, episode by episode. He probably hasn't read it.

Embracing Tetrarchic emperors at Nicomedia, part of a large collection of reliefs at the Kocaeli Archeology Museum Photo from yesterday's visit

Happy 4th everyone

It's a genuine sadness to me when proponents of causes I believe in deeply... most often environmentalists... are unworkable with share.google/xsfrgCHTuVXi...

You're supposed to bury the answer in the article, not write it in capitals underneath. Rookies.

I comfort watch this; it mostly works. But I think about this bs excuse often

Making a new Little House on the Prairie: quixotic, is all I'll say. You simply can't fuck with the Landon one.

It's because the butter is made by straining it through them

I still think there's mileage in the East-West divide, for the entire UK

Persistent feeling that the UK has managed to kind of mirror Trump's violence to the humanities without even bothering with the ideological dress up

Despite being one of the tallest nations on earth, the Dutch are terribly insecure when it comes to cooking, which is why one of our favourite festive pastimes involves the use of tiny cooking utensils that make us feel like culinary giants. This tradition is laughably known as "gourmetten".

Spare a thought for the overlooked, misunderstood midlander in this new era of tedious North Vs South discourse

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