Merry Christmas people of earthrealm.

We fought slender man in our dnd campaign on sunday. He didnt survive the encounter.

I like to think to wield the power of fire effectively you need to have two things control over one's emotions and control over one's breathing.

I learned what chainsaws were originally made for 😯

youtu.be/kb8NUVIYWs0?... Hope someone picked up that phone because i fucking CALLED IT!!!

It's interesting how tons of places say we're hiring but when I apply they dont even call for an interview

I finished reading Bluestar's Prophecy and i strongly suspect her entire family tree is cursed

Im a little disappointed mew didnt get a mega in legends ZA

Accidentally summoned a demon while reading cooking recipes again...

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youtube.com/shorts/Atz7w... well damn

Good to know this exists

I blew up the sun!!! Thankfully, it's not our sun because im not stupid.

Why can't i have an army of skeletonlike robots?

Im nervous about posting any life stuff here that is negative because I dont want anybody to worry.

If I were to take a power set from bleach, I'd be either a quincy or an arrancar.

Tallstar would have been a great dad for tiny if they met before he became Scourge.

So I got two warrior cats books, one being dawn of the clans, sun trail, and the other book midnight so far I've read the first one.

Sometimes country music just feels nice to listen to.

Its too hot!

Do you think the Frieza Force has good dental insurance?

Does anyone else have those moments of confusion when you find candy you dont remember buying?

I have 51 followers, yet only nine or ten are visible somethings sus..

Sometimes, I think about how certain pokemon would look in Medieval knights armor and which ones would look good.

Glad im not at that beach

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

Easy im gonna use for gaming.

What are you putting here ?

youtube.com/shorts/uMLhs... I find this to be great they need to improve upon it further.

youtube.com/shorts/f94k5... I dont think I know a single person that would let a leech do this to them even if it was proven safe.

Thai iced tea, and it is lovely.

Let's Keep Calling!

It's not big, but it actually changed how I handle things in other video games.

I noticed a lot of people me included, like naming their shinx in pokemon star.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

The one on the left is called a scooby snack, and the one on the right is called the tsunami.

Ok, who did welfare check on me?

Sometimes, I wish I had a time machine just so I could view past events that weren't very well recorded.

I was out at the lake, and a fish tried to eat my big toe it didn't have teeth thankfully probably was a catfish.

I really wanna try Squid ink pasta.

Bluesky really needs a translator system so we can understand what people are saying to us in other languages.

A very popular character in Final Fantasy 7 made even more likable in the remake.

Just know anyone whom I follow that decides to follow me back is automatically a friend in my book.

Wish I knew about free slurpe day. I'd have got myself something nice.

Ok I did the math if I can get atleast 25 people to send me one hundred dollars each I'd be able to pay my electricity bill and get my power back, on account that it'd be one hundred dollars I'd be able to eventually pay each other these people back assuming they even want the hundred back.

Something I miss about having electricity is being able to shower regularly so I don't smell bad.

I think a cougar has been stalking me....