Without downloading any new pics, use one to describe your gender

*Me now trying to warn me from 10 minutes ago when I woke up not to learn "What the fuck is American Canyon?"

Don't mind me, just a moldy bag of bones.

I'll block every mother fucker on Bluesky if I have to.

Oh I guess it's time to bring this back from my days so very long ago on Xitter. *To the tune of the Kit-Kat theme* ~Tankies are trash, Tankies are trash Tankies will always And forever be trash~

Gavin backers can go kick rocks.

Slept on my shoulder wrong. Can barely move my arm. Truly the start of a good day -_-.

This might legitimately be the prettiest breakfast sandwich I've ever seen.

Telling my fiance I hear lightning to her utter confusion so I can trick her into looking at me, holding a picture of Lightning McQueen up on my phone as I whisper "Ker-chow" She yelled at me for five minutes straight. I love her so much. I have done this before. I will do this again.

A not-insubstantial number of people seem to be just *convinced* that The Democrats have a magic wand that they simply choose not to use at their disposal.

Schumer didn't negotiate this and voted against it and released a statement against it and is reported to have tried to push the eight who voted for it to not do so. But other than all of that, I guess this is totally Schumer's fault somehow.

Thousand Year Door remaster for $30 for Black Friday is TEMPTING.

Blocked one person I was mutuals with today already. I will not hesitate to block more if you put misinformation on my timeline. Don't test a bitch I'm in a bad mood.

#DeadMall #BloomingtonIL #BloomingtonNormal #BloNo #deadmalls Eastland Mall in Bloomington, IL.

I am so glad that most of the people I see online talking about politics aren't actually in politics. Some of you have the political instincts of a koala.

A lot of people on here whose political intelligence seems to boil down to "Why don't the Democrats just eat the Republicans?" With every ounce of sincerity.

I wish this last month hadn't kicked my ass so hard. I really need to knuckle down and work on reading enough to get my DnD campaign started. I feel like I'm letting my friends down. 😓

Putting this back out there because it's halfway to the goal

If you see this, post an anime you love.

Among other things, last night was a demonstration of the abject moral necessity to tell doomers to fuck off.

If you’re trashing Dems today go ahead and unfollow me. You have lost the plot in a major way.

I definitely don't have any patience for Dem on Dem dunking tonight. The moderates won and that's great. The leftists won and that's great. The Republican lost, and that is GREAT.

And just like Code Red, despite not having any real attachment to it, I fucking love this thing.

How the fuck does the One Piece live action just consistently nail every casting choice.

No, Brianna, you picked a side. You stay over THERE.

Anyway the Hello Kitty question earlier is because we were at Wal-Mart and found this. Dolls are usually @thedoctorwho.bsky.social's thing but I couldn't pass her up.

General question: Who's your favorite Hello Kitty/Sanrio character? I'm probably being too obvious when I say mine is Kuromi. But it's Kuromi. Followed by Badtz-Maru and Mr. Ton from Aggretsuko.

What the FUCK do you mean there's a Mineru villager now?!

America is at its best when it embraces all Americans and those trying to be American. Same thing applies to the Union Army in the Civil War - anyone who wanted to go kill slavers was welcome, equipped, and trained. Most draftees came from people literally straight off the boat.

Just a heads-up. If you follow me and support Platner, unfollow me. You should probably block me too. I will scream at you. I WILL SCREAM AT YOU.

Reject blood and soil nationalism everywhere it festers

I feel like it should be later than it is

I can't believe Sakurai invented capitalism.

The guy worked for Blackwater, had a Nazi tattoo for decades, and was making racist comments and using gay slurs into his mid-thirties. I am drowning in flop sweat and judging the hell out of anyone still defending him

"Democrats are picking Mills over Platner! Fucking shitlibs!" ... One photo later "Democrats are defending and protecting Platner! Fucking shitlibs!" *Stares directly at screen while camera slowly pans in.*

Alright Bungie, I'll DL Destiny 2 again to at least pick up this year's Halloween armor since I have enough bright dust to buy it 3x over and the hunter armor may legitimately be my favorite set you've ever made. You know just in case you're ever worth coming back to.

Also Bernie is dogshit at picking allies, building coalitions or delegating things around him - and even worse at course correcting. Him backing Platner then doubling down on it AFTER the tattoo reveal is completely in character. It's why I've never voted for him. He'd fucking suck as president.

I patiently await the "Oh, sure. A Jewish news source WOULD say this." Without a shred of irony or introspection from certain segments of the online left.

Looking at the behavior of the online left on this site over the past week and once again noting that their claim that "liberals will be eager to rehabilitate fascists" was just a huge act of projection.

Down with cringe Marxists, up with Wine Moms!

Haha. Guess I'm awake now. Fuck.

I'm horrified at myself for possibly coming up with an actual peep-dish izza recipe

What an absolutely perfect little freak.

I'm so tired of this shit

And now the waters out. Today fucking blows man.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BIG MOUTH IS FINALLY BACK IN THE SHOP. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO YEARS.