Cate Blanchett was robbed.

Sorry, but if they don't have the courage to defend the Constitution, they won't have the courage to prosecute him for war crimes.

This is gonna be worth something someday.

Doing a coin toss to see who gets this in the split.

So, if Jesus comes out of his tomb and sees his shadow, that means six more weeks of legacy reporters not asking Piggy ‘what the fuck is your problem’.

Happy Ether!

Wonders never cease. Went to bed at the reasonable hour of 12:30 and slept until 7:30. I’ve not slept 7 hours in one night in 15 years. I could stop a train today.

Imagine being able to teleport and choosing to go to a Waffle House.

The only time I’ve heard the word lid is when I’m searching for one for a container or in the 70s when I would buy a lid of pot.

There’s no way. Cockroaches don’t just die.

Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.

The only way the world will ever trust the US again is removing him from office, prosecuting him and imprisoning him. Any thing short of that is failure.

Is there a gofundme to send my support for cholesterol?

Mrs Echo, very devout and an ardent fan of quoting scripture, just assured me there is nowhere in the Bible that condemns a woman for wearing men's clothes. Allow me to introduce Deuteronomy 22:5.

The moon over LA is ominously beautiful tonight.

Just met a woman with my favorite person Karolina. She told me her parents escaped Afghanistan 30 years ago. That is the America I love.

For one hot moment I thought Martin Atkins was drumming for Fireside Relics.

They’re busy. There are little Iranian girls left to murder.

Secretary of War Crimes.

I hate it here.

jesus... republicans have lowered the bar so much that one of them constantly THREATENING to read the list makes him a hero? hey guys! should i donate a billion dollars to charity?! i might! just stay tuned! can you imagine? a billion dollars?! to charity?! i might do it! praise me!

And boy, were they!

I’m so tired tired of waiting for you to die

🎬 The amazing "Cat People" premiered in U.S. theatres 44 years ago, on April 2, 1982. It was directed by Paul Schrader, starring Nastassja Kinski, Malcolm McDowell, John Heard, Annette O'Toole, Ruby Dee and Ed Begley Jr., just to name a few. #CatPeople #Horror #16mmInferno

Was just informed to stop texting unless I’m dying or in jail.

How to become a wine snob. Buy bottles, keep drinking.

Pam Bondi made it home after a bad day

Because Kind,Please Rewind.

My cartoon in the first issue of Now Voyager, a new print magazine dedicated to long form international reporting, photography and art. Plus cartoons!

This book lays out in a very simple manner why everyone should have the right to choose. The unlikely pairing of the two protagonists is surprising but truly refreshing. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

Having eaten a salad yesterday for brunch and then a shared container of Tangy Mustard pretzels for dinner, those Chicago Dogs are gonna delicious this evening.

Denver rocknroll scene circa 1958

Never volunteer to do someone else’s dishes.

Your actual problem isn't style, it's confidence. Hm.

Asking @jennyforapenny.bsky.social about what horoscope she uses. And then I sign up. Tonight it said: The prison you fear isn’t built by others---it’s constructed from your refusal to be contained by anything or anyone, even love. Jenny, I am buying your Dogs tomorrow night!!

Every single day in April for the April Music Challenge on God's Jukebox I am posting Ariel by Dean Friedman. Every challenge, every single fucking day.

I saw an ebay listing for a used stereo. As-Is: $1 - plays at full volume only. I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

Huh, apparently it’s the 45th anniversary of John Hinckley Jr.’s failure to save the world

It is almost like a Harvard Experiment playing pool with Zoe. @pickleluvr666.bsky.social

I only realized why I suck at pool. It is math.

Perchance the greatest singer ever. ( I own everything she made, just for context.)

The true meaning of Don’t Tread On Me.

My friend Kelsey was carrying this bag today, and I have never felt so jealous in my entire life