I disinfect the 24h ambulatory blood pressure monitor after each patient uses it, but now I'm thinking I should just soak it in a bucket of bleach after each use instead.

If you're confronted by an aggressive bear, simply offer to debate it in the marketplace of ideas ouch that really hurts get off me please fetch help quickly.

It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.

black bears come in so many different colors 🐻

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

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We're enjoying a fine maritime evening as Ashley MacIsaac performs at our local pub.

After 30, it's bedtime. 🎨 Color-version on my Patreon for only $1 /month: www.patreon.com/Dudolf

I still don't know if I should trust these online quizzes. Surely my phone already knows that I'm polar based on my Google searches for seal-based restaurants and fur whitening products.

I'm going to miss driving over this rusty ol' bridge every day. I suspect the new replacement bridge will be some drab looking structure.

Great...now I need to add looking out for vore enthusiasts to my list of problems.

Call me old fashioned but if you are a guy and you know you’ll get a butt injection at the doctors then maybe wearing a thong is not the best idea

Cool, the local plant store is using pansexual pallets for pride month.

Polar Pride ❤️🏳️‍🌈

While visiting my family in B.C. I came across this business in Chemainus with the best roof I've ever seen.

During two workplace meetings in the past week, two different coworkers called me a teddy bear (we were discussing how we manage challenging situations with others - apparently I give off a calm, wouldn't hurt a fly vibe) I feel so warm and fuzzy inside now. This made me a very happy bear. 🐻‍❄️

Random bear I drew after work. He’s ready for snuggles!

This gorgeous sculpture of a magical bear reminded me of you, @arcas.bsky.social. Are you modelling for artists now?

Eleven otters all in a row scampered across the street in front of me on my drive to work this morning. I love living in the country. (They were far enough ahead of me thst I could stop. No otters were harmed in the making of this post)

Grrrrr...The polls in atlantic Canada closed 2 hours ago and it looks like my riding is going to flip to the Conservatives. I'm not giving up hope yet, but I am not a happy bear.

Bluesky Challenge: Post two pictures of you and your partner in crime.

When you have a necromancer as your party member Messy D&D comic

"Waiting for Winter" 24x48 inches Oil on canvas. I might touch up the birds a bit, but this one is done. #polarbear #climatechange #conservation #arctic #animals #painting #beauty #oilpaiting #wildlife

Enjoying this trip to Ottawa. Walked past the U.S. embassy today. Trump wasn't there, but at least I got to wave hello to him. #Not51stState

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Hello, Blue Sky! For my first post, I wanted to wish everyone as much peace as a sleeping polar bear in summer time 💜

I'm shopping to replace my 2011 Dodge Ram that's broken beyond repair. I apologize to the hard working people at the Warren, MI and Sterling Heights, MI Dodge assembly plants. My next truck won't be made in America thanks to Donald Trump starting a trade war with my country🍁. #BuyAmerican #Tarriff

I'll agree to Gulf of America if Trump agrees to call the Great Lakes: Lake Ontario, Lake Ontario II, Lake Ontario III, Lake Ontario IV and Lake Ontario V.

Pro tip for all the young docs out there: "But it worked in the video game" is not an effective arguement when the College of Physicians and Surgeons comes to take away your license.

Don't destroy their home and wonder why they invade yours. 💚

Shout out to @wyntergoodfox.bsky.social! It's always nice to meet another furry Oilers fan!

No-one should get immunized against bears. Stick to getting vaccinated against dangerous things like flu and covid.

Commissioned by @superbearhugz.bsky.social _______ 🐻

Coming face-to-face with a grizzly while out hiking on a mountain trail is pretty unnerving, but it makes for a fun painting, so I’m not complaining. “Trailblazer,” 30”x24”, oil on linen.

Thank you so much @bresnanteddy.bsky.social for making this Bear Sleuths list and including me on it, even though I'm not actually a detective. I only share a name with a famous sleuth.

The new scarf I bought came with a money-back guarantee to keep the wearer warm, no matter how low the temperature. Technically, they weren't wrong! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👨‍🏫🧣 🐻‍❄️

Dr. Holmes, tree psychiatrist.

Despite years of shopping here, I've never heard Woody the Talking Christmas Tree actually talk. What's wrong big guy? Upset about election results? Angry you live in a warehouse box 11 months a year? Sad there's no Timber the Talking Christmas Tree as a life partner? Talk to me, I'll try to help!

My human neighbours are so kind and thoughtful. I have been exercising more and trying to get back into shape. Thanks for noticing!

Went with my husbear to The Hungry Beagle for breakfast. Pleased to report that they feed hungry bears as well. Very tasty!

I'm very tired birthday bear. Just got home from work at 10pm and going to go to sleep. Please send hugs and snuggles in lieu of presents.

I have the humor of someone who's only 85% polar bear?! I thought I was 100% polar bear. I guess that rumor about my great-grandma having a fling with a walrus was true after all.

Barebacking after gender reassignment surgery was not on my 2025 bingo card, but the internet never lies, so...*looks for Black Friday sales on onesies and pacifiers*

Okay Bluesky, lets see those face cards...

Think this is bearist!

The redesign of Serbian currency is rad and I love it.

Outdated sign. I prefer Bear Blueskying.