“You have always been one of my most sensitive (sensottertive) children”

When you kissed her as a favor and now you’re dreaming about it and your youngest sister hits you with the ol’ “Brother, I know we are not supposed to mention it, but I thought it was quite a kindness that you did for Penelope the other week”

When you’re told it happened because of…cake…

Portiotter’s young ladies

V&H Bridgotterton

It runs in the family: When you’re raking it in playing cards in Lady Danbury’s den of iniquity “We may need more coins the way hyacinth is playing”

Incoming Monday Mood

My treasures #mytreasures

“To your wives”

And now they’re sisotters 🥹

When you make your betrothed laugh

When you NEED to know if Lord Debling proposed to Penotterpe Feathotterington 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ (@polinsbooks.bsky.social collab! kisses and special rocks for you 😘 🪨🩵)

Listen…

When you travel to 17 cities and get everyone in your family the perfect gift

Leave em wanting the Colin they know back

She’s otterly adorable

Thinking about my wife 🥰

Olive their jokes are dad jokes

Love has made me so simple

“I say, stay down, for in the mud, you may happen to be blessed with your future bride” Missing scene:

When the drought comes to an end on Jan 29

Watching The Baby Lord Feathotterington and his father, Mr Feathotterington redecorate your house

“Brother, wherever did you get such a fine hat?”

When you’re still just friends and she’s being courted by a vegetarian who will leave her and is just not…right for her.

“Have you ever visited a farm, El?”

Modiste bitch ott

When your wife is perfect, claws and all 💅

It was all the rage in Paris

When you’re Lady Whistledown and you have to pretend you didn’t already know the tea

Netflix feeding us today *cruuuuunch*

Monday mood

Feathotterington debut

Under what foreign sun did you apparently get so bbygrl 🎀

“We should tempt scandal more often”

Thinking about how the gang will be back together soon 🥰

Yours truly, Penotterpe Bridgotterton

When your head is botter weary

When you seek out Penotterpe at every social assembly

“Colin is crafty. He will strike when he thinks you are least suspecting it, so always be suspecting it.”

ABC Bridgotterton

The fam