“Do I have sugar on my face?”

𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 bodyguard Colin vs. spy Penelope a fun little romp written for the pasta gang 🍝 (tags in the thread) #polinfics archiveofourown.org/works/73665531

If you haven’t already read it, I must insist you read Do Not Separate by @featherspen4328.bsky.social Link: Link: archiveofourown.org/works/72878691 My silly little attempt at even a fraction of the magic

linguine with Isle of Wight tomatoes, chilli, garlic, lemon, olive oil and burrata 2nite, club

on a serious note, why didn't i get to keep my wisdom teeth? they didn't even ask :(

had creamy pesto pasta with courgettes and tomatoes for dinner @ pasta club 😌🍝

wanted my first post here to set the tone so here’s a stick figure drawing of my favorite Polin scene 😭🫶

In an attempt to prod myself into writing more (and to stop messing around with the stuff I’ve already written), here’s my regency standalone/prologue piece archiveofourown.org/works/68340546 please be gentle…

what should i get done with my nails today? my appointment is soon and I have no ideas

i know clev doesn’t need me to bark on his behalf but those creep! tweets made me want to scream

twt is too stressful for a soft hearted baby like me

i am not serious enough to be in this fandom like oh my godddddd please 😭

talking about - gulp - moving cities in quite a serious way 😭 why is it scary as hell

trying so hard to finish this chapter bc it’s getting to a point where i’ve left it so long that ppl are asking about it, but i just hate everything?

in a bid to reconnect with sanity, i’m going to get a drink and see a film w my boyfriend, if anyone figures out teleportation in the next couple of months send me a dm xxxxxx

another weekend of pretending it’s not annoying when english people can’t even try to pronounce irish names over 🙂‍↔️ i am god’s strongest soldier

why, at the ripe age of 26, do all my joints hurt?

being a glasses wearer is so annoying, wdym I pushed my sunnies to my forehead and now I can’t see

I keep going to tweet about the ‘discourse’ then remembering I don’t care

Why is it so hard for people to be fucking nice lol??? Someone just doing their job comparing two similar videos does not need attacking just bc some fans of another show don’t like polin. LOCATE A PATCH OF GRASS?

I have this feeling Colin knows the Gnarly dance

My jaw dropped.. SIX THOUSAND?

I think the word discourse should be banished from the English language

Yh why am I reading think pieces about a wrap video 😭

Can I be a lil bitchy here?

I live here now