"Listen up, Mac. I spent all day reading the rulebook, and nothing here says a dog can't get in the ring and box. Now he may have incredible hops, but you've got incredible heart, so just keep on those feet moving and wait for your chance to slam dunk him all the way back to puppy pre-school."

Someone needs to convince Mortos to enter with a cape like that one Kane house show pic.

So Cody's all cool with murderizing the shit out of Kevin Owens at the Rumble, but hitting Cena with a belt after Cena cheated a bunch is a no-go? This finish is horrid, holy cow. #wrestlesky

Oh. Day 1 of WrestleMania kinda stunk but man that El Grande Americano is incredible, he should team with Chad Gable - @makoncrayley.bsky.social #WrestleSky 🤼

Episode 6 (at a great delay which was lengthened by me also forgetting to announce the release) is here as we look back at the Turning Pointiest of TNA Turning Points, back in 2009 before HH ruined everything #WrestleSky 🤼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXd...

Hirooki Goto is finally world champ. I fucking love pro wrestling. #wrestlesky

After a long and arduous process, Episode 5 is finally here! The infamous 05/06/2000 WCW Nitro was an ordeal to get through, but is it really as bad as the reputation suggests or have things been blown out of proportion? #WrestleSky 🤼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywMn... open.spotify.com/episode/5oHB...

Triple H's Hall of Fame induction should be like that one Antonio Inoki moment where the entire locker room lines up to get slapped, but in this case they line up to take a Pedigree. #WrestleSky

Today, on Episode 4 of Three Way Dance, we peep the first Super J Cup. We'll fill that cup to the best of our ability. Gedo looks like a total weirdo and Great Sasuke does the iconic Great Sasuke botch. youtu.be/TdGH82xvOHU #wrestlesky

@truthmagnum.bsky.social Ok, after listening to Omega's new theme I need you to consider the following: Outrunners theme written and performed by Stan Bush.

ZSJ vs Shota Umino was a very solid 23 minute match that had a 20 minute growth attached to it for some reason. #WrestleSky

Episode 3 of Three Way Dance is here. We have a look at the second Dragon Gate USA show, Open the Untouchable Gate, where we ask the important questions, such as "why did CIMA try to sodomize The Brian Kendrick?" That's a genuine question from this show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsoJ...

Episode 2 is here! We switch gears from one of the most iconic wrestling events ever to what looks like a random episode of SmackDown. Catch us looking back at a special show for @makoncrayley.bsky.social, as we go over the 10th November 2006 episode of SmackDown! #WrestleSky 🤼 youtu.be/wkwDjI-zQqk

Episode 2 of Three Way Dance is here. We check out my first wrestling show: A late 2006 Smackdown where King Booker defends the world title and Batista does two different TNA finishers against Finlay. youtu.be/wkwDjI-zQqk #WrestleSky

It's time! Join @alirockog.bsky.social, @makoncrayley.bsky.social and @ryschramm.bsky.social on the debut of The Three Way Dance! On our premiere episode, we spend far too long talking about one of the most iconic WWE PPVs of all time: WrestleMania X7! #WrestleSky 🤼 youtu.be/G4QFfrnL0hg?...

I've got a brand new podcast, Three Way Dance. Come listen to me, @alirockog.bsky.social and @ryschramm.bsky.social ramble on about Wrestlemania 17 for way too long. Episode 2 out in two weeks and that should hopefully remain the stable going forward. @3waydancepod.bsky.social youtu.be/G4QFfrnL0hg

I think Professional Wrestling is pretty... *reads rapidly smearing text off of sweaty palm* OOOO. fuckin' nailed it.