Fashion Police Update - Dude downtown wearing a tunic, leggings, hooded short cloak & wooden shoes. Two thumbs up if you are auditioning for a Renaissance festival! Two thumbs down if this is your typical daywear. Robin Hood called, he wants his look back. #FPU #anglosaxon

The whopping bee aggregation is one of the largest and oldest ever recorded, according to a new study

Wearing new sandals around the house to break them in and get ready. The last time I did this, it snowed the next day. ❄️ You have been warned…

Doing yard work under the watchful gaze of a Mourning Dove. Feel like I am being judged. 🐦 #littleblackbeadyeyes

Note to Brock, who keeps texting - As I replied when you demanded to know "WTF is going on!!" - I don't know you. Dude, even in this amazing digital age, you have been the victim of the most quaint and old-school of mistakes, a wrong number.

Fashion Police Update - Gyro dude complimented my hair... Guy selling meat out of a truck likes my style. 🙂 #FPU

Guy one table over looks like an extra on the "Sopranos." Is he being ironic?

“Malicious Sloppiness” is a great name for a punk band! 🗣🎸🎼🎼 #fascistemperorhasnoclothes

Fashion Police Update - Dude at Stein Haus playing pool like it's a full body contact sport - 2 thumbs down 👎🏽👎🏽 for outrageous fleece hat combined with black leather jacket and animal claw necklace. The Maasai called, they want their jewelry back. #FPU

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Sure sign of Spring - near 3-way collision of rollerbladers, skate boarder and jogger. #lookout

Having a reoccurring dream that I forget to empty the dishwasher. Which is extra weird because I don't have a dishwasher. 🍽️ 💦 Interpretations?

Note to guy at Kwik Trip with a skinny mustache waxed into little curlicues - Two thumbs up 👍🏽👍🏽!You'd think that would look odd, but it's really working for you. Say “hi” to the rest of your barbershop quartet for me. 👋🏽

Note from the Department of "Duh" - Peanut butter jar label includes helpful "Contains Peanuts" statement. 🥜🥜

Mood…

Be a person. Find solace and comfort where you can and offer to others whenever able. It’s about surviving and escaping the traps of war, so we can have freedom to make better choices again. But first we have to get out of the trap itself. As long as we are in it, try your best, be a good neighbor

Note to neighbors - A guilty conscience compels me to confess that I am the idiot who unwittingly planted the tall yellow tansy that has seeded itself EVERYWHERE. You might need a pick axe to pull up the root balls & don't let it get established in the cracks of your sidewalk or driveway. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Not sure what neighbor is having for dinner, but it seems complicated & requires a minimum of 3 Dudes huddled around the grill at all times. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy Caturday from Tim! 🐈‍⬛ Go forth and do good… #catsofbluesky #cats #thingsthatmakemesmile

When you are very large but your box is very deep... 📦😸 #cats #thingsthatmakemesmile

If I had a long sticky tongue like an anteater I would use it to lick up the tasty bits at the bottom of the tall Blue Diamond Dark Chocolate Oven Roasted Almonds bag. #tasty

Had a weird dream that I volunteered at a community garden. We packaged edamame for food shelves. One day I realized - “Hey, this isn't a community garden! it is a massive privately owned conventional soybean field and the farmer is getting free labor and selling to grocery stores. So I quit going…

Just show love and acceptance to everyone you meet! Gender is wild and culturally rooted going back 400,000 years and trans people have existed for as long as we have- trans is HUMAN (and likely even primate), if that is difficult to fathom eat razors ❤️

Cat stole a fortune cookie and ate it. This was the fortune lying among the crumbs - "You will be pleasantly surprised soon. Lucky numbers 20, 41, 12, 27, 45, 36." #cats

Note to squirrel determined to build a condo in the roof over the deck - this is not my first squirrel eviction rodeo. Though I admire your cute face and the way you can eat hanging upside down while grasping a branch with one foot, we will not be cohabiting. Game on. 🐿️🚫

“Battle: Los Angeles" is laughably awful. Sci-fi with every war movie cliche - a tormented leader, racially/ethnically balanced platoon, sobbing orphans, gal with a gun wins the guys' respect, noble sacrifice, long mid-battle speeches about how Marines don't retreat/lose/cry/leave buddies behind.

In this grim & fraught time I am engaged in that hopeful & fragile exercise = planting seeds. To feed my family & friends, to nourish the bees 🐝, to engage the soil & invest for future crops. #farmyouryard

Mood…

Caturday - our Theo. I spy with my little eye... 😺 #catsofbluesky #thingsthatmakemesmile

It looks like the inhabitants that live behind the boulevard tree door had a crazy party... How magic is that mushroom? 🎉🧚🏾‍♂️🧚 #yardart

Binge watched “Wild, Wild Country” with Spouse. A crazy true story that reminds one that per usual, in the end it always comes down to sex and money. 🙏🏽💋💰 #peoplebepeople

Bought an organic cabbage on special for St Patrick’s Day and plan on stir frying it with Indian spices. Not pretending. #imnotirish #Albagubràth!

Stress-eating through the apocalypse. By the time we are on the other side of this I will have gained 40 pounds 😾.

Note to gal that backed her pretty light green BMW into the concrete planter downtown - That might not have happened if you weren't talking on your phone. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy Caturday from Decal “Dangerman” Quill 🐈 #catsofbluesky #thingsthatmakemesmile

College basketball - large people running back & forth, jumping up & down, much awkward bro-hugging. 🏀 #NotThatIntoIt #yawn

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

Annual "Interesting Things Melting Out of Snowbanks" survey is CANCELED due to - climate change (marginal snow/summer weather in March); new waste hauling system (mandatory sealed garbage carts); everybody apparently behaving themselves (no booze containers & underwear strewn around boulevards).

There is a very good looking couch sitting on the boulevard on Mississippi Street. If a dog doesn't pee on it, someone is going to get lucky. 🛋️

Here we go…. 😑

I have the same IKEA alarm clock that Officer Jon Cooper has on his night stand in season 3 of "Southland." ⏰

Happy Caturday! This is Declan “Dangerman” Quill looking coy… 😸 #caturday #thingsthatmakemesmile #catsofbluesky

Had 5 big pretzel rods and a glass of wine for dinner. I know better. Right now, I don't care. 🥨🍷

Mood…

Note to owners of gray house on King Street - sparrows are dragging in nesting material and building a condo underneath the sill of one of your upstairs windows. Now would be the time to serve an eviction notice. 🐦 #gaia

If you write on the outside of an orange with a black Sharpie the ink soaks through to the fruit. Found that out the hard way. 🍊🖊️ #Fail