I can only imagine how huge I’d be if my dog didn’t also LOVE pizza

RIP David Lynch - Hello to Hamilton Venturas pricing going upppppppp

For fucks sake ignore limit for today

NYE is buying a car and driving it off the lot, instantly the value is tanked

Carry on rules

Could someone who works at Nike put an outline of Brunson looking at his own left arm after an and1 on the back outside heal of the Kobe Xray Proto’s like the Rasheed Wallace logo on the old patent leather Air Force 1 Highs they used do… but in Knick Orange? Thanks

Knuckles is such a fun show! It has the silly SNL-skit vibe that I enjoyed from the 1st movie ♥️ @adampally.bsky.social is so goofy & adorable & absolutely killin it in this show! He's serving the 🧀 & I'm fuckin here for it! Him & Knuckles are a great duo that compliment/contrast each other so well.

Home Alone is maybe my all time favorite movie, but… still, Kevin could have not looked into the camera, we woulda all been fine

Next, @gqmagazine.bsky.social super mensch Sam Schube sent me to San Francisco to shadow burgeoning comedian Steph Curry as he shot the last day of the @adampally.bsky.social sitcom 'Mr. Throwback'... www.gq.com/story/stephe...

I’m on the Oscar Short List apparently. Rude. I don’t even have a movie out for consideration this year.

What is up with the mix on The Greatest Showman soundtrack?

Very Loose - depending how you define it’s opposite - Alt Tight

If fries are as bad for you as cigarettes then I just ate over 60 something cigarettes

I may be uninformed but does Wicked take place in a Nordstroms

Just found out I make less then horse number 4 in Sheng Yun :(

Adam Pally is a real one

Any member of SAG with children should have their kids taken away from them… and then they can go chill at Ojai Valley Inn for a couple days and recharge cause this is A BUSINESS called show and we all need a refresh especially young parents in the industry am I right?

Any member of SAG with children should have their kids taken away from them… and then they can go chill at Ojai Valley Inn for a couple days and recharge cause this is A BUSINESS called show and we all need a refresh especially young parents in the industry am I right?

Peggy Bundy should be so lucky

If you haven’t watched this show yet, please check it out. Being a part of it was the most fun I had in 2024, and I am so so so happy with how it came out.

Brooklyn is Brooklyn and stuff, but what I love most about the promised land is the amount of Hilton’s and Marriott’s per square foot. Like no joke, fuck middle America, I been to a billion bnai mitzvahs in Bensonhurst I get it babies

Will I self promote on here? Will I self promote on here? Will I Mr Throwback streaming on P’Cock right now!!!

My phone is not one hundo to blame for my intimacy issues as I get older but the damn bitch don’t help I’ll tell you that bluesky

Wanted to grassroots this account but ended up giving myself the easy way out and putting on xwitter that I’m over here and honey my numbers are a rocket ship (39 new followers)

Worse depression, everyone from last nights party hated every interaction I had with them or sick and watching the world go by without you online? Oh uh asking for a friend

Haven’t been officially diagnosed but I’m pretty sure I have narcissistic personality disorder -

My favorite actor is Steve Zahn and there is no one in second

Feels like these batmobiles are getting more expensive by the day?

Just found out I make less then horse number 4 in Sheng Yun :(

Warren Haynes owns The Beacon with Gaffigan and Moo Dang?

I may be uninformed but does Wicked take place in a Nordstroms

If fries are as bad for you as cigarettes then I just ate over 60 something cigarettes