5 years ago i asked the love of my life to go on a date. Today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times. ❤️

"Is this the f1 champion hotline?"

"We have a code brown on aisle 7"

What do you mean it might be an addiction? 😭

Es hat angefangen zu schneien. ☃️

God i love annotated trance programming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu5r...

"Warum haben Sie ihren Windhund eigentlich Dr. Oetker genannt?" "Nun, als ich ihn das erste Mal sah, dachte ich: Mein lieber Schöller hat der 'ne Langnese!"

I'm amazed by the fact that most of western civilizations will never understand the concept of Raacherkerzln.

"Wenn sich eine Tür schließt, dann öffnet sich die nächste." Ja. Schön. Aber bevor das nicht repariert ist, kaufe ich das Auto bestimmt nicht!

Results of the phishing test came back. Someone in the accounting department clicked malicious links, someone in the HR department opened a malicious file, and someone in the secretary scanned a malicious QR code. Funny enough after checking the data... this comes back to one single person. 😭

ON A MONDAY! 😭😭😭

Being the girlfriend of a Ferrari driver must be tough. 😭

I may or may not have bought this beast some minutes ago:

Cows. 🐄

My self built RC tractor has bad gear damage on the 3D printed gearbox. So now in need to throw all of that out and think of a better way to drive that thing. 🥲

Mission "Plant-a-Tree" was a huge success!

Painted in history. Racing into the future. Monza edition 🖌️🇮🇹 Follow our weekend on our SF App and our social channels! 📷

I made Thüringer-Burger, with Kloßteigbuns and Bratwurstbrätpatties, topped with Sauerkraut. The sauce was Senf. 🍔

Made an app, the boss wasn't happy with it's name. Spoiler: It's called P.I.S.S. the Printer Information and Status System.

What the fuck do you need Feuerwerk for the Schulanfangsfeier? This is already the 4th one this evening. Stupid humans...

I wish a very bad day to the person who invented work

My toxic trait is telling pages to "remember me" on login, although i am using private mode. So they have to set a cookie which is basically worthless after i close the browser window.

Hey baby, wanna come in and see my hex key collection? 😏

The speakers in my office: "SUPER MAX! YO HE, YO HO!" My co-workers nextdoor:

Messer, Gabel, Schere, Licht Arbeiten gefällt mir nicht.

Damals war alles besser.

Why is my co-worker, who's sitting 3 doors away talking to herself so loud that i can hear her through my music? Like girl i have my own problems to solve. 😭

I was bored, so i replaced my original car speakers with some boom boom ones.

I hate this company so much. Like the people really start to piss me off... like really really.

That's @flyracedream.bsky.social, @outofsamu.bsky.social and @carolinef1.bsky.social core!

He's not amused.

"She's over there, act normal!" Me:

@carolinef1.bsky.social core