Ben Mulroney didn't even do a good job trying to be the Canadian Ryan Seacrest.

Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize

This is so bad. Support independent journalists, folks. They're all that's left.

on vacation in the Cayman Islands this week. Went into a grocery store and saw apple and pumpkin pies are CI$9.49 each. Must be the pie rates of the Caribbean.

The last US presidential election took place at the same time as provincial elections in BC and NB. All 3 had debates the same week. Guess which the only one CBC news network showed nationally was.

My 2030 platform: a tram on Regent St a summer ferry to the northside a music venue that actually schedules hip hop shows Convert all houses in the city into 4 unit apartments by force

just announced: Jenica Atwin is running for mayor of Fredericton.

at one point this was damn close to a Caps playoff special. Outplay them, outshoot them by a 3-to-1 margin, lose 2-1.

betweeen this and the Panthers, it's time we just admit that hoping for good things coming out of hockey is a lost cause.

score more goals than the Americans and they should be fine.

Walmart without clothing or groceries + Home Depot without the lumber + AutoZone?

everything I have learned about any term ending in "-maxxing" or "-mogging" has been against my will.

Just think, this will never happen again if China bans our ice hockey.

I'm not sure, but I think Steven Dubois misses his dog Charlie.

this has annoyed the hell out of me for years. Especially that one time in the 90s (Barcelona?) CTV had the Olympics and they used it as their theme music.

at this point I'd settle for anyone who isn't a boomer white guy from the suburbs.

with the NHLers back, Canada is back to treating the entire Winter Olympics as a glorified hockey tournament. #othersportsexist

....so the first event Canada won gold at these games was in telling people to fuck off?

cc a certain local "celebrity" blogger

I’m kinda ashamed to admit how old I was when realized garlic fingers weren’t a thing outside the maritimes.

this ends with the NFL getting some country singer next year, right?

Bad Bunny mentioned Canada, here come the dozens of thinkpieces.

CTV: "we need commercial substitution in the Super Bowl so we can show ads more relevant to you" also CTV: shows an Ontario government PSA in New Brunswick

I swear every 2 years Canadians memory hole the fact that CBC butchers the opening ceremony with endless commercial breaks every time, and then act surprised when it happens.

for pure "love of the game" stuff, *nothing* will ever beat the CBC breakdancing commentators from Paris. Just a couple DJs who loved the culture and hooted and hollered through everything.

because media elitists insist we do.

posted 9 years ago.....welp.

Learning in real time why the world's billionaire class have invested so much money into a "writing and reading emails for you" machine

The last time the Patriots played the Seahawks in the Super Bowl, Katy Perry did the halftime. This means Bad Bunny will be dating Mark Carney 10 years from now. You heard it here first.

The Cunard Restaurant in Miramichi may be closing. Guess running the same ad for 30 years on local HNIC and NFL broadcasts doesn’t pay off anymore.

good day to book a trip to the Cayman Islands tbh

and the Liberal stans will say that if you in any way have a problem with this, you're in Zuck's pocket.

Media when Biden said Zelenskyy instead of Putin: breaking news, 800 graphics saying "Biden's Brain Problem," chartered private planes flying in cognition experts from ETH Zurich Media when Trump confuses Iceland with Greenland: Trump Marks One-Year Anniversary With Commanding 7-Hour Speech

Flight-tracking nerds are on the frontlines of our nation's battle of Maybe Being Excited Over Something. Whether it's a dead president or MLB signing or Taylor Swift up to some bullshit, we can all briefly look at "line on map go bloop" and, just for a brief moment, Feel Something.

If nothing else, pretty amazing Canadian PM Carney said the quiet part out loud today: international law has never been real and the ‘rules’ of the international order have never applied to the US and its allies. This may indeed be the actual death of neoliberalism. globalnews.ca/news/1162087...

after watching the entire weekend of NFL playoffs with local NB commercials on CTV, I don't want to hear one more thing about man buns ever again.

never seen the movie, but I’ve said many times this is Aerosmith’s worst song and I always get clowned for it.

waiting for the Liberal stans to explain how this is 28-dimensional chess any moment now.

I swear there was a network 10-20 years ago (Global?) that always put Stephen LeDrew on one of those panels with Ezra Levant, and he was supposed to be the Liberal.

the very idea of "MAGA rap" is about the biggest example of losing the plot in the history of anything.

This is part of the way that Canada loses its sovereignty — Canadian business elites will cheer it on

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

this. how many Americans wanted to annex Greenland a year ago?

as someone who is in a pinball league, this definitely describes some members who shall remain nameless.

ah, we've reached the annual "since when are other countries allowed to be good at hockey?" phase.

still stand by my prediction that if Trump does indeed try to go for Canada, the former mother country will not come to our aid in any way, shape or form.

There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.

So does he keep the peace prize?

Professional Politics Understander fails to Understand Politics, example 23947274:

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