Imagining a production of The Winter’s Tale that re-does the Dead Kennedys’ “Holiday in Cambodia” as “Holiday in Bohemia”

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It rocked me to my core to learn, just now, that MLK was only 39

Putting tomato slices on a hot dog is an abomination

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Have the people still on Twitter tried 8chan? They might like it

Big career moment: my first time reading a book and randomly coming across a citation of me that I wasn’t aware of

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“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”

They like this angle because you can’t see the maniac point a gun in her face

Every year that passes, this album cover feels more and more insane

Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).

Feels like we should appropriate the "don't tread on me" flag, no?

It’s like one day everyone became aware of this term “CSAM” except for me

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Every time Rubio tries to emphasize the made-up pretext, Trump jumps in to clarify “no, this really was just for oil”

We have a general named “General Raising Cane’s”?

MARTY SUPREME

My last seven days. Incoherent due to holiday travel edition

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My last seven days @thequietus.com is right that this Fall record is the best thing ever

I'm only mostly joking when I say impatience should be considered a disability. Imagine the Dantean hell it would be if everyone around you began moving at 75% normal speed. That's how I feel all the time.

My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me

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I’ve just learned that Jessie Buckley played Miranda in The Tempest I saw at the Globe back in 2013! I’d like to say I saw her star potential straight away player.shakespearesglobe.com/productions/...

They’re calling it the worst list ever made

I like how every year there's a new album that sounds just like Tirzah but is still totally awesome

I feel like recent p4k is especially weird because they’re trying to be Tiny Mix Tapes while simultaneously retaining a sizable poptimist contingent from the last era Delightfully bizarre, tbh

Excited to share my newest publication, "From Britain to Fairyland: Prince Henry's Investiture and the Fictionalizing Power of the Stuart Court Masques"! Included in this fantastic Arden Shakespeare collection on extra-theatrical #earlymodern performance 👀 www.bloomsbury.com/us/early-mod...

If you want music critics to go crazy about your album, just don't put it on streaming. They eat that up every time

It’s giving

My last seven days. Thanksgiving break edition

Post someone who looks good in red.

You can always count on Jared Goff to ruin Thanksgiving

John Webster doing Fight Club

My last seven days Took me a while to check out this Rosalia album and boy did it knock me on my ass

KISS sucks so much (complimentary)

Canonically, the first gay Disney character was King James VI and I of Scotland and England in POCAHONTAS 2

Astrid Sonne Perfume Genius Stereolab Autechre (Birmingham) Autechre (Atlanta)

Today was really “announce tours that aren’t coming to Atlanta“ day huh?

This was fun

My last seven days. I love this Wata Igarashi record

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

If you put a gun to my head and asked me how many Ls are in the word “canceled,” you might as well just flip a coin

Ayy my podcast is back on the air

These guys are making us look so good in front of the Germans