I think we're very close to the Prime Minister stating unequivocally that he has full confidence in the Prime Minister

A delightful timeline cleanse, at a time when we could all do with reminding what an enchanting variety we are.

I'm John Stuart Mill and I approve of this message.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

We should all agree to refer to him as Lawd Mandleson for a year, then shift to Lewd Mandleson.

Dont click on it, I thought. It'll just make you angry. I clicked on it. It made me incandescent.

Damn.

Anyone asked Mike Johnson if he's seen the Melania movie yet?

I know Rudy was in financial straits given his appalong legal history, but never thought he'd be reduced to selling Girl Scout Cookies

Anyone else instantly reminded of the robot crew from the Disnmovie The Black Hole? The ones who turned out to be zombified human crew members.

I bet Elon Musk gets all giggly when he sees boobs.

Reminder that Russia’s war on Ukraine is not some locked conflict, with soldiers taking occasional pot-shots across wire-topped fences. It’s Russia systematically murdering Ukrainians every day.

How is it STILL January?

I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!

I'd say they were taking the piss, but I'm on a septic tank and so I don't even get that for my money

In the Westcountry we had a saying: "Same bloke, different hat"

TV SERIES PITCH: A reboot of 'The Prisoner' where a backbencher wants to simply resign from the Conservatives and become an Independent, but is kidnapped and wakes up in a weird place full of former colleagues who defected to Reform. Nigel Farage to play a massive Number 2.

Of all the things on my Labour Party Psychodrama bingo card, the one I never expected to tick off was "Suella Braverman rides in and steals the media focus"

On this Burns Night, I have only one thing from the Poet to offer to those in Trumps Administration "Oh wad some power the Gift t'gie us To see ourselves As others see us"

You won't find a more succinct or readily understandable thread on media literacy this week, recommended.

Yeah, he can just fuck off.

Quote skeet with a gif with a clue of where you are from...

"Probably"

On reflection, the Western Alliance at Davos was like a group of Drs around a patient flatlining on the table. Canada declared it dead The EU warmed up the paddles The UK insisted it was fine and just needed rest and plenty of fluids The US had turned off life support and was sneaking out the door

Everyone in Britain will know what I mean when I say that I wish that was Paddington not Pingu

Which will collapse first? The Western Alliance The vein in Dons head?

Five years old is a risky age, eh?

America's stance on greenland is of course very worrying, bringing with it as it does the spectre of armed conflict between Europe and the USA. But this could well be averted as America seems intent on depopulating itself at never before dreamed of speed.

Still working hard on his Sensory Deprivation Tank endorsement

If I was a soldier in Greenland hearing this, I'd click off my safety catch.

"Man, Woman, Person, Iceland" He won't remember. He can barely remember what it's called.

We don't hate you. We hate him, and his supporters We're very, very disappointed in the rest of you, and how you've rolled over and accepted your constitutional institutions are paper tigers.

Thats why Bums go to Iceland

We all need to be reminded of people like Bartali, regularly.

Trumps skull is so fucking empty now you could kill him with a spoon

The world will not be safe until this shit gibbon is dead and his merry band of weasels is at each others throats.

I have no time or love for Country music, but my goodness if Dolly Parton isn't one of the greatest human beings who ever lived I don't know what standards you are applying.

File it in the banter timeline alongside sufficient Tory defections to make the Lib Dems His Majesty's Loyal Opposition

Ukraine straight up Colleen Rooney'ed the Trump Admin.

😂

Ehrmagerd! Trynser!

Make a TV programme rude by completely misunderstanding its title

Grown Ups: of course you can't just buy Greenland. Grow up. Trump: MAKE LEGO COST 10% MORE

Good to know that in a BBC where Chris Mason has effectively become a Reform stenographer, at least one significant voice in their political coverage still takes orders direct from Conservative Central Office

Small child thrilled with participation trophy- " I'm a very special boy "