I would kill to advertise in print

Valentines shoot from the archives 💌

Whenever I wear these I feel like Rick Perry when he debuted his new glasses look to try and trick people into thinking he was smart

LaGuardia Airport is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Pretty hilarious to me that the acronym for Dworkin’s anti-porn crusade org Women Against Pornography was, indeed, WAP

Made it to SF 🦋 here through Friday

Broke: does the curtain match the drapes? Woke: does the drink match the hat? 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

One of my special skills is that I can clock an Australian actor doing an American accent in a movie within .5 seconds every time

Maneater ✨ 📸 : @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Ate and left no crumbs 🙂‍↕️

I made a “dress” of roughly 40 pieces of lingerie & underwear because apparently to get views on Instagram you have to be fully dressed but I’m acutely aware everyone is there to catch me in my skivvies! Is this what we call a compromise? Tim Gunn you clocking this?

I actually think Dr. Pepper is kind of gross. Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

“Yes, Jesus Christ was cool, but you know what other great man with the initials JC worked independently of institutions/dogma, also had a mission to share the truth of love through storytelling, and probably would have turned water to wine too if he could?”

Best bathtub in the city iykyn 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Bluesky feels kind of like the Khia asylum but I hate El*n M*sk so here we are

Stay on my hip like a tamagotchi 🤖 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

If carrying around birdseed to feed the chilly pigeons is wrong I don’t want to be right. They’re New Yorkers too ❤️

Watching Heated Rivarly for my pure and unadulterated love of hockey

Never beating the spoiled lap dog allegations 💜❤️ 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

When I lose my vape I don’t need you to help look for it so much as be a witness to my experience

When I’m overstimulated I’ll get pissed off about anything. WHY IS THE ROAD SO BUMPY 🗣️

It’s true 🥹😉

Cloning his dick so I can fuck him with it >>>>>>

new crush just dropped

2025: getting spoiled 2026: getting spoiled rotten 🥂 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Christmas in Mexico was a dream and a half 🇲🇽❤️‍🔥

Rest in Piss to a paragon of French far-right extremism: the racist, homophobic, and Islamophobic Brigitte Bardot. It’s been a tough year for Marine Le Pen and to that I say: here’s to many more! 🥂

Merry Christmas! Wouldn’t you like to find me wrapped up under your tree? 🎁 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Well???

She’s just the right type of twisted & sweet 💋 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Miami looks good on me, no? 🌴

Spoiled lap dog vibes 🐶🎀 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Boston 12/5-6 Don’t miss me 💌

Recently overheard a pair of guys talking about how keeping up with Real Housewives plotlines is a good way to get pussy. And you know what? Well-played.

I’m not bad… I’m just drawn that way 😈 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Wild women don’t get the blues 💌 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Today is my birthday ☀️ happy birthday to meeeee 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Today 🥰🥰🥰 is my birthday 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

🚨 Attention Joeyverse! ‼️ My ✨30th birthday✨ is a mere one week away! If you appreciate my many blessings, here are a few ways to bless me in return ⬇️

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel

Admin day aka the only time I ever wear my glasses

I'm sick again and it sucks!! Get me something to cheer me up, I have a lot of options ✨ throne.com/carta ✨

POV you are a lucky duck 🦆

Tits out for John Carpenter 👻

Thank you, Austin ❤️‍🔥

Kitten in the sun 🐱🌞 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Hey @tryst.link - I’ve been a member for over 5 years and have been waiting on re-verification approval for 19 days and counting. What gives?

The snack that smiles back 💫

Rip Van Winkle if he slayed 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social