Silvia Night, Eurovision 2006: "you vote some UGLY people from FINLAND that don't even have a REAL makeup artist! and you don't vote me because I'm not, you know, I'm not a SLUT from HOLLAND and I'm not a UGLY fucking old BITCH from SWEDEN" Greek reporter: "this is not.... good, why-" SN: "FUCK YOU"

The latest episode of The Record Doctor is now live over at our new home, @hearthis.at! I’m counting down my TOP 30 tracks from Kylie Minogue’s TENSION & TENSION II—a celebration of pure joy and Kylie perfection! 🔗 therecorddoctor.com

Happy 36th Birthday to Madonna’s Like A Prayer, perhaps the greatest and most perfect pop song of all time. Listen to my 2 hour deep dive from 2019 into the song’s album hearthis.at/therecorddoc...

Getting Top 5 in #Sanremo if female.

Last night russians hit the Chornobyl New Safe Confinement by a drone. According to Prezident Zelensky, it was an intentional strike. Yes, it's dangerous if you ask. There's a reason why this thing is called a safe confinement. It protects people from radiation, now it's broken. #UkrainianView

Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is… The STUbstance.

Might need surgery on my back for my continued spine/slipped disc issues, and if that’s the case I can’t go to Kylie next week — this’ll devastate me as a dear friend gave me 2 tickets the other day. Pls pray that my new tablets work tonight! Terrified of surgery ngl

My divine inspiration for the GI Jane and Alien 3 photoshop!!

Is it just me or are Charlotte Tibury adverts with her speaking direct to camera actually incredibly soothing? I think this might be my version of ASMR?! I’d pay good subscription money to the Sleep app if they got her to read some bedtime stories for it, I adore her

Happy Valentines Day Swarm x

Can’t get Abracadabra out of my head and tbh I don’t want it out of there either

Thinking about My Queen

Waiting for that hole in the ground to consume me again

Anyway goodnight

Thinking!!!

*Madonna Like A Prayer voice* God?

Yes.

Absolutely

Thinking

Counting down my Top 60 Songs of 2024 this Friday afternoon on @therecorddoctor.bsky.social! Only on Mixcloud from 1PM AEDST.

Awake

Goodnight

Awake

2025 goals: antihistamine sponsorship

Taking out the washing at 4:38AM

Not me thinking everybody saying ‘Roo Residency’ meant that Gizz were finally doing an Aussie tour… it’s like Madonna not bringing 80% of her tours here all over again — except that she doesn’t LIVE HERE 😭

I’m so tired

Working on my 2024 lists for the show (plus another special incoming episode with a guest) and there was SO much incredible music last year. Proving hard to narrow everything down

Where is Tito when you really need him

If a sinkhole opened up near me at all today I honestly think I would have just jumped into it

Where is Tito when you really need him

Truly macabre to whip this song out every day this week after I say or do something new to be embarrassed about, but I have

Yugoslavia is long dead, Palestine is being flattened to rubble and their tormentors are still in Eurovision, Trump is the next US President, Melania is AWOL… thank god we have Confessions on a Dance Floor the Sequel to live for in 2025 because literally fuck all of this shit

My life has truly turned into a parody of itself at this point my friends

Not me being psychic with this tweet l

If The Purge had existed in real life I reckon I would’ve volunteered myself to be the first victim, everything is a complete shit-show

Sky Ferreira - Everything is embarrassing.mp3

Alive

Maybe I’ll go back to bed

Awake

GrugCX

I am… very uncomfortable

Thinking about living in denial from now on

Awake and Thinking.

Madonna on a giant disco cross please save me

But wow, what a moment