the median voter, ladies and gentlemen

there is truly nothing i want to watch less than this

yeah that makes sense i gue— NON-COLLEGE??????

[House MD if house wasn’t witty] foreman: house, you’re overdoing it with the pills, you’re popping them like they’re pez candies, i would have assumed you’d want to keep safe the one redeeming quality you still have— your brain. house: fuck you fuck you fuck you i hate you

yeah i’m sort of an empath you could say

somehow an even better movie on rewatch

round 2

it’s so fucking hard being correct all the time

it’s actually surreal watching Steel Ball Run. I remember when the Stone Ocean adaptation was announced and I literally couldn’t believe it. and yet here we are

Noticing a bizarre phenomenon where “principled leftists” are becoming increasingly incapable of caring about 2 things at once. Yes, Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza— and antisemitism is bad!! It’s not “prioritizing Jewish feelings” to care about both things at the same time!!

steel ball run tomorrow, what the actual fuck

YuYu Hakusho might be the greatest anime of all time. What a pleasure to watch, all of it.

why does koenma lowkey have that shit ON

you’re so right!!!! we should never ever ask more of our representatives!!!! we should eat the neo-lib idpol slop we’re given!!! a better future isn’t possible!!!! yes!! fuck yes!!!!

extremely bizarre to tweet this when Trump’s actual spiritual advisor was convicted of child sex abuse like less than 5 months ago

oh on god?

delegating time-intensive schemes to my underling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

so glad i never fucked with TYT

a transcendent experience. everyone must see this

many people are saying that the curling medals are actually more prestigious than the hockey ones. that’s just what they’re saying

but what if you have to sneak? for a friend?

The plan is simple. Make Alysa Liu fall in love with me

ME: President Trump must answer for his crimes. This lawlessness cannot— (hot pink playing cards explode around my face) GAMBIT: Watch y' tone, cher. Dat man pregnant wit my own petit bébé.

*news anchor being handed a piece of paper from offscreen* and, i’m being told just now that greg bovino is currently being put in “the device”

last episode of MHA was sweet, good finale :)

the leafs have whatever the opposite of the clutch gene is

oh fuck yeah dude

hitting the ultimate woke: “happy holidays to all those who celebrate 😊”

Wordle 1,644 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 yeah i’m fucking goated

?????

wait i’m goated

the lion doesn’t concern himself with that pain radiating down his left arm

saw some discourse floating around on twitter, so i just have to say: Carrie and Lowell is one of the greatest albums of all time. period. it is hauntingly, heartachingly, teeth-kickingly beautiful, and i would do anything to hear this album for the first time again. that is all on the matter 👍

might rewatch Barry

Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!

writing an open letter to the mouse in my apartment

can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy

put it in the louvre

bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂

eric lauer’s arm tomorrow

let’s fucking do this jays. let’s fucking do this

You’ve got a diamond 💎 You’ve got nine men 🍁 You’ve got a hat 🧢 a bat 🦇 and that’s not all 🍁 You’ve got the bleachers 🏟️ Got ‘Em from spring till fall 🌸 You got a dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 And the umpires call 👨‍🦯 Waddaya want? Let’s play ball ⚾️! Okay (Okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) 🍁 Let’s play ball ⚾️!