Happy 90th Birthday to an icon, a queen, and THEE Lady Whistledown, Julie Andrews!

I did a little something....cause I appreciate those security guys who handled that stage door night after night with the #lukenewton fans!

✨Wish✨ Chapter 3 is up now! archiveofourown.org/works/602234... #polinfics

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I MET LUKE NEWTON EVERYBODY (me) CHEERED

HOUSE OF MCQUEEN TONIGHT, EEEEEP

Some new professional stills from House of McQueen The first one??? 🫠 Luke Newton, the actor that you are #lukenewton

Luke Newton: Yesterday was a good day! Went on social media a bit, went to work, met some fans ☺️ Luke Nation:Ok so FIRST he didn’t know that his reposts are public and THEN he liked a Polin wedding post and THEN he wore yellow to stage door. YELLOW!!!😱😭 Luke: Yup, good day 🥰 #lukenewton

Six months ago, Luke Newton and Holly White woke up and casually decided to ruin all other men for me forever. #lukenewton

Oh helloooo #lukenewton

Hell yeah!

What 00s bands/musical artists do we think Polin would like? I’m working on something set in 2007 and need some ideas 👀

"Can you review my LW column, Colin?" Colin reads and edits it B̶e̶n̶j̶a̶m̶i̶n̶^ᴮᵉⁿᵉᵈᶦᶜᵗ Bridgerton

The year is 2074. The Carriage Scene has been nominated for another award. Polin Nation rejoices from our respective nursing homes. Upon receiving the news, 81 year old Luke Newton and 87 year old Nicola Coughlan stare into the middle-distance while orchestral Pitbull plays

Brainrot so bad I’m making Shawshank Redemption about Polin rn

I’ve been neglecting my 🦋 account lately so everyone drool with me over today’s dsection drop! #lukenewton

Happy #tanktuesday! I don’t participate often but this one was too perfect not to post #lukenewton

“Luke for Lee era.” via Holly White’s Instagram Damn right, it is #lukenewton

Our boy is thriving!! Can’t wait to see you live, Luke!

I only want Colin to be happy but he looks so hot when he’s miserable 😭 how do I hold both of these ideas at once

Colin isn’t Daphne, Eloise, Francesca OR Hyacinth’s favorite brother because he’s all of their favorite SISTER, obviously. I don’t play around about Colin “One of the Girls” Bridgerton.

Rewatching s2e3 and after Anthony misses his shot on the hunt with Edmund he says he can “hear what Benedict will have to say about this…Colin, too 😠” Meanwhile, this is Colin 😂 bro why do you give a shit what a 10 year old thinks about you. Just sit on him or something, damn

I posted four different #lukenewton tank photos for @spread-kindness.bsky.social at the bad place but you KNOW I have more tank photos on deck 😂 Not Tank Tuesday, but close enough! HBD Lynnie!

And at last, we’ve reached the end of the Cat Debling saga! Thanks for all your kind words about my weird little fic. I’ve had a lot of fun, and I hope you have too. Feline Intervention 4 is up and ready for you! Come and get it! 🐱 #polinfics archiveofourown.org/works/661669...

Feline Intervention (Cat Alfie Debling) chapter 3 is UP! 🐱 In which Cat Alfie is a cockblock and Chaos Penelope enters the chat. Enjoy, kittens! 😽 #polinfics archiveofourown.org/works/661669...

Get you a man who can do both (be Colin Bridgerton and Luke Newton) (So, Luke Newton) #lukenewton

Luke’s full ijbol ‘😆’ emoji laugh is so precious to me #lukenewton

Feline Intervention 2 (aka: the one with Cat Debling) is up! Come get your cat treats! Pspsps! Enjoy the chapter and my excellent photoshop skills below 😹 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/661669... #polinfics

Colin and Penelope are best friends. Penelope is spending time with Alfie Debling. Colin hates Alfie Debling. Alfie Debling is a cat. “Feline Intervention” A new Polin fic by me! Enjoy Chaos Colin beefing with a cat!🐱 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/661669...

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Happy Pride Month!!! I'm so excited for all the month has to offer, including the launch of the Bton Pride Fundraiser!!! Full details on the event below 🫶🏳️‍🌈 tilt.fyi/O7uXwJijWm

All my super talented author friends posted updates today! 😍 …but I can’t read any of them yet because I’m too busy reading my OWN unpolished writing for edits 😭

This look (dress, hair, everything) is what finally made me start my Polin twitter account because I NEEDED to discuss it with someone. So, yay/I’m sorry that this look happened depending on how people feel about my presence in the fandom 😆

Sir, you are in a CHURCH. Have some decorum, ya nasty

I only know a bit about Pokémon but Penelope as Jigglypuff is INSPIRED 😅

I’ve finally read @clevelandy.bsky.social ‘s Not a Bird, and how very dare you be this talented, Clev. Rude, that’s what it is.

Luke Newton has a ring of gold around his pupil and if that isn’t life ruining information idk what is (Bonus chin scar for extra life ruinage)

Minor writing complaint of the day: minutiae is spelled stupidly. Source: me, who did not know the correct spelling of minutiae until today.

Carly Rae Jepsen’s entire catalog is Polin coded, I don’t make the rules

I’m in the editing stage where all the changes I want to make are marked but none of them are fixed and I’m just staring all my notes down like 😭 Anyway, new fic coming soon-ish! Prepare yourselves for some Chaos Colin! Long may his chaos reign!

MY HEART 😭

There’s a line in The Shape of Things where Adam says he doesn’t like to wear tank tops. Luke “Tank Top King” Newton when he first read that line:

Luke Newton trying to escape all the Bridgerton season 3 nominations

The universe really heard me complaining recently about how we never see Luke’s arms/tattoo at events and was like “Here, bitch, damn.” 😂 In conclusion, I take credit for these. Y’all are welcome.

Me a year ago: living my life secure in the fact that I’d never been attracted to a man’s armpit Me now, trying to convince myself I haven’t completely lost it: I mean it’s not weird if it’s JUST Luke Newton’s armpit, right? Right???? 😭

SEASON 5 AND 6 😍

GIMME NEOWWWWWW #lukenewton

The carriage scene has won Memorable Moment dozens of times over at my house and that’s a way more prestigious honor than the BAFTAs so congrats guys, we won! 😂 Nicola and Luke can come visit me at home any time to make their acceptance speech.

This cunty photoshoot is doing a lot to heal my pain over the carriage scene losing. Thank you Luke Newton, you’re an extremely sexy gem #lukenewton