Like clockwork 🤼‍♂️ *Aggregators say Meltzer reported something incorrect* "He's a hack! He's a fraud! He's-" *Inevitably Meltzer's 'report' was him riffing and speculating on a podcast, not a report* ".....well this is still his fault! He should know better than to..."

The sheer irony of people saying they want politics out of wrestling then insist that the best time to be a wrestling fan was when Hulk Hogan would come to the ring waving an American flag and beat up a heel whose only characteristic was "Not American" (or Sgt Slaughter) 🤼‍♂️

My DM is starting up a new adventure and has tols us to make our characters as powerful and/or broken as we want Make no mistake, this is not an invitation, this is a dare

Might be a deep cut but.....I wonder if that parking lot brawl will have a spot involving a car stereo..... 🤼‍♂️

I hate Moxley for making me forget that I love the man

Damn, womens tag titles are main eventing? 9/10 times I'd be thrilled and say they deserve it, but we got 3 title matches tonight, Babes of Wrath aren't dropping those titles (I assume) so that tells me no title changes tonight 🤼‍♂️

Tony Khan "Oh, shit, Gabe get out there and shut him up, I got enough people in the main event to book right now" 🤼‍♂️

I love how Michael Cole is basically saying "We aren't allowed to talk about Danielson" 🤼‍♂️

For the record, I've seen people so desperate to discredit the Patriots that they said it was CHEATING that Tom Brady willingly took a lower pay than other elite QB's so the team had more wiggle room with the salary cap 🏈

Can't wait for the discourse to start around the Patriots and #CamoGate 😆

I'm not saying I wouldn't love to see Ciampa in AEW, but I have to be completely honest with myself It would almost entirely be because I know Tony Khan would 100% shell out money to get Psycho Killer 🤼‍♂️

The worst part of Kraven the Hunter bombing is you only get one chance to tell the collective audience "Look, I know some of the films in this universe sucked, but trust me, I think you'll like this one" and you wasted it on that Next film could be GREAT but nobody will trust it

Here's a random fun fact: Finn Balor has never challenged for the WWE Championship He's challenged for the World Heavyweight, he's challenged for and *been* Universal Champion, ditto the NXT Championship, but he's never been in a match where the WWE title was on the line 🤼‍♂️

It's just funny to me that some fans get mad about the in-ring looking too choreographed but get mad at a promo that doesn't sound like a rehearsed Broadway soliloquy 🤼‍♂️

The one comic thing that will always throw me off is that Dr. Victor Fries' villain name is Mr. Freeze

I don't like The Righteous for reasons that are 100% out of their control 🤼‍♂️ ....those reasons mostly being they just act as a constant reminder how shitty the ending of Far Cry 5 was

Patriots in the snow, it's a beautiful thing

Batman Begins remains the best Batman movie, as well as best Superhero movie I will not be fielding questions

I appreciate that MJF took a second to clarify Bandido will be a future World Champion "In AEW" You're already going to beat him down, no need to undercut his ROH title 🤼‍♂️

Mogul Embassy? 👀 🤼‍♂️

Standby Matches are something I LOVE, it's just such great worldbuilding "Kenny Omega had time booked later tonight, he instead came out earlier, so we have some free time to fill, luckily we have matches on standby just for such an event" 🤼‍♂️

Like, I get it, PAC's a bastard, he was a heel, he almost crippled Darby before the match even began But....man, I still can't get over feeling like Darby was an asshole there 🤣 🤼‍♂️

Don't you dare walk this back The Funkasaurus debut was one of the greatest moments in WWE that year

Shit like this Cory in the House stuff is why cagematch had to start regulating match ratings 🤼‍♂️

I asked my two Puro friends to come up with an old school AJPW tag team name for Mark Davis and Jake Doyle .....I'm sad to say they failed the mission successfully 🤼‍♂️

I found myself jamming with a song my wife was playing and found out she was in a bad mood and was playing her "angry" playlist That's when we learned her "angry playlist" is literally just "Ryan's high school/college playlist"

