You might be able to 'catch wind', but... You sure as heck won't catch /mine!/ 💨🍃--!! Hah! See'ya!

Sometimes I like to lick my pointer and stick it up in the air! ...Not for any directional reasons. It just feels nice!

Jaywalking's /only/ a crime because it's not running!

Put a sock on your hand and walk one-legged!

Join a poodle and sit in a purse!

Stick it far up there and spin on a rotisserie!

Hey You!!! Post Nut Clarity!!! ...for Superfluous Stroke

( Those little rainbows are gonna start manifesting under my feet again whenever I run across a lake? 💧 )

You'd think running out of patience would be a good thing! ...I mean, it has the word 'running' in it! Total net positive!

You can't catch me! And there are better things to catch than me, anyway! ...You could catch a cold! I've heard good things about those. Critic reviews are raving!

It sure is great to be me! And grat/ing/ to be around me! ( Or so I hear! )

You can go anywhere

Throw it in the trash and pull it out later!

a loaf of bread and a spreading knife for your buttery little feet

Really hard to win the IDGAF war when they're making me collab with the Give A Fuck bears

token. My Faith in The lord

@speedskeet.bsky.social‬ anyone gonna grabh this one

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Aw yeah pulling it over someones curbside pickup

Damning it im damning it feels #so spiteful

Hmph, mashing on wake up, huh? Fool, my disjointed Nair comes out frame 3! You never stood a chance!

HOW LONG'S THE SHORELINE, ANYWAY? = - NALU THE LION 🌊 I MEASURE EVERY OTHER DAY. ______ a sonic oc penned by naps #sonicrp #ocrp

Aw yeah Dropped it in a ditch and just hoping there's no DNA

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hes not homeless hes just annoying

Roll the window up its sonic

Being a bottom like this does not automatically give you power fyi you have to earn that part

Meet 'n hedge kingdom, Steve!

How I be

Something happened.

Aw yeah! In line at an outback steakhouse!

Just be sitting on toilets before I even look down my ass has fallen in so many bowls

Locking all the evidence away in a box and hiding it in a secret compartment within my wall!

Social security zone

I can feel its heart beating

I love poking holes in my eyes with safety scissors until my vision scatters into a beautiful kaleidoscope

Just ran so hard I made dents in the ground

( Those little rainbows are gonna start manifesting under my feet again whenever I run across a lake? 💧 )

( The one on the right? ) ( Well, from where /he's/ standing... that would be... ) ( ...Hey, wait a minute! )

Need a hand? Or a leg? Hey, how about a shoulder? An /ear?/ I'm goin' out on a limb, here! Heheh.

everyone's been telling me to grow up

He really said like jet as hawk I rattle your nest

It really makes you think

Google glass is fucking stupid you really expect me to wear this thing on my head all the time I'd look like a god damned neanderthal