slurm king 👑
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the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!
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bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
about 1 year ago
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Aidann
about 1 year ago
Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!
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farner
17 days ago
boy, I’m parched. I could really use some fortnite battle pass
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writing an open letter to the mouse in my apartment
19 days ago
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can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy
about 1 month ago
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put it in the louvre
about 1 month ago
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bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂
about 1 month ago
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eric lauer’s arm tomorrow
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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let’s fucking do this jays. let’s fucking do this
about 1 month ago
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You’ve got a diamond 💎 You’ve got nine men 🍁 You’ve got a hat 🧢 a bat 🦇 and that’s not all 🍁 You’ve got the bleachers 🏟️ Got ‘Em from spring till fall 🌸 You got a dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 And the umpires call 👨🦯 Waddaya want? Let’s play ball ⚾️! Okay (Okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) 🍁 Let’s play ball ⚾️!
about 2 months ago
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I LOVE THE JAYS SO MUCH
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about 2 months ago
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holy shit i’m shaking, i’m about to throw up
about 2 months ago
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“ocean waves, bob. just like ocean waves.”
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about 2 months ago
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sean penn’s character in this movie:
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about 2 months ago
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i know i’m late to the party but… nw:
about 2 months ago
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?????
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about 2 months ago
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jays fan who’s going to be okay
about 2 months ago
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hey bluesky
about 2 months ago
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can i get a “Poshanka!” from my bluesky peeps?
about 2 months ago
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Fred Thompson
2 months ago
Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind
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enjoying silksong a lot
2 months ago
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the last 15 minutes of the adam friedland/ritchie torres interview is genuinely some of the best journalism i’ve ever seen. adam bares his soul to ritchie about his concerns and fears about Israel as a jewish person from South Africa who has lived in Israel, and torres just deflects the entire time
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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can check! ☀️
4 months ago
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5 months ago
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it’s truly unbelievable what kentaro miura was able to do. even in panels that aren’t particularly/uniquely detailed, he was able to convey so much emotion. what a gift he was
5 months ago
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update: holy shit lol
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5 months ago
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watching berserk (1997) for the first time…
5 months ago
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lol. lmao
6 months ago
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i can’t believe zohran won, and did so convincingly in the FIRST ROUND of ranked choice voting. a truly historic, momentous occasion for New Yorkers and for progressives across the entire country ♥️
6 months ago
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Brendel
6 months ago
I feel like everyone who is 20 years old should start watching dad movies like The Pelican Brief and the Hunt for Red October because I like them and want more of them and they might even like them idk
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wint
6 months ago
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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JD Vance watching this play out, fully erect
6 months ago
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onion person
6 months ago
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
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donald trump jr. throwing himself off a balcony after this Tommen-style
6 months ago
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Prem Thakker ツ
6 months ago
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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Alejandra Caraballo
6 months ago
OH MY GOD
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Big Felix
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people get mad at me when i spit on the ground in the street, like i’m sorry my mouth is mucusful bro 💔
7 months ago
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mods are asleep post your favorite milchick:
8 months ago
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Mild Severance Spoilers: this is as close as you can get to a perfect shot
9 months ago
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what the fuck severance
9 months ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
9 months ago
This is literally how Trump won both times
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yeah man schumer broke the party, an otherwise completely perfect apparatus that until this very moment was smoothly running and competently represented its constituency’s desires.
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9 months ago
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Tim Heidecker doing skit debates with Sam Seder will never not be hilarious
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9 months ago
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that severance episode was amazing, idk what the fuck people are talking about
9 months ago
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10 months ago
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THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
10 months ago
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tramell tillman is actually so fucking good in severance it’s unreal
10 months ago
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