SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

(( shoutouts to this post i made years ago which i think legitimately upset JJ

THERES A BOMB THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY THERESA BOMB STRAPPED TO MY ITS ABOUT TO GO uhh ouhhh im outt ta blowww aaauhh im about ta blow uuauAAAAAAAA

(( the cubot album would just be penis music for several hours occasionally broken up by a hatsune miku song

aaaaand took care of him

mmmMMMmmmmmm~ so yummy ~

[ putting on noise cancelling headphones ] Now pick an appetizer Sonic. Cubot and Orbot are going to share the calamari platter and I'm going to get the Wings and Celery but it's not enough to share and also pick a drink from the back of the menu before the waitress gets back

Do you think tails’ meat would be yummy

I can SMELL the Friday night funkin particles on you ….. me likey….

I’m the cubot that Makes you old

[ on the game over screen ] shoot, ummmmm. does anybody remember what sonic's night gimmick was, i forgot

⠀ ⠀( you're a SPECIAL ⠀) ⠀( kind of idiot, cubot. ) ❝⠀yay ! I'm SPECIAL !⠀❞ ⠀ #sonicrp ⠀⠀ #mvrp ⠀