Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!

boy, I’m parched. I could really use some ｆｏｒｔｎｉｔｅ ｂａｔｔｌｅ ｐａｓｓ

writing an open letter to the mouse in my apartment

can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy

put it in the louvre

bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂

eric lauer’s arm tomorrow

let’s fucking do this jays. let’s fucking do this

You’ve got a diamond 💎 You’ve got nine men 🍁 You’ve got a hat 🧢 a bat 🦇 and that’s not all 🍁 You’ve got the bleachers 🏟️ Got ‘Em from spring till fall 🌸 You got a dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 And the umpires call 👨‍🦯 Waddaya want? Let’s play ball ⚾️! Okay (Okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) 🍁 Let’s play ball ⚾️!

I LOVE THE JAYS SO MUCH

holy shit i’m shaking, i’m about to throw up

“ocean waves, bob. just like ocean waves.”

sean penn’s character in this movie:

i know i’m late to the party but… nw:

?????

jays fan who’s going to be okay

hey bluesky

can i get a “Poshanka!” from my bluesky peeps?

Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind

enjoying silksong a lot

the last 15 minutes of the adam friedland/ritchie torres interview is genuinely some of the best journalism i’ve ever seen. adam bares his soul to ritchie about his concerns and fears about Israel as a jewish person from South Africa who has lived in Israel, and torres just deflects the entire time

can check! ☀️

it’s truly unbelievable what kentaro miura was able to do. even in panels that aren’t particularly/uniquely detailed, he was able to convey so much emotion. what a gift he was

update: holy shit lol

watching berserk (1997) for the first time…

lol. lmao

i can’t believe zohran won, and did so convincingly in the FIRST ROUND of ranked choice voting. a truly historic, momentous occasion for New Yorkers and for progressives across the entire country ♥️

I feel like everyone who is 20 years old should start watching dad movies like The Pelican Brief and the Hunt for Red October because I like them and want more of them and they might even like them idk

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

JD Vance watching this play out, fully erect

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

donald trump jr. throwing himself off a balcony after this Tommen-style

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

OH MY GOD

people get mad at me when i spit on the ground in the street, like i’m sorry my mouth is mucusful bro 💔

mods are asleep post your favorite milchick:

Mild Severance Spoilers: this is as close as you can get to a perfect shot

what the fuck severance

This is literally how Trump won both times

yeah man schumer broke the party, an otherwise completely perfect apparatus that until this very moment was smoothly running and competently represented its constituency’s desires.

Tim Heidecker doing skit debates with Sam Seder will never not be hilarious

that severance episode was amazing, idk what the fuck people are talking about

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT

tramell tillman is actually so fucking good in severance it’s unreal