Headed to Las Vegas for the first time ever soon for a work conference that happens to be held on the strip in a casino hotel I don’t gamble or smoke or do late nights How doomed am I

Whoever designed this fucker and then decided he should be literally everywhere and turn around instantaneously so you can't damage him should be in prison.

I am not around here to post a lot because I’m fed up with all social media lately & have limited time for them, but let me assure you. I am here and wishing you all happy, healthy, sane days.

DJ on Classical Radio Boston: “We’ve got some loot coming up for you next—“ Me: “Pirate mode engaged, arrgh! AHOY, WHERE BE BOOTY?” Music: *begins with plucking string noises* Me: “Lute. He meant lute. Not loot, Frongi.”

I am not around here to post a lot because I’m fed up with all social media lately & have limited time for them, but let me assure you. I am here and wishing you all happy, healthy, sane days.

“Fear of failure in the mind of a performer is, for an onlooker, already evidence of failure.” Oof, Baltasar Gracián (but yes)

Popping whole cranberries with the back of a spoon as they simmer for sauce will never not be fun Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁🍽 Hope you all have a fun time also!

Ehwoo~ "No Frenchy, No Buy" Frenchy once again carrying our game. Our polkadot princess will bring you laughter and joy when you meet her in Witchfall! Thankyou to @molegato.bsky.social for this amazing model! Voiced and Ehwoo'd by the fabulous @frongiva.bsky.social

I finally, FINALLY had time to catch up with #NinaTheStarryBride! And all I have to say is... Long live the king BABY!!! 👑💛

For the love of sweet baby JAYSUS, I hope you all can be patient with me as I try to re-find and follow industry peeps and/or otherwise get my butt-y buttocks set up over here (very slowly). 😅😅