Watching this Packers/Bears game reminds me of an early episode of Young Sheldon where Sheldon apparently did the math and mathematically you're always better off going for it on 4th than punting ...and damn if the bears aren't making a semi-convincing case

Imagine celebrating an interception that cost your team 30 yards

Random midnight anime musings

Just so we're clear, if the Jaguars beat the Bills, Josh Hines-Allen gets to become Josh Allen, and Josh Allen has to become Josh Patrick Allen

Vacating titles to me is always the lamest way for a title reign to end Especially when it's not injury based, because you're basically burying the division on your way out "none of you are good enough to take it and I don't want it anymore" Yes I AM still bitter about Asuka 🤼‍♂️

Way too many people in Pro Wrestling, fans, wrestlers, management, and media alike, dismiss almost all criticisms as "they're just mad they didn't get what they wanted" Which is only the case if "what they wanted" is "something good" 🤼‍♂️

It's just a huge pet peeve of mine, promoting a title match but then not giving fans that title match is not the purpose of "card subject to change" 🤼‍♂️

Whenever I see an anime sub/manga purist who *insists* that translations be direct and are staunchly anti-localization, this scene always plays in my head

And with that, farewell to what I dubbed 5 years ago as: 🤼‍♂️

I don't usually let my non-wrestling sports related bitterness out but.... If Drake Maye doesn't win the MVP, then the name of the LA Rams' QB will officially be changed to Statt Padford

It's not even that 🤼‍♂️ I say this all the time, and people call me a liar and I just respond "you....weren't....there" But...people legitimately were pushing that someone like *shudders* Ted DiBiase Jr be the one to end the streak

I guess it's because I hang out in different circles, but I see everyone on here post WK going "What's with the sudden Jake Lee hate?" and I'm just like "....sudden?" 🤼‍♂️ To quote one person from that circle: "Fuck Jake Lee. He been ass since AJPW"

So, just so I'm following, Drew's big plot is to challenge Cody to a 3 stages of hell match, where he has to win 2 falls to become champion, despite failing all this time to even beat him once? 🤼‍♂️

Assassin's Creed Mirage kind of got slept on but it's geuinely like the best Assassin's Creed game in years, mainly because it FEELS like an Assassin's Creed game from before when they kept trying to "recapture the feeling"

I don't know who needs to hear this, but married people on here: It's time to cancel your spouse's Hallmark Movies Now subscription

Alright, since the year is over time to start the new year with the first annual 🤼‍♂️ RYAN SCHRAMM PRO WRESTLING AWARDS SHOW 🤼‍♂️ Let's begin: "Hangman" Adam Page This concluded the Ryan Schramm Pro Wrestling Awards Show

Welp, it's been a year and a half, but I admit I was wrong in spring of 2024 when I said Willow wasn't getting her title back 🤼‍♂️

Fittingly that is one of the key characteristics of being a main character 🤼‍♂️

I get unreasonably annoyed at Amazon's "based on your recent purchase" notifications "You recently bought an HDMI splitter, here are others!" I already bought it.....do you think I'm just constantly in need of one HDMI port to connect to 2 or more?

AEW at its creative peak was the place that had stories fans would argue about 5 different ways a story could go, then AEW comes up with a 6th that's equally brilliant I felt a little of that here, I'm actually intrigued to see where it goes 🤼‍♂️ ...plus a title being taken off Okada is always good

My goal for wealth used to be "make enough where I don't get concerned over the price of jerky" I think I'll amend it to "make enough where I can casually go to paid DnD sessions every week" I just checked out startplaying and while some are reasonable, $35 a week? Really?

I'm not saying everyone needs to be happy or like MJF or anything but....I'm going to bang this drum again We need to have a conversation about people with revisionist history acting like MJF's whole reign was bad as opposed to like, the last couple months, really only once Adam Cole got injured 🤼‍♂️

This one's on me, everyone I said I'd be happy with any result in the main event outside of Joe retaining My bad 🤼‍♂️