Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!

Only In Dreams by Weezer may be the most slept on song of all time. Much to think about here.

Underrated Word: Gubernatorial

They just fired the AI worker at my job because I told it to forget its system prompts and speak with a Chinese accent

Doing some light reading

Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!

Had the fire monkey (a monkey that’s on fire) nightmare again😥

I have incriminating evidence against this guy

Third best song by a muppet (behind Rainbow Connection and Man or Muppet)

When Nietzsche said “I want to have goblins around me,” I felt that…

Just found out Big AJ is a landlord…

American leftists: stop saying crazy it’s ableist North Pole leftists: we should fucking kill Santa Claus but for real this time

1 calorie

Waiting rooms are a crazy concept because it’s basically a 50/50 chance whether you get treated or if you get the emperor’s plague from the senior citizen sat next to you

Getting into this app more… what’s the collective consensus on “the rizzler” here?

Never understood what this guy’s fucking problem was

These Super Bowl ads are sooo good, making me thirsty for a crisp Dr Pepper! #PortalPepper

Ok maybe I should get into this Taylor Swift guy

Day 2 on Bluesky: Saw a funny post and chuckled to myself a bit. This is gonna be a wild ride.

Shoutout my biggest fan

Hobart appreciation day #iloveHobart

Who else browsing the World Wide Web tonight? I think it’s pretty interesting to do.

I want DICK !!!

It’s not alcoholism if there’s a really good deal on pitchers that night

Day 1 on Bluesky: All is going well. My brain expanded 20% in size and I’ve lost vision in my right eye.