My favorite genre of alternative history fiction takes place in 1930s Germany but the Nazis are constantly complaining about their feelings being hurt when people refer to them as "Nazis," and "Fascists."

The @WSJ's motion to dismiss Trump's defamation case arising from its reportage of the birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein purportedly signed by Trump is a grand slam home run. I predict a dismissal without leave to replead. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...

Everyone should be emailing their U.S. Senators and telling them that the time has come to SHUT THIS CORRUPT CLOWN SHOW DOWN! Here's mine: www.schumer.senate.gov/contact/mess... www.gillibrand.senate.gov/contact/emai...

SHUT THIS CORRUPT CLOWN SHOW DOWN!

This is insane! Ed Martin of the DOJ's "weaponization task force," threatened a criminal investigation into a former FBI agent who sued Alex Jones over Jones’ lies about the Sandy Hook shootings. Democrats should make firing Martin a non-negotiable condition for avoiding a shutdown.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

The new right wing messaging is "Stop calling us fascists or we will force you off the air."

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

This is the official social media account of the Department of Homeland Security.

The head of the Civil Rights Division at the United States Department of Justice is publicly and unapologetically taking marching orders from Laura Loomer. In this case, "defund[ing] American universities."

Find someone that will love you the way the Trump Administration loves corporate polluters.

What an unbelievable shit storm this administration has blundered into with a crucial ally and trade partner. Presumably because it wanted a photo op of a deportation of people from somewhere other than Central America. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/w...

Fine, I have now removed all obscenities and references to opposing counsel's mother in my response to defendant's counter-offer. I hope we're all happy now.

Saw this as well this morning. Antisemitism on the right is ignored or excused. Antisemitism on the left is magnified and endlessly scrutinized.

It is possible to condemn political violence without venerating objectively bad people who made America worse. Let's try for that.

@CNN just had to break into its coverage of the shooting of Charlie Kirk to cover breaking news of a school shooting. #America

HE HAD A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL WORKING AS A "MASEUSSE" IN THE MAR-A-LAGO SPA! HE TOLD REPORTERS HE ENDED HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH EPSTEIN AFTER HE "STOLE HER" FROM HIM! THAT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IS TRUMP'S COVER STORY! HOW BAD DO YOU THINK THE TRUTH ACTUALLY IS?

You know, if you're a Trump supporter, you can just say, "I was wrong" and you'll be able to face your children again. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

39 seconds and not a single discernable person of color in view. Not a single frame from a suburb or city. I don't know what state @EliseStefanik is planning to run for governor of, but it isn't New York.

Justice Sotomayor writes for the history books in Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo: "Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

Decision of the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I don't agree with Ezra Klein on everything (don't even get me started on "Abundance"), but he's dead right here (gift article). SHUT IT DOWN!

No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone

My wife asked me to refinish the outdoor furniture this year and the stain she picked out was the same color as RFK Jr.'s face.

Because, of course. Via ProPublica, Lyin' Lee Zeldin also currently has two primary-residence mortgages, one on Long Island and another in Washington, D.C. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

So far all I'm getting from the AI boom is more annoying popups in apps exhorting me to try the app's new AI features. The future is here and it's mostly just blocking the screen.

2-1 decision in the 5th Circuit--Judges Southwick (G.W. Bush Appointee) and Ramirez (Biden Appointee) enjoin the use of "the war-related federal statute . . . for removing foreign terrorists." Judge Oldham (Trump Appointee) dissents.

A few quick questions. Did we just target a civilian vessel? In international waters? Are we the Houthis?

Just a small reminder that Trump's 50-day Deadline for Vladimir Putin to end the war he started in Ukraine has expired. Here's how Putin is marking that solemn occasion.

Death by a thousand cold cuts www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

Is not a single member of the Press going to ask Trump about this?

Imagine how hard you'd have to work to willfully misinterpret something like this. It makes the Right's freakout over the change in the Cracker Barrel logo look like an Oxford Union debate.

Melania Trump is leading a White House effort to inspire children and teachers "to embrace AI" which . . . Sorry, I can't add anything to this that's not already there.

The woman who wants to be governor of New York is encouraging Trump to invade and occupy New York.

Our new U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia already covering herself in glory with a third no true bill from the grand jury in a groundless assault on an FBI agent charge arising from the video recording of a transfer into ICE custody.

Little known fact, when you sign one unconstitutional executive order, you get the second one at half price. thehill.com/homenews/546...

This is what actual lawfare looks like, in case you're searching for an example.

Imagine being incandescent with rage over a family and casual restaurant chain modernizing its logo instead of at the federal government extracting a 10% ownership stake in a U.S. company with $53 billion in annual revenue. The modern conservative movement is completely broken.

You don't say? "The deal could face a challenge from shareholders or others concerned about its legality." www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/t...

Maybe you should see a doctor about that. Rep. Elise Stefanik supporters are demanding that she "release their gas.*

Hi. This is batshit insane!

Trump is a flaming ping pong ball that Putin and our European allies are batting back and forth. That's all this is.

The argument “but right now everything is fine” has always been an effective way to foresee if something is a scam or fraud.

Sketchy @EliseStefanik makes an incredibly rare public appearance in her own district and is met with a chorus of boos and jeers from her constituents. www.mynbc5.com/article/elis...

So do they give out Nobel Peace Prize participation trophies?

Vomit.

All grifts, great and small. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

NEW: Sources tell Rolling Stone that Trump has repeatedly critiqued the string of media appearances by Epstein accusers and their families, arguing that some of them are just trying to make him look bad. Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...