You will be visited by three spirits

Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only, no GIFs #filmsky

How could anyone mis-identify what is clearly a Watery Floorface is beyond me.

Going to open a #StarWars themed hat shop called "A Hive of Scum and Millinery"

I've a joke about King Midas and honestly no-one can touch it.

Me rolling out a sausage of play-doh: "Wut? Shape ain't content."

Let this brighten your day, and remind you why we need to resist, push back against those who would divide us with hateful rhetoric. Because first they want to separate us from those who are different, but ultimately they will separate us from everyone.

Sly there definitely mid-rip judging by his expression

Superbly wholesome

Who do you think might be in the running for next year?

How very dare these people we moan about incessantly be part of the conversation about them and their lives. The audacity!

BREAKING: Question Time to be cancelled 'indefinitely' due to unavailability of regular cast member

Johann is a blokes name isn't it?

Chapeau!

I feel journalism on both sides of the Atlantic is missing a trick here. If politicians feign ignorance of something to avoid answering questions then treat them like they're dumb & failing to keep even minimal tabs on high profile issues. "Really? Where've you been this last week, down a well?"

Complete dick move.

Architects:

Really needs the word "tactical" in there if they want to smash the marketing.

The Party for Your Right to Fight (over ideological purity)

To be fair, the Telegraph did wait until an American said it to believe it.

HEADS UP! Please note there is now a queuing system in operation for any and all Life Of Brian Peoples Revolutionary Front of Judea GIFs. Please be patient, you are number 89 In the queue. One of our trained GIF handlers will be with you shortly.

I'm not rich, but I think I'd end up around the point where UBI balanced my taxation burden. I work in adult education, so I'd mostly carry on as before, but look to enjoy the fruits of others new found economic freedom, including seeing an increase in people able to commit to lifelong learning.

RFK jr should have stayed singing with the California Raisins

The plate is gaudy and tasteless. Which I guess is on brand.

Singing along to Donna Summers "I Feel Love" but not the vocal parts

Office of Budget Irresponsibility, is that anything lads? #budget2025

How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving

I own a washing machine that has mastered both the concept of time and lying about it. Surely personhood beckons.

Self Immolation is a BBC specialty

Me flirting

Can't believe Gibb would do the dirty on Mason like that. Absolutely bodied.

A fresh slice of brie and I'll throw in a box of crackers to anyone who can explain why a US invasion of Venezuela would be materially different from Operation Z / 3 Day SMO

They come at night, mostly, Charlie Brown

Like their brains

"You're mentioning someone that is extremely controversial. "A lot of people didn't like that lady that you're talking about. Whether you like her or didn't like her, things happen. "But Macron knows nothing about it, you don't have to embarrass our guests."

Up there with having a poverty surcharge that poor people have to pay and integrating NHS access to the National Lottery as an unnecessary and utterly self-defeating policy dick move

Ear worms of tracks that don't exist are the worst. Currently have William Shatner covering MC Hammers "You Can't Touch This" in my head and he's putting the emphasis somewhere different each time. YOU can't touch this, You can't TOUCH this, You can't touch THIS You CAN'T touch this. My my my.

Me as Bluesky therapist

"Marjorie Taylor-Greene is playing 4D Chess" is making my head spin. Is she lining up a Senate run?

If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:

Advanced is of course contextual, depending largely on the perspective of the viewer, but: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke There's a lot of magical thinking in Government right now when it comes to AI

Currently revelling in the joy that is realising Brian Bilston might be one of the most powerful hackers on Earth

BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports Pete Hegseth considering new tattoos

I'm in favour of this, but only if we also bring back Regency-era titling conventions. "The Electronic Mind: or A Treatise on the Hallucinations and Errors of the Sundry Artificial Intelligencef &c Now Permeating Our Commerce"

BUT MOMMMMMM, IF I DO THAT THEN THEY WON'T LET ME RIDE ON THE BIG PLAAAAANE

Stephen smashes another one clean out of the stadium and through someone's windscreen in the car-park

The pattern for this Government (sic) is becoming clear: 1. Terrible policy trial balloon 2. Awful feedback 3. Cosmetically tweaked double down policy release 4. Astonishing cack handed framing which somehow makes it all look even worse 5. Rock solid competent execution of things we don't want.

The Garden of Christmas Delights