slurm king 👑
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the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!
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bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
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can i get a “Poshanka!” from my bluesky peeps?
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Fred Thompson
6 days ago
Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind
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enjoying silksong a lot
6 days ago
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the last 15 minutes of the adam friedland/ritchie torres interview is genuinely some of the best journalism i’ve ever seen. adam bares his soul to ritchie about his concerns and fears about Israel as a jewish person from South Africa who has lived in Israel, and torres just deflects the entire time
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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can check! ☀️
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3 months ago
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it’s truly unbelievable what kentaro miura was able to do. even in panels that aren’t particularly/uniquely detailed, he was able to convey so much emotion. what a gift he was
3 months ago
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update: holy shit lol
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3 months ago
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watching berserk (1997) for the first time…
4 months ago
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lol. lmao
4 months ago
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i can’t believe zohran won, and did so convincingly in the FIRST ROUND of ranked choice voting. a truly historic, momentous occasion for New Yorkers and for progressives across the entire country ♥️
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Brendel
4 months ago
I feel like everyone who is 20 years old should start watching dad movies like The Pelican Brief and the Hunt for Red October because I like them and want more of them and they might even like them idk
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wint
4 months ago
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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JD Vance watching this play out, fully erect
4 months ago
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onion person
4 months ago
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
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donald trump jr. throwing himself off a balcony after this Tommen-style
4 months ago
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Prem Thakker ツ
4 months ago
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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Alejandra Caraballo
4 months ago
OH MY GOD
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pfc. italian beef
5 months ago
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people get mad at me when i spit on the ground in the street, like i’m sorry my mouth is mucusful bro 💔
5 months ago
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mods are asleep post your favorite milchick:
7 months ago
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Mild Severance Spoilers: this is as close as you can get to a perfect shot
7 months ago
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what the fuck severance
7 months ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
7 months ago
This is literally how Trump won both times
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yeah man schumer broke the party, an otherwise completely perfect apparatus that until this very moment was smoothly running and competently represented its constituency’s desires.
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7 months ago
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Tim Heidecker doing skit debates with Sam Seder will never not be hilarious
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7 months ago
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that severance episode was amazing, idk what the fuck people are talking about
7 months ago
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8 months ago
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THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
8 months ago
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tramell tillman is actually so fucking good in severance it’s unreal
8 months ago
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here’s how the chiefs can still win— 1/24
8 months ago
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“but it’s worth noting that–” no it isn’t. nuh uh
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9 months ago
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this beach doesn’t have fortnite or rocket league, what is even the fucking point in being here
9 months ago
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someone tell zach hadel that jimmy carter just died
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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fanduel ads on tinder this is a dead culture
10 months ago
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19 now :)
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10 months ago
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17 pull ups in a row, very very happy :)
10 months ago
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I have never seen someone hate someone else more than Adam Friedland hates Destiny
10 months ago
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I actually kinda can’t even believe this is real
10 months ago
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Made a coffee, ate a bagel, took a poop
10 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Aidann
11 months ago
Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!
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can you please just leave me alone man
10 months ago
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jestin
about 2 years ago
MY BRO: MORON..that was the worst impromptu “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard 🤦 we can never show our faces at Sock’s Co-op again. ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
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