Garfield is singing a song 🗣🗣🗣

Finally home!!! Only 40 something years to go!!!

I JUST WANNA GO HOME

I have stability (The ability to stab 🔪)

I am trying to do yoga, but my cat wants a bite of my ankle 😭

The negative impact of Technical Directive 39 on every F1 fans mental health isn't talked about enough

Carlos Sainz certified yapper 💅🏻✨️

He was a normal fries guy She was a curly fries girl

Ich hatte gestern ein ernstes Gespräch mit unserem Azubi im 1. Lehrjahr mit dem Thema Handynutzung während der Arbeitszeit und heute ist er einfach krank 😭

I wonder what superpower would Kirby get if he swallowed me

No, I will not elaborate!!! (I have no idea what I just said)

Live laugh toaster bath

🥐

When you're in a unlikeable person competition, but your opponents are MBS and Zack Brown

Congrats to Lando, after all he deserved it! But god do I fucking dislike McLaren

When its almost christmas and you realize you spend all year biting and scratching your mom, pawing at visitors, stealing food and begging for treats

I have a headache :(

The gluttonous beast waiting for his servant to prepare his daily feast.

Please someone explain to my younger self hoe I can hear arabic music when I see a british guy?

Willkommen zu einer neuer Folge der Hitserie ✨️Garfield sitzt✨️

Ich hab heute nichts versäumt denn ich hab nur von dir geträumt

LOTUSBLUME HAB ICH DICH GENANNT ALS DIE ROTE SONNE IN JAPAN VERSANK

Which was more culturally significant? The Renaissance or Single Ladies by Beyoncé

I'm having so much fun with my daily activity of ✨️Ragebaiting my cat✨️

Ich mach mir jetzt Käse-Nachos

In einer Stunde Kundentermin bei dem Kunden der immer ganz unangenehm versucht zu flirten We see how it goes 😵‍💫

So what person decide to have it like this: Name:____________________ First name:_______________

Tu tu tu du

Ich hab mir 15 Hosen bestellt und hab die gerade anprobiert und keine passt einfach 💀

I went to the Super market and they have a little robot now, that cleans for them 😭🥺

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate me

I'm just a silly goose who kinda forgot to change to winter tyres 😇

I will go to the gym today! I can do it!

Sometimes I see Bernd das Brot in my dreams

Es ist Montag

Große Menschen liegen länger im Bett 🤔

Man wer hätte das gedacht dass es einmal so weit kommt Wegen 99 Luftballons?

"If you don't finish your alcohol it's going to rain tomorrow" my mother used to say Amen to that! 🙏

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I hate how F1 rules are not about racing at all, but only about who is "ahead" at the apex Everything else doesn't matter.. It's so stupid

Brazilian GP for Ferrari summed up

F1 rules are honestly a joke