What is more important than sex?

Yes it’s my birthday. I’m grateful 🥂

No gooning 2026.

Sorry but I’ll never forgive Aryna Sabalenka for what she’s done to women’s tennis. I’ve lost any and all respect I ever had for her.

Gonna start watching Better Call Saul

Terence Crawford has announced his retirement from boxing 42-0 31 KOs 5 Division World Champion 3x Undisputed Champion One of the greatest ever

TERENCE CRAWFORD RETIRES 42-0 🥊

GOAL! Marcus Rashford 0-2 Barca!

Normalize cutting people off silently once they stop valuing your existence.

LANDO NORRIS, YOU ARE A WORLD CHAMPION! 🇬🇧🏆

FIA Awards are prerecorded? Nah I’m out.

I’m watching the FIA awards and I’m very confused by this intro

When you speak 4 languages but start losing vocabulary in all of them... byelingual

MARK MY WORDS! LEWIS HAMILTON WILL WIN THE WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2026.

Sharing wired headphones together is better than sex

For the first time in his F1 career, Lewis Hamilton finishes a season without a Grand Prix podium 💔

From being 104 points behind to losing the title by 2 points. Max Verstappen 🫡

LANDO NORRIS YOU ARE A WORLD CHAMPION

Leclerc and Russell.. Do something it’s now or never.

Charles Leclerc is the only guy that can give the championship to Verstappen right now

McLaren want Piastri to “chase down Verstappen” You’re 25 seconds behind him with 15 laps to go!! Verstappen could even pit and get fresh tyres if he wanted!! McLaren are a joke. Completely destroyed Oscar’s race here. #F1

Once again McLaren have screwed Piastri to help Norris. No way this strategy was ever about giving Oscar a chance to win the race #F1

Yuki Tsunoda today:

NO FURTHER INVESTIGATION FOR LANDO!!!

Yuki Tsunoda:

Leclerc and Russell could spice this race up a little. I want CHAOS!

C’mon Charles Leclerc if you can’t take him let Russell through!!!

Oscar Piastri, My god that was amazing!

Jannik Sinner with Martin Brundle: "It's great to be here. A lot is on the line for three drivers. "Lando has the edge but you never know. In racing, anything can happen." #AbuDabiGP 🇦🇪

IT'S THE CHAMPIONSHIP RACE DAY!!! 🏁

Job interviews are tough.. I blanked hard today!

AND NEW!!! Petr Yan puts on the greatest performance of his career, defeating Merab Dvalishvili to become the new UFC Bantamweight Champion!!! #UFC323

Merab Dvalishvili vs Petr Yan right now!!! #UFC323

YAN VS MERAB HOLY SHIT #UFC323

Petr Yan escaped a guillotine this is insane high level fight! #UFC323

I’ve never seen such incredible TD defense! Respect Petr Yan 🫡 #UFC323

Let’s get it Merab 🇬🇪 #UFC323

Pantoja going down like that was brutal. Hope the arm isn’t as bad as it looked. #UFC323

What a sad way to lose a belt not like this! #UFC323

OH NO!! PANTOJA BROKE HIS ARM SECONDS INTO THE FIRST ROUND! #UFC323

Brandon Moreno vs Tatsuro Taira #UFC323

Tatsuro Taira getting booed on his walkout

Henry Cejudo was an incredible part of the sport, unreal career for him, great way to retire. Triple C is out 🫡 #UFC323

Henry Cejudo is one tough bastard

Payton Talbott taking down a gold medalist twice, Cejudo should’ve just retired.

Payton Talbott KO to send Cejudo into retirement #UFC323

Sean Strickland vs Anthony Herandez is ON! #UFCHouston

Terrance McKinney has terrible fight IQ.

Another great fight let’s go Chris Duncan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Chris Duncan is mf dawg! OMG #UFC323