i didn't know knuckles like actually considered me his enemy. i thought we were chill

NO MORE ALTERNATE SONICS

Two sonic romance jokes in the same set? Unprofessional

What's the matter, Hedgehog? Cat got your tongue? ( Not that you'd have any complaints about THAT one, either, hoho... )

I don't know why those meddling rodents are bothering with this charade. It's obvious that Shadow has more chemistry with the BOTH of them than the two of them have with eachother.

[ Gently cradling a framed photograph of E-102 Gamma in his hands and exhaling mournfully ]

<in his fucked up tomadachi voice> fahther will be so proud of me

Hold On. Allow me to put on these Egg-o-matic Nightmare Vision Tech Goggles.

i have a sketch book filled with live laugh love sign variations i saw at hobby lobby and thought were funyn so i wrote them down so ui would remmeber it later

Metal Sonic Needs Grease from the Stove. Metal Sonic's Grease meter is Rapidly Decreasing.

Let's see if you can clear this AWESOME game.

It's over.

Hold on. I'm getting a call from my field operator.

I'm a hero in my own ways, sometimes.

Sooner said than done, my good man. Your premium *air* delivery is already underway! [ Arms outstretched, in a rather showboating pose. Nothing happens. He gives it another moment. ] [ ... Before grumpily barking into the wrist computer hidden in his sleeve. ] GET in GEAR, you laggy little--

I am two or three defeats away from beginning my plans to start an opioid crisis on South and Westside Island

sage my girl you must understand. i would curbstomp sonic and his family at any stage of their life to achieve my wonderful plans

FOR YOU

Not often worth much, no. I pondered a few hypotheticals in my head once or twice, but... ... Well. It's just not worth the effort.

Almost forgot about that little "Moebius" place. It's not really a huge point of interest for my efforts — it's little more than a sort of... "spare tire", in case things are permanently rendered inhabitable on *this* planet.

Ha-ha! Finally, I put one of those spare Metal Sonic husks to good use...

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ WELCOME TO ⠀ THE NEXT LEVEL. ⠀ #SONICRP // ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #MVRP ⠀ ⠀

. . . Dedede, that's a tomato. That's a tomato and some candy. I... appreciate the offered Refreshments, but... >>

// we're switching to the ring racer's sprite art icon.

Ho-ho! Now THAT'S what I like to hear-! Really, of course, it depends on how many of my Ring Racers you're looking to buy; we've got a small armada of them ready to ship out! ... As for *payment,* hmm... A star rod, maybe? Perhaps some Ripple Crystals, or-- oh! Is there a Clockwork Star in orbit?

Hmhmm... Well... I don't mean to bother you with the irrelevancies of currency exchange — men of OUR tastes find little value in mere green-tinted papers, no? I must admit; your planet seems to have a stockpile of interesting curiosities. For just ONE of those, I'd be happy to arrange... a barter.

Ho-hoh! Might you be interested in a little... business transaction, great king? Don't worry -- I have no intentions on putting a hole in your royal treasury. The Ring Racers are available under a reasonable price range, I assure you...

... Really? Has the novelty of those cheap plastic extreme gear boards somehow NOT worn off on you lot yet?

// i need to get into writing eggman with the deem bristow flavor. i want the Energy

// i could make an actual header but there has to be a robotonic mention in the layout somewhere

Far too many pieces in this little big game of chess.

Old man?! I'm younger than your FATHER, you know. ... well, I WOULD be, if he was, y'know... less buried.

Don't test me, brat. Or else I might be tempted to turn Soleanna into Crisis City a few hundred years early.

Mmmm... lot of projects on the itinerary...

Everyone looks rather... COZY around here, don't they? Far too cozy.

Your heart... is leading you, moving you, wanting you... #SONICRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...Follow it, just fly away! 💫

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